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*lobbest the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of my foe Tinros, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.*
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You, my dear, were fooled into believing that you held the Holy Hand Grenade... but in reality you had a coconut that two European swallows gripped by the husk in order to bring it to Mercia
woohoooo leg warmers are back!!!!! Now what did I do with my multi-layered gypsy skirts and my lace tank tops?
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mwahahah I bring with me to battle my maniacally demonic linux penguin, with which I shall belittle any operating systems your lowly computers might *attempt* to be running.
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A five ounce European swallow carrying a one pound coconut? Doubtful, it's not a question of where he grips it it's all a matter of weight ratios. Now an African swallow, that'd be believeable. Or of the two European swallows held the coconut by a strand of creeper.
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My good people, I implore you, why can't we all get along in the spirit of brotherhood and sisterhood, peace and harmony, good will and cooperation?
I beg of you to put aside your differences and all join hands in the spirit of forgiveness.
When you perpetuate this bickering, you only hurt yourselves. Oh, and me, your dear mother. Why do you want to rip your poor mother's heart out with your fighting. All I want is for you children to get along. Is that too much to ask?
And if you continue with this fighting, I'm sending you all to your rooms. And you can forget about going out to the movies, young lady. And NO INTERNET!
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*Takes careful aim and presses THE BUTTON, firing the ultimate weapon at Tante Shvester: a laser-breathing giant robot contructed of nuclear bombs shaped like bengal tigers which are covered in nasty sharp knives, and each of the knives has a gun.*
ZAP! CRUSH! BOOM! RAWR! SLASH! BANG!
That's what you get for messing with our internet!
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*Throws the most powerful pre-teen hissy fit (we have those in Georgia) in the history of Hatrack, and directs it at Tante!*
"You can't take away my INTERNET! I JUST GOT DSL FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Besides...you ain'm my momma and you just don't understand! So there!"
*Sticks out tongue in Tante's general direction.*
Oh and for the record, Enigmatic, pre-teen hissy fits are much more powerful than any giant robot ever invented. Trust me--I have a pre-teen in my house.
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Funny, my room is downstairs. And that's where the playstation 2 is, out biggest tv/dvd player, and my stereo with surround sound... hey Tante! Can you send me downstairs?
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Funny, my room is downstairs. And that's where the playstation 2 is, out biggest tv/dvd player, and my stereo with surround sound... hey Tante! Can you send me downstairs?
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It seems you are in need of a mom to send you somewhere. Being a mom in real life (no, not just on TV), I have that power. Therefore--
TINROS MAHALIA JACKSON JONES! YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS AND PLAY TILL YOU DROP, GIRL! AND NO MORE DEPRESSION FOR YOU--ONE YEAR!
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Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. It is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. It can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times its size. It's only instinct... to destroy everything it touches!
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*Blows Steve up in the "And Now for Something Completely Different" manner for stealing Self's tactic.*
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*strangualizes Son of Shvester with a phone cord* "Aha, a mother must protect her child! Attack me!"
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(I can't believe that it took me two days to sleep off that pudding mickey! I gots to find out where that kid gets his mickies!)
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Yes, Tante. You would be a poweful ally. Another dark Jedi. *shakes Tante's hand, forming an unbreakable alliance*
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