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Topic: Set of Four LOTR Funnies
katharina
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posted April 14, 2005 04:01 PM
*distracted* Aragorn really is gorgeous, isn't he?
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twinky
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posted April 14, 2005 04:06 PM
BWAHAHHAHAH! Just the sort of silly I needed this afternoon.
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Teshi
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posted April 14, 2005 04:06 PM
Oh my goodness. I have never laughed so hard. I can't decide which is my favourite, although I think it's the last one.
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Ryuko
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posted April 14, 2005 04:07 PM
I believe those came from Something Awful.
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Leonide
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posted April 14, 2005 04:25 PM
*spits milk* FUNNY! although, those of a sensitive nature should be warned of PROFUSE swearing-- especially in that second one.
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Teshi
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posted April 14, 2005 04:28 PM
So how would I go about making things like that?
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Jonathan Howard
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posted April 14, 2005 04:35 PM
Why the BEEP should they? Gandalf's funny that way!
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Olivetta
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posted April 14, 2005 05:17 PM
The third one was my favorite, I think. It didn't have any cussin'. "One does not simply walk into Mordor" "Yes, they do" "Nuh-Uh"
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TheTick
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posted April 14, 2005 05:18 PM
NINJA WIZARDS!
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katharina
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posted April 14, 2005 05:18 PM
"They do. They totally do." I agree.
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no. 6
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posted April 14, 2005 05:21 PM
Funny.
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Vána
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posted April 14, 2005 05:24 PM
Oh, wow. Those are fantastic!
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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posted April 14, 2005 05:26 PM
NINJA WIZARDS!!! quote: ...BUT YOU'RE NOT A NINJA. *GANDALF LOOKS DOWN IN DISSAPPOINTMENT*
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Megan
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posted April 14, 2005 05:40 PM
*LAUNCH* WOOMCH! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Narnia
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posted April 14, 2005 06:39 PM
*nudges Porter* You beat them to the funny! When I first saw the "One does not simply walk into Mortor" and laughed my pants off, I searched for the other ones and was so disappointed that they had so much swearing in them. They could have been funny, but they ended up sounding like one of my high school students. But the Mortor one is hilarious. [ April 14, 2005, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
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Jenny Gardener
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posted April 14, 2005 07:02 PM
See, this is why I love Boromir... He's cool, and handsome, and FUNNY! Middle Earth Wenches always swooned for Boromir.
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Teshi
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posted April 14, 2005 07:12 PM
T_Smith: Answer the Guess the Author Queries! Also, I repeat my question. How would I go about doing this, showing consecutive images? Do I have to have any special knowledge of just a special program...?
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T_Smith
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posted April 14, 2005 07:16 PM
Do you have photoshop? If no, there are things you can get at www.download.com - the ones I am using do cost money, but there is a free trial on both of these. koolmoves- flash program- 40 dollars ulead gif animator - 15 days free
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Teshi
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posted April 14, 2005 07:16 PM
I have Paint Shop Pro...
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted April 14, 2005 08:33 PM
*cough* *COUGH* *wipes off monitor and looks around for cough drops* [ April 14, 2005, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]
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Book
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posted April 14, 2005 09:35 PM
Oh, Somethingawful, how I love thee..
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Marek
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posted April 14, 2005 09:48 PM
I read way too slow for most of them
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TMedina
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posted April 14, 2005 09:49 PM
Sorry, number 2 is the funniest thing I have seen in years. "Aim for the lava Frodo!" -Trevor
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Olivetta
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posted April 14, 2005 09:56 PM
For the record, the second one is the only one with swear words, the others don't. Unless you count "frickin'", or "shut up" which maybe some people might find offensive.
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TMedina
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posted April 14, 2005 10:00 PM
Yep - the phrasing in most instances is regrettable, except for the "I'm blind!" punchline.... Derogatory names for homosexuals also abound as well as juvenile exchanges and slang. But if you can tolerate the language, it is amazingly funny. -Trevor
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Swede
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posted April 15, 2005 04:13 AM
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Beanny
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posted April 15, 2005 05:28 AM
It wasn't that funny. Using dirty language ruins it.
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Sartorius
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posted April 15, 2005 11:10 AM
Ack! That's too funny for it's own good!
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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posted April 15, 2005 12:27 PM
I don't see why using foul language ruins it. That's what they were meant to be used as. I guess its even funnier in this case because its not like you picture the LOTR characters using them.
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MrSquicky
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posted April 15, 2005 12:30 PM
I don't know about the other ones in this series, but this made me laugh out loud a couple of times. And yeah, the foul language from noble high spoken characters wsa part of the joke. [ April 15, 2005, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: MrSquicky ]
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TMedina
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posted April 15, 2005 12:36 PM
I dunno Beanny - "Aim for the lava Frodo!" is still way too funny. "I'm bliiiiind!" -Trevor
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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posted April 15, 2005 02:45 PM
Damn, I can't watch it. It's blocked...Do you think there may be a mirror to it?
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0range7Penguin
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posted April 15, 2005 02:56 PM
Ninja Wizards! We have a performance of The Sound of Music later today(Yes I am a drama geek) and I have to show that to some of the other cast members!
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TMedina
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posted April 15, 2005 03:10 PM
I just mailed you a copy Alt. -Trevor
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unicornwhisperer
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posted April 16, 2005 03:30 PM
I can't watch it anymore!! The links don't work. NOOOOO!!!
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TMedina
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posted April 16, 2005 07:16 PM
Do you want me to mail you a copy, Unicorn? -Trevor
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