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Jonathan Howard
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Tante - you're definitely worth it, but I simply don't want to miss one of my rare opportunities to date non-Jews. After all, I live in a nation made out of Jews, so I'd rather not miss a chance for something quite different.

So that cancels Raia out too, not that I have anything against her. We've been out a few times.

And no, it's not Tom Davidson. If anything, we'd start a poetry-club.

I'll give you one hint, though - the name was mentioned on this thread in the past, though you wouldn't guess easily. Oh, and it's a woman - just so you don't start the whole me-with-men thing. I just don't date men, even if I'm ideologically in favour of the concept - it simply changes the dynamics too much for me...

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Elizabeth
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"This is like the Hatrack version of passing notes in class about the cute new kid or the hot substitute teacher or something, innit it?"

Yes, and, as silly and pathetic as it is, it still makes me feel bad that no one wants to pretend date me.

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Well, I guess you were right, then.
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Icarus
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The current generation of hatrackers doesn't know me enough to know how much I hate these threads, for just this reason.
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rivka
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I, however, said to myself on page 1, "Good thing Ic isn't around. He'd hate this thread."
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Bob the Lawyer
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I know I'm convinced, IanO.

Hey now, Ic, as soon as saw this thread I immediately thought of you and wondered when you'd post in it. I mean, I much as I agree with you about these threads it is one of the few sure ways to wring a post out of you [Wink]

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Bob the Lawyer
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Dammit, rivka! I'm doing the sucking up here. Shove off!
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Jonathan Howard
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Lizzy, the reason it's not you is because I associate your secret "Elizabeth" identity with a Monarchy whose existence I oppose. Also, I barely know you. I can set you up with one of my friends, though...

Sie lieben Dich - ja, ja, ja!
Sie lieben Dich - ja, ja, ja!
Sie lieben Dich - ja, ja, ja, jaaaa!

(Translation:
She loves you - yeah, yeah, yeah!
She loves you - yeah, yeah, yeah!
She loves you - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah!)

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Enigmatic
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No one has mentioned El Jay... What's up with that people?
Maybe people are actually following the intent and basing their "dates" purely on personality? I mean, she's kind of a brat, really.

--Enigmatic
*poke!*

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Icarus
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I tried to stay away . . . I just couldn't stop myself. [Smile]
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I would have mentioned others, but I didn't for a number of reasons. I wouldn't want to be misunderstood again, for one, and also I am not a huge fan of popularity contests, and that is what this seems to be turning into, at least a little.

To be honest, there are very few people I wouldn't want to meet from here, and most of those I wouldn't mind meeting them, as long as there were some ground rules. [Big Grin]

I have been fortunate enough to meet some really cool people who post on Hatrack, and I am glad I have met each of them.


And that includes you, Liz, despite the pun threads. [Big Grin]

Kwea

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*shoves BtL*

<taunt smilie omitted here>

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Jonathan Howard
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quote:
No one has mentioned El Jay... What's up with that people?
There are two I "wouldn't mind" dating. ElJay is the minor one of 'em two, great person and all, but there's still the Major one of 'em I shouldn't tell you about yet. Oops! I just did.
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Icarus
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quote:
To be honest, there are very few people I wouldn't want to meet from here, and most of those I wouldn't mind meeting them, as long as there were some ground rules.
huh? ::head asplode::

Sounds like:

quote:
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
(by Icarus) I would totally date you, Tante.
Aww, shucks! [Blushing]

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(by Jonathan) Tante - you're definitely worth it
Garsh! [Blushing]

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(by Icarus, again) I tried to stay away . . . I just couldn't stop myself.
Because you had to declare your affection for ME?!! Golly! [Blushing] [Blushing]
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Bob the Lawyer
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Ground rules like, "Pay me 40 dollars?"

Because if I could establish ground rules like that I'd go to more gatherings.

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Jonathan Howard
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Horcha her, mier choveira!

Eir <called> Die die "tante", nisht die "schvester". Farschteisten mier, frand?

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Jonathan Howard
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quote:
There are two I "wouldn't mind" dating. ElJay is the minor one of 'em two, great person and all, but there's still the Major one of 'em I shouldn't tell you about yet. Oops! I just did.
There's a hint in here, try and crack it. Look carefully.
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Howard:

Die die "tante"...die "schvester"

Is that some kind of threat? Be nice!
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Raia
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Everyone who said me: [Blushing] [Blushing]

[Kiss]

















You know, I am actually available... [Wink] [Razz]

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Enigmatic
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Yes, this whole thread needs to become a lot less hypothetical! Next con will have dating games. Spin the Bottle! Love Connection!

--Enigmatic
(posting here an awful lot without actually answering the question himself)

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J T Stryker
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I'd date Raia... and I'm not just saying that to get a kiss on the cheek.
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Jonathan Howard
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No, it wasn't.

