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camus
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Well, we now have documented proof that Enigmatic's pickup lines do work.
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I actually helped someone with a pickup line here at Hatrack once. It involved a tootsie roll pop, if I recall correctly. I believe the most important thing about pickup lines is to use them on people who are already interested in you. This makes all the difference between cute/funny and "creepy/I'm calling the cops."

I have actually used only one pickup line in my entire life and it had two optional endings. She liked both of them. Proving, once again, that it's the nascent feelings the other person has for you that matter, not the actual line.

I got the date.

Then we got married.
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El JT de Spang
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I got the date.

Then we got married.
That's not a good pickup line at all, Bob. You want them to be just good enough for a date. Marriage is waaaaay overkill. Never tell me that line. I don't even want to risk it.
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Best not to date then. You never can tell when you might find someone you love!
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El JT de Spang
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I don't mind finding someone. I just don't want the first words I say to them to bind us together forever. Too powerful.

Pickup lines used to be so much simpler.
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Pfft. It's not really a pickup line when it's three pages long.
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It could be, if he'd written all three pages as one sentence.

Anyway, here's a pretty good pickup line.

--Enigmatic
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Enigmatic, you're silly!
[Big Grin]
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Oh, wait. It worked!
So...when are you free for dinner?
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This is for the ladies..sick of the cheesy pick up lines? Heres great comebacks for you to say to them [Smile]

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both ,you go to yours and I'll go to mine.

enjoy [Smile]
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