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Lupin 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 31 Ron Weasley 29 Harry Potter 27 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 9 Mrs. Weasley 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
++ Fred Weasley/George Weasley: You have heard it here first: The tide will turn in the final battle with Harry and Voldemort when Voldemort will mix up his wand with a trick one the Weasley's have made. -- Ginny Weasley -- Minerva McGonagall
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Lupin 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ginny Weasley 31 Ron Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 9 Mrs. Weasley 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
-- Harry Potter (with Snape and Voldemort both dead, do we really need Harry?) -- Neville Longbottom (he's just not that cool) ++ Molly Weasley (Ron, Ginny, and the twins don't need to have their mother to die, to say nothing of Arthur)
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Lupin 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ginny Weasley 31 Ron Weasley 27 Harry Potter 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 9 Luna Lovegood 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
++ Molly Weasley --Luna Lovegood --Ron Weasely: for being jealous of Harry all the time. (grow up Ron)
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Lupin 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 33 Ginny Weasley 31 Harry Potter 27 Ron Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 9 Luna Lovegood 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
Harry Potter ++ (Why is Ron higher than him again) Ron Weasley -- (whiney baby) Hargid ++ (because I love him!)
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Lupin 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 37 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Ron Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 9 Luna Lovegood 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
--Harry (DIE Harry Potter! DIE!!) ++Neville --Luna (Wouldn't she make a great next Tragic-Death-of-a-Good-Guy-to-Prove-the-Situation-is-Serious?)
[Edit: forgot to deduct points from Luna]
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Lupin 41 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 31 Harry Potter 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Ron Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 7 Luna Lovegood 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Lupin 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 39 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Ron Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 7 Luna Lovegood 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
-- Ginny Weasley -- Remus Lupin -- Gred and Forge
Yeah, down with the top guys! It'll get interesting once they stay tied for a while - whoever will I start taking down?
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quote:--Luna (Wouldn't she make a great next Tragic-Death-of-a-Good-Guy-to-Prove-the-Situation-is-Serious?)
No. I don't think she's important enough in the reader's minds. Ron on the other hand....
Lupin 39 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Ron Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 7 Mrs. Weasley 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Lupin 39 Albus Dumbledore 39 Hermione 39 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 35 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Ginny Weasley 29 Harry Potter 25 Arthur Weasley 25 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 5 Mrs. Weasley 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Hermione 35 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 33 Lupin 32 Albus Dumbledore 32 Ginny Weasley 26 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 7 Mrs. Weasley 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
Ron -- whines too much Arthur -- I like him fine but I like others better Fred and George -- for all their tomfoolery
Questions: Should everyone have an idd number since we started at 15 each and subtract or add two each time? How do some people have even numbers?
Also which HE does Snape slip the knife to, Harry or Voldy? Or is it a mystery?
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He slips Voldemort the knife. You have to read OSC's Shadow Puppets to get the joke. *sheepish*
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{Fixed the scores so everyone is odd. Someone subtracted 1 instead of 2} Hermione 35 Minerva McGonagall 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 33 Lupin 31 Albus Dumbledore 31 Ginny Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 7 Mrs. Weasley 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
--Minerva McGonagall --Neville Longbottom: I like them both they just shouldn't be at the top ++Mrs. Weasley: For being the closest thing to a mom Harry has
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Hermione 35 Minerva McGonagall 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 31 Lupin 31 Albus Dumbledore 31 Ginny Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 19 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 9 Mrs. Weasley 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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It looks like we are starting to make some progress. Once it gets narrowed down to a few it should start to get interesting. ________________________________________ Hermione 35 Minerva McGonagall 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 31 Lupin 31 Albus Dumbledore 31 Ginny Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 7 Mrs. Weasley 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
++ Ron -- Mrs. Weasley (Be nice, she's a good person) -- Luna
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Hermione 35 Minerva McGonagall 35 Neville Longbottom 35 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 31 Lupin 31 Albus Dumbledore 31 Ginny Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 7 Mrs. Weasley 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Hermione 33 Minerva McGonagall 33 Neville Longbottom 33 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 31 Lupin 31 Albus Dumbledore 31 Ginny Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 5 Mrs. Weasley 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
--Hermione ++ Mrs. Weasley (She's a mother to half the people on this list. She doesn't deserve to go just yet) -- Luna
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 31 Lupin 31 Albus Dumbledore 31 Ginny Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 5 Mrs. Weasley 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
-- Hermione -- McGonagall -- Neville
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 31 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 5 Mrs. Weasley 5
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
-- Ginny Weasley -- Remus Lupin -- Albus Dumbledore (The latter two because they were at the bottom of the top, if that makes sense...)
