posted
Okay... for those of you who have never read the book and have no idea how the monkey's paw is played.
Person A makes a wish such as:
I wish I had a million dollars.
Person B grants the wish but with a horribly screwed up twist. Such as:
GRANTED! However, it was all in counterfeit hundreds that the FBI has finally tracked to you.
Rules. Make a plausible wish. No specifics... Nothing like "I wish I had a cookie that wasn't poisoned or uncooked or made with raisins." make it simple. Uhm... I know there's another one... I just can't think of it... oh well...
OH YEAH!!! After you grant the previous persons wish, make a wish of your own. Ok?
Get it? YAY!!! IT"S FUN! NOW PLAY!
I'll start.
I wish I was handsome.
Posts: 529 | Registered: Jul 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted. You sleep so well that you don't get up for ten years. Too bad you never wrote your living will...
edit: Grr, Turgan! Granted, now Somethingpositive is the most boring drivel ever produced. The creator, now with no healthy way to express their anger, goes postal and kills several members of your family.
I wish I would get perfect scores on all my finals.
posted
Wish granted but it takes 60 years working 15 hour work days. I don't know what you are talking about.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
Interesting choice of what you require for Turgan's wish fulfillment, there, T. Almost ironic.
Posts: 15770 | Registered: Dec 2001
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted. Unfortunately, this person deleted his/her post, so you'll never know what it was. I wish I had a donut.
Posts: 3526 | Registered: Oct 2001
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted! Too bad that after you ate it, you left crumbs all over the couch which attracted a swarm of hungry ants. Your house has been invaded and you can never invite company over again!
I wish I could be a librarian.
Posts: 486 | Registered: Feb 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted ! Unfortunately, that means that time is 100 times faster. You die from old age in a few weeks. I wish I have finished to paint my door.
[ April 12, 2005, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Anna ]
Posts: 3526 | Registered: Oct 2001
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted. Unfortunately, you have now a bike instead of your car. It's old and rusty. I wish I could be in July and in Australia.
Posts: 3526 | Registered: Oct 2001
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted. Unfortunately, you stay with him, in his hotel room, and he sleeps naked ! Still waiting for my other wish...
Posts: 3526 | Registered: Oct 2001
| IP: Logged |
posted
GRANTED! As soon as you get that pass, however, The U.S. govt passes a law that the only movie allowed to be played in ANY movie theatre ANYWHERE is Titanic. Enjoy three or so hours of Hell, my friend.
I wish Woody Woodpecker were back in business.
(Oh, btw. ASM of EB Games means Assistant Manager of EB games. EB Games is the Video game store where I work. Just thought I'd clarify.)
Posts: 529 | Registered: Jul 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
Granted. But instead of wishing anything for yourself, you wish that starlooker was the absolute ruler of the universe. This turns out to be a very GOOD wish... for her. Mwahahahahaha.
I wish that I could wake up on time in the mornings.
Posts: 99 | Registered: Mar 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
GRANTED!! Financial aid is the ONLY thing you know now and you spend the entire rest of your life stuck in a midget sized office at some college campus advicing students on financial aid.
I wish I never went hungry again, but was still alive.
Printer-friendly view of this topic
![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif)
Emeril. Cannibal. BAM! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