And Raia, what happened to your last one from Kentucky? Dumped, AGAIN?

You've got to compromise on someone.

Wait, I said your alias, does that technically mean I earn a double-smile, even if you were discarded?

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quote:
there's still the Major one of 'em
Oh, you're wily.
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Jonathan Howard
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[CONNOLLY] I'm a WILLY? [/CONNOLLY]
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And Raia, what happened to your last one from Kentucky? Dumped, AGAIN?

You've got to compromise on someone.

Wait, I said your alias, does that technically mean I earn a double-smile, even if you were discarded?

Jonathan dear, what on earth are you talking about?
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by MattB:
Oh, you're wily.

Have you even seen a picture of Jon?
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why you oppose the Monarchy? Sure it inbreeds sometimes but so what? They generate alot of tourism and its not like the have any say any more since the BNA act.

...

...

Am I too new to make it even in the top 10 of ANY list? or am I doing something wrong? Should I change my personality or something, like am I too dark or perky or somethin?

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quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatic:
Maybe people are actually following the intent and basing their "dates" purely on personality? I mean, she's kind of a brat, really.

Only kinda?

*disappointed

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Enigmatic
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Yes. There just isn't enough of you to be very much of a brat. You are quite small.

--Enigmatic

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Jonathan Howard
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Yes.

WARNING! IMPLIED NUDITY.

But wasn't I adorable in the days of what I call my religious zeal?

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Jonathan Howard
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Why do I oppose the Monarchy? Because I hate constitutional dictatorships, and fail to believe the monarch is of any use - except for reading "Harry Potter" to 6-year olds in New Zealand.

The tourism doesn't cover the commonwealth taxes. And I'm an Aussie citizen!

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I wrote:
"Yes, and, as silly and pathetic as it is, it still makes me feel bad that no one wants to pretend date me."


Ian wrote: "Well, I guess you were right, then."

I was not implying that the thread is silly and pathetic, but that it is silly and pathetic that I still feel like the last person picked for the dance. So, let me insult myself, OK? I don;t need anyone's help.

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Jonathan: I think I know who you're hinting at. But someone else might kill you in a fit of jealousy, I think.
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He's away from the Internet for two years. The field's wide open.

*laugh* But I'm rather astonished to hear it's not Raia; Jon's been flirting with her since his first day on the site. [Smile]

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quote:
No one has mentioned El Jay... What's up with that people?
Because ElJay is intimidating.

..I mean, really! Who wants to go out with someone who is more perfect than you in everyway?

Heck, she could probably even beat most of these guys in an arm wrestle!

[Wink]

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Hey Farmgirl. . . [Razz]
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But I'm rather astonished to hear it's not Raia; Jon's been flirting with her since his first day on the site.
You've been reading too much jebus.
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Jonathan Howard
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*Off to sleep at 4:30 AM local time.*

Raia kept on giggling at my sarcastic comments, of course you thoght I was flirting, but she was asking for it!

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I was not!

And you still haven't answered my question... I don't have a mysterious guy in Kentucky, at least, not one that I know about...

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Even though I *knew* this was turning into a popularity thread, I couldn't resist checking just in case.

Should stayed away. [Smile]


Anyhow, I'd date Scythrop. Yup, one of those boring marrieds.

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Heck, she could probably even beat most of these guys in an arm wrestle!

Only left-handed! That doesn't count.

--Enigmatic

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Okay tell ye what, Ezzie I'll date you if no one else is willing. [Smile] I'm also one of the ones whose never asked to go anywhere.
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Elizabeth, if I swung that way, I'd TOTALLY date you! [Smile]

And, I'm THRILLED that Olivetta put me on her list! *happy dance*

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Okay tell ye what, Ezzie I'll date you if no one else is willing.
For future reference, Sid, this is not a good way to ask a girl out on a date.

--Enigmatic
(not like I'm one to talk)

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I would date Jay. That way I can find out where he lives. Then I'll make sure to put my testing range for nuclear bombs just upwind.
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Megan, the "swing" is not stopping Ela and me. Join us! We will send The Kidnapping Victim(Ela's husband) to my husband's restaurant while we have our date.
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It will have to be after Punwit and I hit the Moan and Dove, though. (ale house)
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quote:
Originally posted by imogen:
Anyhow, I'd date Scythrop. Yup, one of those boring marrieds.

Then y'all need to come up with more interesting dates. [Wink]
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Though the last thing in the world that I would want right now is a date, here are a few that I would consider:

Raventh, because he's one of the nicest and coolest people...ever. [Smile]

Feyd Baron, because we both like dogs. (this could go for AJ as well) [Big Grin]

Fugu13, because we were roomies for a week and we got along. [Razz]

Also, Chaeron's a hottie. [Evil]

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