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Chreese Sroup
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Member # 8248

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Are you about to die? Are you going to leave people alone in their lives? It's mean! Don't do it!

You should eat better, and like yourself more. Forget all this nonsense about being 20lbs, so you can look good. None of that matters, All you need to do is be healthy, and live long.

Stop drinking caffiene and carbonation. While you are at it, turn off the tv, and go for a walk with your family!

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Architraz Warden
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And for crying out loud, STAY AWAY FROM THE CHREESE SOUP!

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kaioshin00
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"Life isn't how many breaths you take - its how many moments that your breath away."

Dont remember what that's from.

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Frisco
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Stop drinking caffiene and carbonation.

Crap, is that the worst you can come up with?

I suppose you're going to tell me to stop wrestling alligators, too!

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ketchupqueen
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Oh, no, Frisco. You wrassle those 'gators. And take your shirt off first so it don't get ripped.

In fact, better oil yourself up while you're at it. [Evil]

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alluvion
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"You wanna wrestle a grub, Mr. Stripes?"

- line from my current escapades in screen-writing.

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Astaril
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What a weird coincidence. I made Chreese for the first time yesterday for a lasagna because I was so curious. It was terrible. Don't ever try it.

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ketchupqueen
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Eeew, I thought it was just a funny misspelling. After a quick google, STAY AWAY!!! [Angst]

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sarahdipity
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"Life isn't how many breaths you take - its how many moments that your breath away."

Dont remember what that's from.

I believe that it's from Hitch.

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The Reader
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Stop drinking caffiene and carbonation.

Uh, no. I happen to enjoy coffee, tea, and soda. And Frisco is right. This is the best you can do? How about tobbacco and alcohol?

Not that I don't eat healthy. I do eat healthy foods a lot, but I like junk food too.

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Forget all this nonsense about being 20lbs

Huh? Overweight? Underweight? Or is this someone's ideal weight?

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ketchupqueen
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*psst*

(It's a joke.)

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Frisco
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How about tobbacco and alcohol?

Booooooring! [Razz]

I was thinking more along the lines of skydiving, riding motorcycles, and asphyxiation fetishes.

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ketchupqueen
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riding motorcycles, and asphyxiation fetishes

Ooh, are you going to do those after you finish wrasslin' the gator? Make sure you are sufficiently oiled up!

You have access to a webcam, right?

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alluvion
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did someone say boomerang fetish?

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Frisco
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What am I, a piece of oily, oily, rippling, sexy meat to you?!

[edit: With a boomerang fetish! Is that it?!]

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ketchupqueen
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Uh...

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me. And my husband is registered on this board now.

I did really like the way you look in feathers, though. [Big Grin]

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Enigmatic
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Yes, Frisco. You are. I think they've made that abundantly clear.
If you can't keep up, take notes.

--Enigmatic

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Frisco
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Yes, but *they've at least never told me that they mentally oil me up when reading my posts.

(*kq, katie, celia, aj, and papa moose...etc...)

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Enigmatic
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Really? They've told me that they mentally oil you up when reading your posts.
I don't know why.
I mean, it's not like I asked, or anything.

--Enigmatic

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Frisco
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Wait, feathers?!

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Feiwaltan
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its only because being oily is fun, specially when wresling gators, or even skydiving, try that its fun i hear.

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Grisha
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Forget all this nonsense about being 20lbs

What is wrong with weighing 20lbs? My neice weighs about that and she looks like a very healthy young lady.

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ketchupqueen
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Oil helps one catch the light.

It also makes one slidey.

Yes, feathers. (I was going to keep you guessing, but took pity.)

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Frisco
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You can't prove that's me!

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ketchupqueen
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Sure I can, I got a DNA sample. [Evil Laugh]

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rivka
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quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
Sure I can, I got a DNA sample.

No dear, that was me.

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Kwea
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You mean you AREN'T Frisco?

And here I was thinking I had it all figured out.... [Wink]

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ketchupqueen
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Oh, wait, the DNA may actually be all mixed up. Now which is the sample from Frisco, and which is from Trevor...

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rivka
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*curious* How did you get them to give you locks of their hair?

*squints suspiciously* You're not a witch, are you?

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ketchupqueen
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Who said anything about locks of hair? You have to have a root to get a reliable sample from that.

No, there are much better ways of obtaining DNA. [Evil]

And no, I'm not a witch; I'm a Mormon. I think they're mutually exclusive.

Unless "witch" is being used as a colloquial euphemism for something else here. [Wink]

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rivka
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Who said anything about locks of hair? You have to have a root to get a reliable sample from that.

Live (or recently dead) cells are better, but non-chemically-treated hair can be used to get DNA samples from.

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No, there are much better ways of obtaining DNA.

Well, yes, but wouldn't that get us back the the thread this one was a dobie of?

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ketchupqueen
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Not if no one finds out... [Wink]

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