++ Nazgul - because it's always fun to root for the bad guys -- Treebeard - cuz I felt like it. So there -- Prince Imrahil - see above
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed. Saruman Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard. Wormtongue Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole. Shelob Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts. Tom Bombadil Tom Bombadil was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head. The Mouth of Sauron The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation. Arwen Arwen died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . .
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++ Shadowfax, he's a cool horse -- Sauron, no friend of mine -- Frodo, just to be fair
Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed.
Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard.
Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole.
Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts.
Tom Bombadil: Tom was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head.
The Mouth of Sauron: The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation.
Arwen: Died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . .
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--Legolas (not that I don't like him) --Frodo ++Rosie
This one is so hard because I love all the characters too much. ("...but I don't WANT to kill you...") Posts: 270 | Registered: Jul 2004
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-- Boromir - he did try to steal the ring afterall -- Legolas - Orlando Bloom can't act ++ Eowyn - strongest female character in the series
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-- Witch King: He's creepy -- Frodo: Needs to be taken down a notch ++ Shadowfax: King of Horses, come on!
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++Galadriel: High Queen of the Noldor, baby! ++Cirdan: Lord of Lindon, last nation of the High Elves. --King Theoden: Needed to be brought down a notch.
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-- Boromir - Can't resist the thought of glory ++ Shadowfax - OK, so he's only a horse, but what a horse! -- Smeagol - Doesn't have the resistance of a hobbit.
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-- Sauron: Hard to be scared of a big red eye. ++ Frodo: He fought the good fight even if he did stumble at the end -- Shadowfax: It's a horse!! No way it should be higher than Theoden. Besides he can't even talk like Mr. Ed. (Ducks tomatoes thrown in general direction)
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-- Theoden: Because Shadowfax is way cooler. -- Boromir: His little bro is much nicer. ++ Legolas: Shoot those arrows, elfboy!
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++Sam. He rocks. He just does. --Legolas. Is Legolas cooler than Theoden? No. Occasionally he has cool poetry, but that's it. ++Smeagol. Poor Smeagol! Do not deal out death in judgement.
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++ Boromir - afterall, he did redeem himself in the end -- Frodo - I didn't like Elijah Wood all that much in those movies -- Shadowfax - it's a horse people. A pretty cool horse, but a horse nonetheless.
Is it just me or are there way fewer people voting this time around. We used to have so many, and now it's just kind of petered out.
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++ Saruon: It's the freaking Diablos! Run away! Satan's Eye! --Boromir: Die already, Son of Gondor. --Eomer: Whatever, sister son.
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Denethor: Denethor rode in his carriage, Boromir next to him, Faramir behind him. He waved to the crowds as he passed, and indeed there was a crowd. Without warning three arrows went right the Steward. Many screamed, few looked for where it came from. Days afterward, people found the shooter who shot from high up a castle wall, but did not release his name. Many people insist that an arrow came from a grassy knoll, but that can not be confirmed.
Saruman: His love of machines finally caught up with him: was pushed into a prototype steam powered forrest clearer by Grima. Treebeard later used his body as fertilizer to help trees grow again in Isengard.
Wormtongue: Eowyn gets sick of Wormtongue stalking her all the time and ties his tongue to a tree, where he eventually dies of dehydration. Isildur Isildur was skipping along the forrest mindlessly tossing bread crumbs as he went. Everyone did always say that Isildur was a bit nutty. Along the way, he saw a house made out of gingerbread candy and immediately started eating. He ate and ate and ate until Shelob popped out and ate him whole.
Shelob died 3 days later of food poisoning and intense allergic reaction. She was allergic to nuts.
Tom Bombadil: Tom was skipping through the woods one day when he tripped over a nasty root cluster and fell into a nest of ravenous squirrels. They never found his head.
The Mouth of Sauron: The Mouth of Sauron put the Foot of Sauron into himself. Inevitably, the Mouth of Sauron died of humiliation.
Arwen: Died of grief and shame when Aragorn dumped her at the altar and married Glorfindel instead. That was her reward for choosing mortality . .
Witch King: We now see Eowynn stabbing the witch king in the mouth. However, the Witch King ate the sword and laughed maniachly at Eowynn in triumph. A shock of fear came over Eowynn as she realized she had no sword to deffend herself. But she did have a Super Magnet! So she pulled out the magnet and it drew all the peices of the sword out of the witch king's body. The witch king, now swiss cheese, falls to the ground.
"Thank goodness" said Eowynn "My ear plugs were molding."
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++Nazgul (cooler than Sauron) --Legolas --Aragorn (If I can't have Rosie -- and it's clear everyone else is foaming at the mouth to kill her -- then everyone should be beneath the Balrog)
(Gollum and Boromir deaths to come from Lyrhawn!)
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Gollum, long in his desire to be reunited with his one love, the One Ring, follows the Fellowship to the Argonath, and then beyond to the Rauros. There he spots Aragorn and Boromir on the shore eyeing him. He slowly works his way across the water and to the shore, creeping up and over the woods into the forest he hides amongst the ruins. There he sees Boromir attempt to take the One Ring from Frodo. Frodo puts the One Ring on and escapes. Gollum hears the ring calling to Boromir and Boromir responding. In a jealous rage, fearing the One Ring was hitting on Boromir, Gollum flung himself at Boromir, dashing his head against a rock and killing him. Gollum, in his joy danced to the top of the largest ruin and then fell off it to his death, in typical Gollum fashion.
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quote: In a jealous rage, fearing the One Ring was hitting on Boromir, Gollum flung himself at Boromir, dashing his head against a rock and killing him.
++ legolas (You're all a bunch of elfists) -- Rosie Cotton (Sam is definately a homosexual anyway*) -- Sam (see above) *not that there's anything wrong with that
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Rosie was so excited to have her Sam back home at last that she ran across the Shire to embrace him. Unfortunately she slipped on a patch of mushrooms and hit her head on a tankard of ale. Sam tried to bring her round with the smell of pipeweed, but she passed away in his arms.
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-- Balrog -- Legolas (nothing really against him I just want to see his death scene) ++ Frodo (I think he deserves a little more respect for doing all that stuff)
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I would kill Legolas because I want him gone, but I don't feel like thinking up a good death for him right now.
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Legolas ++ ACK! Elrond - glares too much (will do his death later) Smeagol -- (same person as gollum dont even know why he is on the list)
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++ Shadowfax: Because I like horses -- Theoden: His horse fell on top of him -- Gimli: Has to share a horse with Legolas
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