quote: The hole was positioned immediately above a Dumbledore-shaped pile of robes currently resting on several cubic feet of stone and masonry, and, for some reason, a traffic cone. I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.
"Thank you," said a dozen portraits in unison.
VERY KITSCH. YOU DON'T SEE MUCH KITSCH THESE DAYS.
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Hmmm. Might want to post a language warning. Very funny, but some bad language in the winners.
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I said I'd read the first one, and it's in my queue, but the queue is quite lengthy. I'm presently reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. Posts: 10886 | Registered: Feb 2000
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What, no OSC version? Though admittedly he's a bit difficult to parody; I'm not sure how you'd go about it.
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I'm taunting my husband, telling him I would read these out loud for him while he cooks, but no, he had to play his new computer game instead of reading HBP so I can't reveal the ending.....
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Well, I suppose I figured that if I mentioned in the title that these authors are finishing the book itself, it'd be enough of a warning to spook the spoiler wary.
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Taalcon, these were posted beFORE the book even came out...it was purely based on speculation. I read a bunch of them on July 14th actually. The speculation just happened to be....*spoiler*....correct! *end spoiler*
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I love the Helen Fielding Hermione's Diary one.
"Note to self: must not be attracted to charming, rakish but doubtless somewhat evil Slytherin types, especially DM. Been there, done that, got commemorative broomstick."
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I actually have no idea who Helen Fielding is, but I'm going to have to guess that she's the woman who created Bridget Jones?
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And did those wands of ancient time Perform those flashes rushed and green? Was this the will of Sacred God, To have those deaths in public seen?
And was that death to be divine When Albus fell and stayed so still? Did no one care when Snape came here When Dumbledore screamed, not but shrill?
Bring me my Headmaster, valiant and bold! Bring him to me for it’s my desire! Bring him to me for such you have been told! Bring me lest I set you now on fire!
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