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Lupin 43 Albus Dumbledore 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 29 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 27 Severus Snape 19 Rubeus Hagrid 17 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 31 Harry Potter 29 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 25 Severus Snape 19 Rubeus Hagrid 17 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
--Lupin. I love him, but not better than everyone else. --Neville Longbottom. Overrated. Has gotten better but was a bit of a doofus. --Sirius Black. Not actually that great.
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 29 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 25 Severus Snape 21 Rubeus Hagrid 15 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
++Snape--Dumbledore trusted him, and that's good enough for me. --Hagrid ++Neville
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 29 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 25 Severus Snape 19 Rubeus Hagrid 17 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 13 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
Severus Snape -- (viciously pursuing my campain to do away with Snape) Rubeus Hagrid ++ (How is Snape better than him? At least he is a genuinely nice person. Snape is only "nice" now to save his butt.) Mrs. Weasley ++ (How did she get lower than some of the others? I love her!)
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 25 Severus Snape 17 Rubeus Hagrid 17 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Albus Dumbledore 43 Lupin 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 35 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 23 Severus Snape 17 Rubeus Hagrid 17 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Albus Dumbledore 45 Lupin 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 35 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Luna Lovegood 15 Severus Snape 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
Severus Snape -- (remember, I've reserved the right to kill him.) Albus Dumbledore ++ Rubeus Hagrid ++
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Albus Dumbledore 45 Lupin 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 35 Ron Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 27 Sirius Black 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Luna Lovegood 17 Severus Snape 13 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
Severus Snape -- (helping Zarex finish him off) Sirius ++ (Because his real death was awful) Luna ++ (Because she rocks)
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Albus Dumbledore 45 Lupin 41 Hermione 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Luna Lovegood 17 Severus Snape 11 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 11
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
++ Arthur Weasley: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." There isn't a truer line in all the books -- Severus Snape: I don't care if he's still good, he's a nasty person. --Ron Weasley: For being completely clueless about Hermione
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Albus Dumbledore 45 Lupin 41 Hermione 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Ginny Weasley 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 33 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Luna Lovegood 17 Severus Snape 11 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 9
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Lily Potter: I hate to vote against Harryās Mom, but she really doesnāt have a big part in the story -- Hermione: sheās just too high on the list, and a know-it-all ++ Ron Weasley: For being completely clueless about Hermione (Iāve had the same problem with women myself)
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Albus Dumbledore 45 Lupin 41 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 33 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Luna Lovegood 17 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 9 Lily Potter 9
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Severus Snape: ... I'm surprised he's lasted this long...
-- Fred Weasley/George Weasley: They can sometimes get on my nerves.
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Albus Dumbledore 45 Lupin 41 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 33 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 9 Lily Potter 9
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
++ Hagrid (So his heart's bigger than his brain . . .) -- Luna -- Harry (You didn't believe me about killing off the hero, did you.)
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Albus Dumbledore 43 Lupin 41 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 33 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Lily Potter (I'm still in favor of killing off the dead ones.) -- Sirius Black -- Albus Dumbledore
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 39 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 33 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 15 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Ginny Weasley -- Albus Dumbledore -- Remus Lupin (The latter two because the numbers need to start getting smaller)
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 39 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 33 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 13 Severus Snape 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
++ Severus Snape. Not time yet. Come one people, save him! -- Mrs. Weasley. I heart her, but she does need to knocked off before Snape. -- Luna Lovegood. Ditto.
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On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 39 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 13 Severus Snape 11 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 5
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
Severus Snape -- (NO!! DIE DIE!!) Mrs. Weasley ++ (Still love her) Lily Potter -- (agreeing that the dead ones should die--except for Dumbledore of course)
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Ginny Weasley 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 13 Severus Snape 9 Mrs. Weasley 11 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Harry ++ Neville -- Luna
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 11 Luna Lovegood 9 Lily Potter 5
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Lily Potter ++ Snape (I bet he ends up sacrificing himself to save Harry in book 7) -- Luna
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 37 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Mrs. Weasley 11 Severus Snape 11 Luna Lovegood 9 Lily Potter 3
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Lily Potter - Her part in the story is done -- Rubeus Hagrid - Hero at the start, but I think his part is over as well ++ Neville Longbottom - because his best is yet to come
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 9 Luna Lovegood 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
-- Snape ++ Lily (she did save Harry's life after all) -- Mrs. Weasley
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I can't believe I took away from Snape instead of adding. Where my brain is, I know not.
Here's me fixing it:
Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Sirius Black 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 13 Luna Lovegood 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Sirius Black 21 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 9 Luna Lovegood 9 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
++ Ginny -- Sirius ++ Arthur - He's so selfless. I like that.
