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Lyrhawn
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So I doubt any of you have ever seen this before. It's a lot like those movies in 15 minutes that were posted before for Phantom of the Opera, only in my opinion this much more hilarious, especially her Lord of the Rings ones.

Revenge of the Sith: BBE

She used to have them on Fanfic and then Fictionpress but they were eventually booted off for being in script format, and she moved them to Livejournal instead. Read and enjoy, they are quite funny.

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Enigmatic
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quote:
DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS
And now for a sweeping love scene.

AUDIENCE
I have a very bad feeling about this.

Bahahahaha! I've told friends who were going to ep 3 "If you have to pee in the middle of the movie, get up as soon as you see padme on a balcony with a hairbrush."

--Enigmatic

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GRIEVOUS
I have you surrounded, and could have my droids shoot you down before
you could move. But, no. I will kill you instead. Because apparently I
not only have gravel in my throat, but in my head as well. Luckily,
Count Dooku has trained me in the Jedi arts, so we can have a flashy battle.

OBI-WAN
Then why didn’t you use your “Jedi arts” before? It’s not like
Dooku could have taught you anything between then and now.

They FIGHT. It is divided into TWO SCENES because DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS likes to take the DRAMA out of things.

GRIEVOUS
Now, Kenobi, I shall keeeeeeeeeel you.

OBI-WAN rips open GRIEVOUS’S CHEST.

GRIEVOUS
Those are my organs! That’s private!

OBI-WAN
I really do not understand how you work.


ROTFL!!!

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Tarrsk
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MEDICAL DROID
I’m afraid she’s dying. It appears she has an acute case
of Stupidity. We were surprised, considering she was once
the competent Queen of Naboo. But it appears as of the second
movie, this started to develop. And now, she’s dead from The Stupid.

Bahahaha, I love it!

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Telperion the Silver
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[ROFL]
That was awesome!
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AUDIENCE
Round one: Bearded Hot Guy vs. Whiny Hot Guy! FIGHT!


INT. PALPATINE’S OFFICE


YODA
My wrath you suffer, bitch!

PALPATINE
*eats scenery*

AUDIENCE
Round two: Old Guy vs. Muppet! FIGHT!


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AUDIENCE
So what is this planet? A foundry? Or do they just
collect molten lava for the hell of it?

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IanO
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[ROFL] brilliant.

I love this:
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PALPATINE contacts every CLONE COMMANDER in the galaxy.


PALPATINE
Execute order 66.

AUDIENCE
What were the other 65 orders?


CUE FLASHBACK:


PALPATINE
Execute order 65.


A CLONE goes to get PALPATINE’S DRY CLEANING.


PALPATINE
Excellent.


END FLASHBACK

Thus begins THE DEAD JEDI MONTAGE.


MOST JEDI
We are pathetic.

OBI-WAN
I am not so pathetic.

YODA
Your ass I kick. Mmm, yes.


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romanylass
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quote:
AUDIENCE
Why is the evil droid-man hacking up a lung?

ROFLMAO!!!!! [ROFL]
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Kamisaki
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HaHaHa!! That's great!

And it revealed another plot hole that I hadn't noticed before:
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PADME
It will be harder to hide now, snugglewoogums. I’m pregnant.

ANAKIN
Wait. How long have I been away?

Seriously, he's supposed to have been in the Outer Rim for the last 5 months and she just barely found out she's pregnant? Hmm, I'd get pretty suspicious if I were Anakin.
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Kyle Katarn
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quote:
AUDIENCE
Why is the evil droid-man hacking up a lung?

That's GL making reference to the Clone Wars shorts that played on the Cartoon Network. [Wink]
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You have to read the rest of the parody because she mentions the Clone Wars. That's what makes it even funnier!!! [Smile]
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Kyle Katarn
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YODA
Rejoice you should when someone rejoins the Force.
Buy a cake, invite some friends, do the limbo, yes.

Yoda always wants to do the Limbo at parties, because he totally kicks ass at it.
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DOOKU suffers another TOO QUICK, ANTI-CLIMATIC DEATH.


DOOKU
At least it was on screen this time.

[ROFL] [ROFL]
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