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Space puns for all you shuttlebugs out there. I sensor you've been waiting for this. And, for those who prefer to just slam into moving targets millions of miles away, you can join the party too. Comet you are! Crater love hath no man...
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I've been thinking about giving you a declination letter. Exaherz that you use puns so efficiently.
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What would I know about space? I'd rather relax with the calming things that happen here in Minnesota. In fact, tonight a large flock of our state bird is coming in from a long flight, so for some tranquility I'll see where the loon are landing.
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My, what a good idea, Bob. I'm sure the number of puns in Hatrack will just lift off with this idea. I'm sure there will be many warped puns too. Though, I'm sure for someone with wits like you, they won't phaser you.
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You know, I was considering blasting off about how pun usage has sky-rocketed recently but it would take me a few light years just to count down exactly how many puns people have actually landed on this thread.
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I've been quite busy of late and have rarely been on the 'puter. I arose this morning and promised myself that I'd catch up with my Jatraquero family. It's almost like I had some inkling of this event arizen.
BTW, Bob, this is a stellar idea!
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It'd be poetic if she could fetch sticks in an inlet of one of the seas. I'm envisioning a frisky dog that bays on the moon while playing in the bay.
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My wife bought me a shirt last night. When she brought it home I was dismayed to see it was Apollo.
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Yeah, you're probably right. But my belt doesn't work with the colors, so I called my friend Kuiper to see if I could borrow his.
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I'd suggest that you see about borrowing Orion's Belt. I think it would work fashion-wise, but then fashion can be so nebulas
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No time to look at Uranus punwit. I've got a rodeo to go to, although I'm sure Uranus is stellar, especially this time of year.
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Your wit, it seems, has turned so crass Heavenly bodies perverted to ass The topic, once lofty, has become so anal Focused upon a subject that's always banal
I know, I know, it's not that great but I submit that it will suffice for those times when a topic's become degraded. I think I'll save it for posteriority and I name it: My Uni-verse.
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Did you hear about the genetically enhanced sea eagle that was able to ace standardized tests? Yep, that SAT ern thought rings around the other students.
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Have you heard the story about the Irishman that loved cheese? He was an avid collector of cheese and sought after cheese at every opportunity. It is told that he once had the chance to purchase a rare cheese from France, but he couldn't sample it for several months. While it's true that he was a fanatic of cheese it's also true that he was impulsive. During his inspection of the cheese, he whipped out a knife and cut off a sliver to try. This action was unfortunate and Cost Mick De Brie.
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I created an invention for drunken riders. I put it on my horse Geo. When ever I would have a crisis in my vow to quit drinking, and would sucumb to the sin of alcohol, the sadle I was riding would detect my raised blood alcohol and flash red lights to warn others I was riding while drunk.
It was my Geo Sin Crisis Sadle light.
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I've been helping my son ride his bike. We've been making laps around my car. Today I made 7 rings around my Saturn.
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Beeter than around Uranus, just ask punwit. Be careful though, he will probably try to show it to you....
Beware of cosmic gasses while he is doing so though, it makes a big bang and dark matter goes flying... he is still looking for some that seems to have gone missing since the last time that happened, no one can seem to find it although it is obvious it has to be somewhere. Posts: 15082 | Registered: Jul 2001
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This conversation is making me hungry... I think I'll order a pizza. Can't decide whether I want it extra meteor extra cheesy. I better Oort-er before my thinking clouds up. OH! And I have to call my friend Marcy... that dame owes me some faux Bose speakers.
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Not being good at punning is kind of like not being good at telekentically frying peoples noses like so many oversized french fries. Its a good thing, really.
However if you really want to become good at it, you just need to planet in advance.
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Does Disney World have shows and such. If so perhaps you should plan ahead to make the best of your time. You wouldn't want a time crunch to Mar those Venues.
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quote: In fact, I'm hoping our relationship may grow beyond being simply Plutonic.
It sounds like Chungwa's interested in seeing some heavenly bodies.
I hate to bring everyone down, but scientists have just discovered that the Earth is breaking away from its ellipitical path and starting to drift off into space. Since we won't survive too long away from the sun, now might be a good time to write our orbituary.
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Back to Dinsey World, don't you just adore all those Disney Stars?
Of course that relationship with Bob had best be Plutonic, or DKW will make you see stars.
Did you hear about the prison radio show out of China? White collar US crimminals do a daily radion broadcast on topics like how to use moder bookkeeping techniques. They just got a big Purchase Order from China to do more broadcasts. Variety ran the headline--Cons Tell Asians, Score P.O.
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It's nice to think of Disney after such a long day... the mechanic had my corona lift for three hours, and then when I was almost ready to go, his son spots a nail in my back tire! My temper really started to flare!
Maybe I'll grill up some nice filet of sol tonight to relax. I'll either have the sole or wind up going out for oystars.
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