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I imagine they reign over their particular land, you silly commoner...unless there's Ketchupian parliament--in which case, they're likely figureheads whose lives are watched by the media only for their scandals.
Fortunately, my realm is a benevolent dictatorship.
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KQ is our queen ! KQ is our queen ! She know how to make food yummy, KQ is our queen ! /Harry Potter
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I would like to point out that I have also met rivka and Papa Moose. But katharina and Coccinelle made me real, so I love them best.
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Morbo, you should never try to figure me out. I think you would have figured out by now that I'm one of those people who bucks all expectations out of sheer spite.
Pe... *clamps hand over mouth*
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This just in, the King of Mayonaisse and dutchess of Ketchup just had their first child, who was then dubbed as Oscar Meyer, Prince of Fry Sauce. (I'm guessing only the westerners here will get that.)
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I only learned of fry sauce as such when I joined the Church, although my parents had been making it to go with falafel for years.
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quote:Originally posted by ketchupqueen: I only learned of fry sauce as such when I joined the Church, although my parents had been making it to go with falafel for years.
INFIDEL! The only sauces that go with falafel are hummus and tahina.
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That's how you know you've truly grown up: when you choose your own condiments, forsaking the food of your forefathers...
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You could have said, "forsaking the food of your forefathers and forefeminists." But that doesn't go as well either. But it does support alliteration.
Or how abuot "Forsaking the food of your forefathers and forefemale parents." Or "Forsaking the food of your foreparents." Or "foresaking the foodstuff of your forefamily." Yeah, I like the last one best.
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'SOK. I like "forefeminists." "Four score and five years ago our forefeminists brought forth on this nation, a new class of voters, conceived by libbers and libertines, and dedicated to the proposition that all people are created equal."
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Now we are engaged in a battle against inequality, while the word "feminist" equals "old, ugly lesbians" in many young womens' minds, and so they disassociate themselves from the movement even though the goals originally concieved, such as equal pay for equal work, are not yet achieved, and American women do not have even the basic childcare options and benefits available to European women, much less a healthy self-concept.
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Fry sauce is not only a Utah/Idaho thing. You can purchase fry sauce in grocery stores in Italy.
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