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JemmyGrove
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Minerva McGonagall 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Lupin 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 29
Neville Longbottom 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Fleur Delacour 19
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 15
Bill Weasley 13
Tonks 11

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

--Tonks
--Luna
--Harry (Now it's the hero's turn!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!)

Voldemort seems to be experiencing a reformation of the sole. [Smile] Who knew?

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Minerva McGonagall 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Lupin 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 29
Neville Longbottom 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Fleur Delacour 19
Severus Snape 17
Lily Potter 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 11

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

OK with the minuses...

--Snape (Ugh, why is he higher than Tonks? She has much better hair!)
--Luna (for being a part of those horrible tabloids)
--Bill (because I want to write his death)

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Albus Dumbledore 39
Lupin 39
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Fleur Delacour 19
Severus Snape 17
Lily Potter 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 11

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.


-- McGonagall(Whats so good about her?)
++ Lupin(He's just really cool. Hehe)
++ Harry Potter (Well...He's Harry!)

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Ugh, terrible shoe pun JemmyGrove. That definitely deserves a thwap. *thwap*
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Why thank you! Haven't I heard it said that 'a thwap is the sincerest form of compliment?' [Big Grin]
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Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Fleur Delacour 17
Severus Snape 17
Lily Potter 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Tonks 11
Bill Weasley 9

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.


--Bill Weasley
--Fleur
--Minerval McGonnagal

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By the way, I love the shoe pun. It made me laugh out loud, which solicited strange looks from my roommate
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Ron Weasley 33
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Neville Longbottom 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Severus Snape 17
Fleur Delacour 15
Lily Potter 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Tonks 9
Bill Weasley 9

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

-- Fleur
-- Lily Potter
-- Tonks

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Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 15
Fleur Delacour 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 9


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

++ Bill Weasley
-- Fleur Delacour
++ Luna Lovegood

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Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 13
Fleur Delacour 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 9


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

-- Ginny Weasley
-- Albus Dumbledore
-- Luna Lovegood. Because that's where the "Page Up" key landed.

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Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 19
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 13
Fleur Delacour 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 11


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

++Snape
++Tonks
++Weasley Twins

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Lupin 39
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 13
Fleur Delacour 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 11


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

-- Snape
-- Mrs. Weasley
-- Twins

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Lupin 39
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 33
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 11
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 9


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

-- Tonks
++ Luna Lovegood
-- Fleur Delacour

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Lupin 39
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 35
Harry Potter 31
Neville Longbottom 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 11
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 7


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

-- Tonks
-- Luna Lovegood
++ Ron

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Lupin 39
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 11
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

--Tonks
--Harry
++Neville (He's the REAL hero here anyway, so he should be over Harry)

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Lupin 39
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 11
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 7


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

Tonks++ (why does everyone dislike her??)
Snape--
Sirius Black++

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Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 11
Bill Weasley 11
Tonks 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

-- Lupin (I like him, but he shouldn't be on the top of the list)
++ Snape (so mysterious...so greasy *swoon* [Razz] )
-- Tonks (sorry, Mandy - she's just not as entertaining)

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Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 35
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 9
Bill Weasley 9
Tonks 3


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

--Bill Weasley
--Fleur Delacour
--Tonks

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Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Hermione 37
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 9
Fleur Delacour 7
Tonks 3


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

Fleur Delacour -- She iz ah-noy-eeng
Severus Snape --
Hermione ++

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Hermione 39
Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Ginny Weasley 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 9
Fleur Delacour 5
Tonks 1


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

Hermione ++ Still Adorable
Tonks --
Fleur --

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Minerva McGonagall 37
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Ron Weasley 35
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 9
Fleur Delacour 5
Tonks - DEAD


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.

++ Ginny
-- Sirius
-- Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

(I just kind of jumped in at the last page - I get to write the death if I kill her off, right?)

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Hermione 37
Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 9
Fleur Delacour 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

++Fred Weasley/George Weasley
--Hermione
--Ron Weasley

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Hermione 37
Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 17
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 7
Fleur Delacour 7


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.