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 19 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7 Lily Potter 7
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
--Snape: Should be next to go --Sirius Black: Acted even more like a moody teenager than Harry in book 5 ++ Luna: Saddly the character I most relate to
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 41 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 17 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Lily Potter 7 Severus Snape 5
On the next great adventure:
Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
--Snape (cuz no matter if he's a good guy or not, he still killed Dumbledor --Sirius I agree with the whiny brat part ++Ginny because I think she's going to play a big part in the next book
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 43 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Lily Potter 7 Severus Snape 5 On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
++Fred and George (because they have the guts to go for it!! And they are always up for an adventure) --Sirius Black (dito to whiny) ++Lupin (How awesome is he!?!)
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 45 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7 Lily Potter 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Albus Dumbledore 41 Lupin 45 Minerva McGonagall 39 Hermione 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 9 Lily Potter 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
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Lupin 45 Albus Dumbledore 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7 Lily Potter 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.
--Snape: Undoing some the some of the previous two (DIE!!!) -- Lily: Someone make it a quick death, she deserves at least that for saving Harry --Minerva McGonagall: Nothing against her, I just feel she should be below Herminone and company.
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Lupin 43 Albus Dumbledore 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 31 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Lily Potter (she gets a happy death since we don't actually hate her) ++ Harry Potter -- Lupin
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Luna ++ Snape -- Mr. Wealsey (How did he get so much higher than his Wife)
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Lupin 43 Albus Dumbledore 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 37 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
Luna Lovegood ++ (for her hat) Severus Snape -- (for his hair) Neville Longbottom ++ (just cuz I like him)
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 37 Ginny Weasley 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Ginny Weasley -- Lupin -- Albus Dumbledore
It's more fun to fight over the numbers when people are actually close to dying!
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Lupin 43 Albus Dumbledore 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 7 Severus Snape 9
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
++Severus Snape, because my other reasons still stand. --Neville Longbottom, because I cannot stand him. --Mrs. Weasly, because she talks too much.
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Lupin 43 Albus Dumbledore 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Ginny Weasley 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 27 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Severus Snape - I still think he is a good guy, but a bad teacher -- Arthur Weasley ++ Mrs. Weasley
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 27 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 17 Luna Lovegood 13 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Ginny ++ Luna ++ Sirius
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 31 Arthur Weasley 27 Harry Potter 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 13 Severus Snape 9 Mrs. Weasley 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
++ Severus Snape. Can we make "Save Sirius" shirts? Like "Free Martha"? -- Mrs. Weasley. Because she should die before Snape. -- Sirius Black. Hello, he clearly needs to go hang out with James and Lily.
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If I had more votes . . . I think everyone except Dumbledore and the twins should be even with or below Harry (25 or 27 at the highest). I think Arthur Weasley is rather dramatically overrated although he is awesome. I think he should be around where Luna is, and she's too low. I'd knock off Sirius, Mrs. Weasly, Mr. Weasley, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Hagrid, Ginny. Maybe in a slightly different order. We'd be left with Snape, Harry, Ron, McGonagall, Hermione, Fred/George, and Dumbledore. I guess I'd take out McGonagall and Snape and Ron. Leaving Harry, Hermione, Fred/George, and Dumbledore. So bye-bye Hermione. Then I'd give up. And make myself tea.
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How sad is this.... Here I am finally getting to log in to Hatrack today and I am SO SO SO excited that I haven't voted today! Ugh! I need a life!
Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 29 Harry Potter 29 Arthur Weasley 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 13 Severus Snape 7 Mrs. Weasley 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
Love Lily's death! Very fitting I thought.
Ron Weasley -- (why is he higher than Harry who is much cooler!) Harry Potter 29 (upping his numbers) Snape ------- (oh wait! I can only do two! )
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 29 Harry Potter 29 Arthur Weasley 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 9 Severus Snape 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
Snape -- I can't believe he was back up to 7! DIE!
Mrs. Weasely ++ ACK! What did she do to deserve this?! Keep her alive!
Luna Lovegood -- She's cool... but she's just too weird..
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 27 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 11 Mrs. Weasley 7 Severus Snape 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Snape -- Mrs. Weasley (it's all about book 5. I hold her JUST as responsible for Sirius' death for all her nagging and heckling.) -- Harry
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Lupin 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 37 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 33 Ron Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 9 Mrs. Weasley 7 Severus Snape 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion.
-- Snape (Do as you will) --Luna Lovegood (She amuses me, but she's a little creepy) -- Arthur Weasley (because he's cool, but not as cool as Harry)
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
quote:Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
Beautiful, just beautiful. I laughed for a good minute then had to read it to my wife who in turn laughed so hard she spit milk on the carpet.
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