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 7 Luna Lovegood 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
This is hard. I like most everyone here really, now that Snape is gone.
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 7 Luna Lovegood 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
--Luna: Be nice to her ++Harry Potter: Hey, it's named after him --Ron Weasley
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Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 29 Hermione 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 23 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 7 Luna Lovegood 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
-- Luna ++ Ron Weasley (Frodo wouldn't have made it without Sam, Harry won't make it without Ron) -- Hermione (I realize she will/has helped Harry, probably more than anyone, but I don't think she should be on the top of the list)
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 5 Luna Lovegood 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 5 Mrs. Weasley 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 23 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 3 Mrs. Weasley 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
--Harry, because I can't believe how stupid he was in the HBP. --Mrs. Weasly, because I want to see people die already --Luna, same as Weasly.
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Hermione 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 29 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Luna Lovegood 3 Mrs. Weasley 3
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Hermione 31 Neville Longbottom 31 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 5 Luna Lovegood 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
Mrs. Weasley ++ This is just a crying shame. Without her, Harry would be cold all winter! Luna Lovegood -- Someone please kill her already! Fred and George -- There are those more deserving who are lower on the list.
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Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 21 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 5 Luna Lovegood 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Albus Dumbledore 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 21 Rubeus Hagrid 17 Sirius Black 13 Mrs. Weasley 7 Luna Lovegood 1
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish."
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Albus Dumbledore 31 Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 21 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 13 Mrs. Weasley 7
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them.
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Whilest Luna choked her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
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Albus Dumbledore 31 Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 19 Rubeus Hagrid 19 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 9
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
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Albus Dumbledore 31 Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 21 Ron Weasley 19 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 17 Mrs. Weasley 11
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
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Albus Dumbledore 31 Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 29 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 25 Ginny Weasley 23 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 23 Ron Weasley 19 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 17 Mrs. Weasley 11
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
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Albus Dumbledore 29 Neville Longbottom 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Lupin 27 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 23 Ginny Weasley 21 Ron Weasley 19 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 17 Mrs. Weasley 11
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
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Albus Dumbledore 31 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 29 Neville Longbottom 27 Lupin 27 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 25 Harry Potter 21 Arthur Weasley 23 Ginny Weasley 21 Ron Weasley 19 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 11
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal... --Neville: Though I like him, I don't think he should be up with Dumbledore --Sirius: The one I like the least of the current crop ++For being the wisest, funniest, and quirkiest principal (or headmaster whatever) ever.
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Albus Dumbledore 29 Hermione 29 Minerva McGonagall 27 Neville Longbottom 27 Lupin 27 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 23 Ginny Weasley 21 Ron Weasley 17 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 17 Mrs. Weasley 11
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
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Albus Dumbledore 29 Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 27 Neville Longbottom 27 Lupin 27 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 23 Ginny Weasley 21 Ron Weasley 17 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 17 Mrs. Weasley 9
On the next great adventure: Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs. Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks. Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid. Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville. Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead. Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world. Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug. Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking. Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat. Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry. Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft. Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son. Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner. Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry. Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp. Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge. Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name. Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired. James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher. Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks. Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck. Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia. Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion. Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic. Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey. Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever. Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms. Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now. Lily Potter - Dies peacefully in her sleep of a mysterious undiagnosed illness, then is romantically floated out to sea on a barge in a very Tennysonian fashion. Snape - Harry finds himself facing both Voldemort and Snape at the end. Snape turns his back on Voldemort yet slides him a knife. "What's that supposed to be?" demands Voldemort. "The loan of a knife," replies Snape. A nasty wizard's duel ensues. Snape is hit by the dark lord with a deadly curse. It is rumored that the last words he spoke were to help Harry win this final battle: "Harry...the Dark Lord...he's ticklish." Luna: Was starving to death, saw the radish earings, and choked to death on one of them. Whilest Luna choked, her lion hat saw her defenseless and figured she would be a good easy meal...
Mrs. Weasley -- (On the Kill Mrs. Weasley campaign) Hermione ++ (Could out duel Mrs. Weasley with her hands behind her back) Fred Weasley/George Weasley ++ (For all the crap they got from their mom)
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Just a quick note, my tallies did not get added to the next poster who probably started posting while I was posting. Anyway, the current scores should be: Albus Dumbledore 31 Hermione 31 Minerva McGonagall 27 Lupin 27 Fred Weasley/George Weasley 27 Neville Longbottom 25 Arthur Weasley 23 Harry Potter 23 Ginny Weasley 21 Ron Weasley 17 Rubeus Hagrid 21 Sirius Black 15 Mrs. Weasley 9
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