++Snape
++Fleur
--Bill Weasley, cuz he and Fleur should have the same amount of points. [Smile]

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Hermione 37
Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 7
Fleur Delacour 7


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

-- Snape
-- Mrs. Weasley
-- Twins

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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 37
Lupin 37
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 7
Bill Weasley 5

++ Hermione
++ Sirius
-- Bill Weasley

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39
Lupin 39
Albus Dumbledore 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 5
Bill Weasley 5

++ Fred/George
++ Lupin
-- Fleur Delacour

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

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Hermione 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 5
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

++Fred Weasley/George Weasley
--Hermione: Im very determined to not let Hermione stay at the top when I notice her there, as she is the single most annoying character in the 6th book.
++Severus Snape

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Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Ginny Weasley 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Fleur Delacour 3
Bill Weasley 3


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

-- Bill Weasley
-- Fluer
++ Ginny Weasley

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Hermione 37
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Ginny Weasley 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 3
Fleur Delacour 1


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

++ Harry Potter
++ Ginny Weasley (been waiting for these two to get together all series, finally, and now...)
-- Fluer Delacour (I've set it up for you. Do your worst)

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Hermione 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 15
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 5
Fleur Delacour 1

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.

++ Ginny
++ Bill
++ Dumbledore

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Hermione 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Mrs. Weasley 13
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

-- Fleur Delaceour
-- Snape
-- Mrs. Weasley

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Ginny Weasley 35
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

++ Hermione
++ Ginny
-- Mrs. Weasley

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Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Sirius Black 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

++ Sirius
-- Ginny
-- McGonagall

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Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Sirius Black 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Severus Snape 13
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.


++Fred Weasley/George Weasley
--Hermione

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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 43
Lupin 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 35
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Sirius Black 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

++Snape (Don't give up on poor Snivellous! [Frown] )
++Lupin
--Hagrid--I dunno, he's just not as cool as he was in the earlier books.

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Lupin 41
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 35
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Sirius Black 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 15
Luna Lovegood 13
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 13
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

Lupin ++
Fred Weasley/George Weasley --
Mrs. Weasley ++

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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 43
Lupin 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 35
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Sirius Black 27
Arthur Weasley 27
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 5


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

-- Sirius Black. Because he was emotionally stunted. And therefore not that effective a godfather. And often not even that nice.
++ Luna Lovegood. She's underrated right now. Other people need to go out first.
++ Severus Snape. So many reasons. You know them all.

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Fred Weasley/George Weasley 43
Lupin 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 35
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 11
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 5

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

-- Lily Potter (James needs company.)
-- Sirius Black (ditto)
++ Snape (too soon for him to get booted)

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HEY! Mine didn't get counted today! [Angst]

Lupin 43
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 35
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Mrs. Weasley 12
Lily Potter 11
Bill Weasley 5

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

Lupin ++
Fred Weasley/George Weasley --
Mrs. Weasley ++

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Lupin 43
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 41
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 17
Mrs. Weasley 12
Lily Potter 11
Bill Weasley 7

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

Bill Weasley ++
Minerva McGonagall ++
Luna Lovegood ++

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Lupin 43
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 17
Luna Lovegood 17
Mrs. Weasley 11
Lily Potter 11
Bill Weasley 7

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

-- Snape
-- Mrs. Weasley
-- Twins

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Lupin 43
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39
Albus Dumbledore 39
Hermione 37
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Mrs. Weasley 11
Lily Potter 11
Bill Weasley 5

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.


++ Snape
-- Bill Weasley (hardly in any books until the end of 6)
-- Luna

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Hermione 39
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 21
Luna Lovegood 15
Mrs. Weasley 11
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 5

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

++Snape
++Lily Potter
++Hermione

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Lupin 43
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Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Mrs. Weasley 11
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 5

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

Snape -- I have given him a small respite but now I resume my campaign
Dumbledore ++
Rubeus Hagrid ++ (I'd just like to say that until I changed it a while ago he was just Hagrid. That is all.)

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Albus Dumbledore 41
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Hermione 41
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 35
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 31
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 25
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 17
Mrs. Weasley 11
Lily Potter 13
Bill Weasley 5

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

Hermione ++
Ginny Weasley ++
Luna Lovegood ++

(Feeling sympathetic for our young heroins)

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Lupin 43
Albus Dumbledore 41
Fred Weasley/George Weasley 39
Hermione 39
Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 31
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 23
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 3

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

--Bill Weasley
--Rubeus Hagrid
--Harry Potter

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Minerva McGonagall 37
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 33
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 21
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 13
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 1

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.


