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alluvion
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1. She's not a she, but a wolverine-form of poster carniverosity.

2. He's a sham in-transition to becoming an icon for fast-food.

3. Hmm... tastey. Like Ralphie on 'roids.

boo-yah!

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*pours bottle of Heinz on alluvion's head*

Go eat yourself. [Razz]

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That imagery is bringing laughter to my belly and tears to my eyes.
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[Roll Eyes]

I'm real. And you? [Taunt]

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Crown Princess of Pickle Relish
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Well, of course you have to be born to it.
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Or marry into it. I'm more curious as to the daily duties of the royal ketchup family.

Hobbes [Smile]

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Crown Princess of Pickle Relish
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I imagine they reign over their particular land, you silly commoner...unless there's Ketchupian parliament--in which case, they're likely figureheads whose lives are watched by the media only for their scandals.

Fortunately, my realm is a benevolent dictatorship.

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Or a Sambolian referendum bringing back royalty.
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quote:
I'm real. And you?
Really? Who have you met?
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All of us at Wenchcon, actually.
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She lives in Dallas, so she's met me and Coccinelle, too. [Smile]
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Ketchupqueen is the queen of all condiments.
We worship her.

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I do not worship her. I do not worship anyone. Everyone in my kingdom worships me.
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Then I'm sorry, but I'm with her. I don't worship nitpickers. [Wink]
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No problem. Mine is a large and densely populated kingdom. We will overcome all! Mwahahahaha!
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Not MY kingdom, you don't!

Don't make me whack you with my gherkin scepter!

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KQ is our queen !
KQ is our queen !
She know how to make food yummy,
KQ is our queen !
/Harry Potter

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I would like to point out that I have also met rivka and Papa Moose. But katharina and Coccinelle made me real, so I love them best. [Wink]
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(Except when rivka washes her hair.)
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quote:
I would like to point out that I have also met rivka and Papa Moose. But katharina and Coccinelle made me real, so I love them best.
[Cry]
quote:
(Except when rivka washes her hair.)
[Eek!] [Angst]
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*Adds new rule to Hatrack social network diagram:
rivka washes her hair-->causes KQ to reprioritize HR luvs*

Dang, just when I thought I had it figured out, too.
[Confused] [Grumble]

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Morbo, you should never try to figure me out. I think you would have figured out by now that I'm one of those people who bucks all expectations out of sheer spite. [Razz]

Pe... *clamps hand over mouth*

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This just in, the King of Mayonaisse and dutchess of Ketchup just had their first child, who was then dubbed as Oscar Meyer, Prince of Fry Sauce. (I'm guessing only the westerners here will get that.)
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(Um, like, only Utahns and Idahoans?)
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Nah, any Hatracker who's been here long enough knows about fry sauce.

In fact, the thread in question seems to be so old it has fallen off the board.

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I only learned of fry sauce as such when I joined the Church, although my parents had been making it to go with falafel for years. [Dont Know]
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Fry sauce is yummy. Thank heaven for Arctic Circle.
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quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
I only learned of fry sauce as such when I joined the Church, although my parents had been making it to go with falafel for years. [Dont Know]

INFIDEL! The only sauces that go with falafel are hummus and tahina.
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Hummus goes with Falafel.

All Condiment Royalty shall rule their own kingdoms and shall not provoke war on any other.

Thus saith Me.

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Thus satiateth thee?
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rivka, I was an innocent. My parents did it to me as a child. How was I to know it was wrong?

Rest assured, even I now use hummus on my falafel. [Smile]

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That's how you know you've truly grown up: when you choose your own condiments, forsaking the food of your forefathers...
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And foremothers, you sexist, unscrupulous puppet! [Taunt]
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They're implied in my statement, you PC knee-jerk feminist <insert mean noun>. [Razz]

Plus, adding fm would have bogged down my alliterative rhythm. *sniff*

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You could have said, "forsaking the food of your forefathers and forefeminists." But that doesn't go as well either. But it does support alliteration.

Or how abuot "Forsaking the food of your forefathers and forefemale parents." Or "Forsaking the food of your foreparents." Or "foresaking the foodstuff of your forefamily." Yeah, I like the last one best. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by quidscribis:
I've become seriously apathetic about writing.

But you still have the desire to rewrite my fluff? Everybody's a forecritic ... [Wink] [Grumble]
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Morbo
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Or rather, a post-critic.
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Yeah, it's a sickness, ya know? [Dont Know]
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quote:
Everybody's a forecritic ...
Now, hold on; I'm not going to circumcise my sons.
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Morbo
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'SOK. I like "forefeminists."
"Four score and five years ago our forefeminists brought forth on this nation, a new class of voters, conceived by libbers and libertines, and dedicated to the proposition that all people are created equal."

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Now we are engaged in a battle against inequality, while the word "feminist" equals "old, ugly lesbians" in many young womens' minds, and so they disassociate themselves from the movement even though the goals originally concieved, such as equal pay for equal work, are not yet achieved, and American women do not have even the basic childcare options and benefits available to European women, much less a healthy self-concept.
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Yeah, but now the thread's getting all serious again.

Down with the forefeminists!!!!

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Um... Up with parties? [Party]
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[Smile] Yeah, I can go with that. [Party] [Party] [Party]
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Can I just take this moment to say you lot are hilarious. This thread just made my day.
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Thank you. [Big Grin] And you're welcome. [Big Grin]
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Just a thought, but what about "forsaking the food of your ancestors"? [Big Grin]
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Fry sauce is not only a Utah/Idaho thing. You can purchase fry sauce in grocery stores in Italy.
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Seriously? Weird.
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ok now i have to look up what fry sauce is, I have absolutely no clue
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