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Chris Bridges
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http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/
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Tante Shvester
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I wish they had an advertisement for Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future.
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ElJay
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That is hilarious. [Big Grin]
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Annie
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Dippin' Dots are the best! I used to get them at Mile High Stadium at the very first Rockies games. I'm a little disappointed that it's the future and we don't see more of them.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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quote:
Democratic Middle Eastern Union votes to Invade US
I love it. [ROFL]

--j_k

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Tante Shvester
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I want Jetpacks. I was promised that by the year 2000, we would all be getting around with Jetpacks (like a backpack with rockets). Also that we would be able to visit the moon for work and vacation.

Remember Space: 1999, anyone?

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Kwea
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LOL
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alluvion
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*struggles to stifle his weeping*
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Jim-Me
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do not click on that link if your cheap-ass work computer doesn't have flash and your company is too paranoid to let you install it...

unless you really enjoy the thought of hitting "no" on pop-up boxes for the next 2 hrs...

Which sucks for me because I love the onion and I don't have any other internet access at this time.

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Tammy
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Love it! [Smile]

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Yellowstone is a national parking treasure.
Now that's scary as hell!
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I like the ads. "Grave Robbers Pry Valuable Rifle from Charleton Heston's Cold, Dead Hands" [ROFL]
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Teshi
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This is great.

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Generations of married couples have relied on this age-old advice for maintaining a happy marriage: Never go into suspended animation angry.
[ROFL]

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Mexico, Canada, and Quebec have stated they are sympathetic to the MEU's goals but must remain neutral for the protection of their own people.
Hyuk, hyuk. [Laugh]

Also: Take a look at the Astrology section.

[ June 22, 2005, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Teshi ]

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The Pixiest
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Hmm.. My New Revised Standard Zodiac sign is "Zork"...
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