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twinky
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This might just be my favourite Onion article ever.

Ever.

So very, very funny. [Big Grin]

Edit: Careful, though, 'cause there be profanity here.

[ April 15, 2005, 07:25 AM: Message edited by: twinky ]
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Darth Ender
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Turn to the dark side and you won’t worry about such petty things!
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Elizabeth
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My husband and I were cracking up yesterday. I had just been thinking that "The Onion" had not been so funny lately, and then:

"Despite life's depreciating value, Alvi did not recommend that shareholders divest themselves of their holdings.
Limited dumping could result in a short-term increase in available resources for those who remain in the market," Alvi said. "However, it's a risky move that could affect perception of value, leading to mass divesture."

Alvi added, "And let's not fail to mention that some religious experts say there are penalties for early withdrawal."

[ April 15, 2005, 08:04 AM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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Beanny
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[Razz]
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no. 6
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I knew it!

*wanders off to the river*
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TheHumanTarget
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If you want some truly good satiric humour, visit Satire Wire. This site is no longer being updated, but has some unbelievably funny articles.
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Shan
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How fitting for the day.

[Evil Laugh]
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