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Space Opera
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I never thought I would do it again. I'm spending money on it - something I swore I would never do. I don't want my family or close friends to know, but I can't wait till the next time I do it.

I thought I could keep it under control. The first time I told myself, "It's ok; just a temporary slip-up." But then it happened again, and again. A cheeseburger here, a piece of smoked sausage there. This weekend I actually ate chicken fingers, for goodness sakes. After years of happily eating veggies I've rejoined the legions of meat-eaters. I know pregnant women have cravings, but why must I crave dead animals instead of chocolate?

space opera, killer and eater of animals

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AntiCool
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*drools*
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Verily the Younger
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We're supposed to eat animals. That's why they're made of meat instead of, say, vulcanized rubber.
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Mmmmm, animals.

Admit it, Space Opera, KFC is why God gave us fingers. [Smile]

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Primal Curve
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quote:
We're supposed to eat animals. That's why they're made of meat instead of, say, vulcanized rubber.
You obviously don't know too many vegetarians/vegans. Saying such things in front of such people usually illicits a violient response- either verbal or physical. You have been warned.
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Space Opera
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[Laugh] afr

I'm trying to tell myself that eating meat is a sacrifice that I'm making for my child. Mr. Opera is enjoying it, however. He likes to point to my belly and say, "The baby likes meat! The baby needs meat!" I swear he chuckles everytime I order a cheeseburger.

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AntiCool
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You're trying to make me go out and order a burger right now, aren't you?
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Oddly enough, I couldn't tolerate eating much meat when I was pregnant.
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Thanks guys! Now I'm dying for a cheeseburger and lunch isn't for another hour and a half!
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You obviously don't know too many vegetarians/vegans. Saying such things in front of such people usually illicits a violient response- either verbal or physical. You have been warned.
Keep your "warning". I'm not interested in it, or your deductions about whom I "obviously" do or do not know.
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Jenny Gardener
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Your body, like mine right now, is probably craving fats and protein. Don't worry about it. You need to consume whatever will best nourish your body and the baby you're building. I say GO WITH THE CRAVE. Me, I've been craving Taco Bell 7-Layer Burritos....MMM. With my first child, it was chili dogs. Man, I just couldn't get enough of them!
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Keep your "warning". I'm not interested in it, or your deductions about whom I "obviously" do or do not know.
Haha, I knew I was right.
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[Roll Eyes]
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Haha, I knew I was right.
[Roll Eyes]

Right. That's exactly what I said.

[ April 04, 2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Verily the Younger ]

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Is there any danger of overloading your system if you haven't eaten meat in so long? I would imagine you would need some adjusting time. Although I guess most bets are off when you're pregnant.

I ate at El Gaucho's when I was in Portland a couple of weeks ago, and even for a regular meat eater I thought that was a little too much. And all I had was an 8 oz filet mignon.

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What the hell is up with you being so defensive? Good Lord, man. The initial post was a joke. Are you so thin skinned?
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Jay
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Beef..........

It's what's for dinner

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TMedina
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I'm sorry Ms. Opera - I'm sure the legions of dead and dismembered animals will forgive your cravings as you feast on their rent and sundered flesh.

[Big Grin]

Mmmmm...protein good...

-Trevor

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*slaps Trevor on behalf of all women who ever have been, are currently, or ever will be pregnant* [No No]
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[ROFL]

Sorry, it was strictly tounge-in-cheek. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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Just don't try to eat my rabbit! [No No]

[ROFL]

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*slaps Trevor anyway*
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TMedina
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Thanks Mr. Head - I feel like I've been abused by the best. [Taunt]

Well, besides Ketchup...and a few others. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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You'd better watch it. I have a certificate in man-abuse from one of the best programs available. [Razz]
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Which program? Holy matrimony?
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TMedina
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Oh please.

You're a heterosexual woman - it comes with the package. [Big Grin]

*ducks and runs*

-Trevor

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Word Perfect... [Blushing]

*lowers eyebrows and prepares to come after Trevor*

It is soooo too bad my whip smiley doesn't work here.

[ April 04, 2005, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: ketchupqueen ]

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Jay
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Getting dangerous in hereā€¦.
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"whip smiley"

Oxymoron? I guess it depends on your mood.

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TMedina
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Darn...you drug out your whip?

I've heard of "cracking the whip," but that's a new one to me. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Edit: Pffft...never try to mingle puns...doesn't work well.

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Oxymoron? I guess it depends on your mood.
Oh, it's never an oxymoron for me. [Evil Laugh]
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Yow!

Your hubby must lead an interesting life.

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I don't know about you guys, but I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes.
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Heinz 57 and french-fried potatoes?

[ April 04, 2005, 01:03 PM: Message edited by: TheTick ]

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Hey, want to smoke some salmon with me?
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