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Book
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I'll start.

Padme: You're a good person, don't do this.
Anakin: I'm doing this for you, to protect you.
Padme: Anakin, you're breaking my heart!

To quote Futurama: "You can't just have your characters just say how they're feeling! That makes me angry!"

Ouch.

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Telperion the Silver
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Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[ May 25, 2005, 02:11 AM: Message edited by: Telperion the Silver ]

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Beren One Hand
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Obi-1: "I can't watch this anymore."
Me: "That makes two of us."

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Strider
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Padme: Back on Naboo when it was just you and me and our love.


blegh

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Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged
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Anakin: I love you more
Padme: No I love You more
Or something to that effect. I don't remember the exact line because I was to busy laughing

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Enigmatic
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"The Jedi are lame, they won't let you PL."
--Chancellor Old Spice

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Telperion the Silver
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"The Force is STRONG with you!"
-Mad Dictator Spice-

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Princess Leah
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Obi Wan: [about Padme after having her babies] "Is she all right?"
Hospital droid: "She's perfectly healthy...but she seems to have lost the will to live."

Yoda [to Palpitine]: "If to do this you want, get through me you will have to!" (or something heinously, embarrasingly switched like that...basically everything he says.)

Way too many characters to list: "The younglings!"

Anakin: "If you're not with me...then you're my enemy!"

Obi Wan: [tortured with greif] "Anakin! You were my brother!"
Anakin: "I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Obi Wan: "No, Anakin, don't do it-" *chops off legs*

Wow. GET A SCRIPT! But seriously, folks, NOT as bad as the first two, and hey, I felt fulfilled. (And my namesake was totally cute [Big Grin] )

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MEC
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You know, they said younglings in AotC...
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Corwin
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Yeah, those "younglings" were really getting on my nerves too...
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Princess...

the final dialouge between Anakin and Obi-Wan was the only good dialouge in the entire movie. I actually thought it was very well done, the only believable bits in the entire movie. In my opinion anyways.

Now Palpatine calling Yoda "my little green friend" was pretty bad.

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mackillian
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I also really like the dialogue between Anakin and Obi-Wan at the end. Anakin telling Obi-Wan that he hated him was hugely significant. I think it was another one of those final steps to really becoming one with the dark side.
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unicornwhisperer
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The script was so bad.. I don't remember most of it... [Big Grin]
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Olivetta
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I thought "my little green friend" was actually kinda funny, because no one but a Sith mentions the color of a person's skin.

That, and it kinda seemed like everyone was ignoring his ... greeness.

I'm only saying...

*sigh*

If anyone needs me I'll be in the Anything BUT Star Wars thread.

*sulks off*

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[Razz]
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SteveRogers
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R2-D2 was TOO funny.

Edit: I meant he was funny in a BAD way.

Bad Line-

Random Wookie: "Waoragha!"


[Razz]

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T_Smith
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Obi-Wan: "He has done terrible things. He...." dramatic pause "killed younglings." ::look down, pinch the upper part of your nose::
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Leah:
Yoda [to Palpitine]: "If to do this you want, get through me you will have to!" (or something heinously, embarrasingly switched like that...basically everything he says.)

My favorite was "Not if anything to say about it, have I."
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SteveRogers
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Jar Jar Binks- (pained silence) I'm very happy about this though.
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Dan_raven
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From "A long long time ago..." to "The end."
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SteveRogers
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I'm not so sure. I thought that how, "A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...." bit was pretty good. From then till the end, you're right.
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Teshi
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quote:
Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
You're kidding me.
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Lupus
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quote:
Originally posted by Teshi:
quote:
Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
You're kidding me.
he didn't drop to his knees and put his arms in the air...he just raised his arms from a standing position and used the force to trash the room. [Razz]
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FlyingCow
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Was it just me, or did the opening scroll starting off with "War!" give anyone else the sudden dread that the movie might turn out like Starship Troopers?
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Faire
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Obi Wan - Only the Sith deal in absolutes

Obi Wan's a Sith??

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Jay
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I loved it, no bad lines here
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Megan
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FlyingCow: No, I had that feeling, as well.

How 'bout:

Padme: I'm scaaared!

Geez, between her dialogue and Anakin's, it's no wonder Luke turned out to be such a whiny brat. Must be genetic. [Big Grin]

Oh, yes, and the entire hospital droid scene. That was lame.

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Olivetta
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Fry: You can't just have your characters say how they feel! That makes me angry!

Oh, and the whole Obi-Wan nose pinching and face-rubbing gestures -- all totally immitating Alec Guinness' Obi-Wan of Ep IV. I thought it made for a very consistent characterization spanning decades and different actors.

So, It's not a bug, it's a feature. [Wink]

Wait, I'm not supposed to be here.

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I enjoyed when Yoda killed the clones, and the wookies were just, oh okay they must be the bad guys now.
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Olivetta
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"Commander Cody" was a bit of a groaner/in-joke.
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Yoda rode a wookie!!! [ROFL] [ROFL]
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Only if they had called him "Commando Cody". [Wink]
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LordDarth PalpaSidiEmperortine: "POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!! NYA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

Anakin: "Oh...SNAP."

That's what Annie _should've_ said, anyway. [Big Grin]

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