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I went too artistic on my first suggestion:
In days of old, when Knights were knights They all fortold that Might makes Rights Many a fiend, bully and troll Ruled the lands, or so its told
In days gone by, like World War Two We all knew just what we must do For Right made Might, and we were right So on we fought the noble fight
But now today, they scream and yell The loud win out, the quite fell And so it goes, into this night That Fright makes Right, yes Fright makes Right.
So I shout for all to hear Give up the politics of fear The Left and Rright must lose the knack Of predictions, both vague and black
Show not their faults, evil to come We will no longer act so dumb but make a path, to future bright Show us the way, to what is right.
In other words, stop listening to the fear mongers of both parties, but calmly and reasonably listen to what the politicians propose to do. Let that be your voting guide.
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I have this idea for a self-cleaning toilet. Me, I think if I had to chose between slicing my own bread and cleaning my own toilet, I'd go with the self-cleaning toilet over the pre-sliced bread.
Although at present, I clean my own toilets AND slice my own bread. I just make sure to wash my hands really well between the two.
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Or you could just make sure to always slice the bread first, you could cut down on hand washing.
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My kids won't eat store bought bread usually. Doesn't compare to homemade. But I'd love one of those slicer things, that do a whole loaf at once.
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They are called Knives. The have been around for a while, at least since last June. I suggest you get one today.
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Those multi-slice breadcutters are also really really good at slicing fingertips if ya get distracted for the merest instant.
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I work on the principle of duct-taping several knives together and going at it with all of them.
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