++ Neville: because he's going to take out half the Death Eaters in book 6
-- Hagrid: because JK just hasn't done anything good with him in 2 books
--Bill: Did nothing until getting mauled by a werewolf. (And I can't stand cool people)

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Hermione 39
Minerva McGonagall 39
Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 33
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 25
Rubeus Hagrid 19
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Lily Potter 11
Mrs. Weasley 11
Bill Weasley 1

On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.

-- Lily Potter
-- Rubeus Hagrid
++ Minerva McGonagall

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You guys will vote against Hagrid but you won't vote against SNAPE? Bunch of weirdos!

And someone gets to kill Bill....Kill Bill...heheheh. [Smile] Think of something creative. [Big Grin]

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Ginny Weasley 33
Ron Weasley 33
Neville Longbottom 33
Harry Potter 29
Arthur Weasley 27
Sirius Black 27
Rubeus Hagrid 19
Severus Snape 19
Luna Lovegood 15
Mrs. Weasley 13
Lily Potter 11


On the next great adventure:

Dolores Umbridge - Delivered to the centaurs.
Peter Pettigrew - Fed to Crookshanks.
Vernon Dursley - Scathingly insulted Dumbledore in front of Hagrid.
Bellatrix Lestrange - Died from trauma of a wizard's duel with Neville.
Percy Weasley - Green, bloated, unable to do magic, but not dead.
Lucius Malfoy - Died alone in Azkaban while it was telecast to the wizarding world.
Rita Skeeter - Eaten by Crookshanks while transformed into a bug.
Cho Chang - Buys it in Hosgmeade after a freak butterbeer choking.
Cornelius Fudge - Passed into a coma and soon died after he realized that no one liked his hat.
Rufus Scrimgeour - Squashed while asking Grawp to publicly display faith in the ministry.
Professor Trelawney - So deeply lost in the Inner Eye that she failed to see that the lift at the Ministry of Magic hadn't arrived and stepped into the shaft.
Dudley Dursley - Tried to bully a small six year old who happened to be Jackie Chan's son.
Aunt Petunia - Stretched her neck too far around the wrong corner.
Draco Malfoy - Drank Polyjuice Potion of the Dark Lord, scaring Nott; but the Dark Lord wasn't pleased, and Nagini felt hungry.
Narcissa Malfoy - Found out Voldie fed Draco to his snake and killed Nagini in a fit of motherly rage, which naturally led to her own death. But a nice favor for HP and Comp.
Nagini - Being fed the heathens of the magical world might result in raging revenge.
Sir Nicolas de Mimsey-Porpington - Finally had his head chopped off by the Bloody Baron after he tried to persuade the Baron to name him by his full name.
Dean Thomas - Tried to make a move on the now single Ginny so Harry retaliates and finally manages an Unforgivable Curse
Professor Binns - Took up the defence against the dark arts job and his first demonstration (a curse to make someone anonymous) backfired.
James Potter - Died in a battle with Snape on whether or not DADA should be taught by a house elf or a garden gnome; the next professor will be Kreacher.
Dobby - Suffocated by his own socks.
Seamus- Lost his lucky shamrock. Ran out of Irish luck.
Viktor Krum- Mispronounced Hermione's name one too many times so Ron ran over him with his bewitched Ford Anglia.
Cedric Diggory - Putting aside the way he REALLY died (which is way too gruesome and unfair), I think that he slipped and fell on the multicolored soap in the prefect's bathroom. Knocked him into oblivion.
Firenze - The ghost of Professor Trelawney showed up and laced his oats with arsenic.
Tom Riddle/Voldemort - Doesn't die. Decides all this evil and meyham and killing people really isn't all it's cracked up to be, so he makes his apologies to the wizarding world ("... uh, terribly sorry about all that death-and-destruction business ... "), and becomes a shoe salesman in New Jersey.
Tonks - Her hair colour changing habit got out of control and eventually a giant chameleon fell in love with her and carried her off to his lizard den to keep forever.
Fleur - She didn't cook that piece of beef quite long enough. Died of a terrible case of heart worms.
Bill- Rolled over in his sleep and his fang earring punctured his neck. To make matters worse , not all the venom from the thing the fang came from was cleared out and he turned green as he died. At least Fleur loved him unconditionally because he looks like a beast now.

-- BILL!
++ Mrs. Weasley (for knowing that earring was bad news)
++ Sirius

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