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The only Mormons who are morons are the ones who won't date you because you're taller than they are. Actually, I could be wrong, but that seems fairly moronic to me...
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There sure is. Just invite the missionaries over to dinner at least once a week and fret over them like their moms would.
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Hee, hee, I've been chastising missionaries since most of them were older than me. Now that I've actually got a year or two on them, it's even more fun!
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I say hi to the local missionaries when I see them, and stop to talk if I have time and its the first time I've seen a pair .
I'm at my parents right now, so no inviting missionaries over for dinner, though (general policy against strangers, mom who thinks the house is never clean enough).
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If you ever saw a missionary's apartment, you would never feel bad about how your house looks when they visit.
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As for mess, I don't care, my mom does. When I have my own apartment I'll invite them over for dinner, but I'll likely be giving them a run for their money in messiness .
Interestingly, my girlfriend's apartment is right across the street from the local LDS Institute of Religion.
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Well I didn't know there was one on that street at all. How many times in a day can you say your girlfriend on hatrack?
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My inlaws actually have a tape of some guys from their stake doing a "Mormon Rap"-- very early 90's (that's when it was made) and very white (on purpose.)
"Brothers and sisters, please listen to me, I'm talkin' to you religiously My Mormon Rap will make you see I'm as funky as Donny and Marie!"
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[EDIT: "one of those" being an LDS Institute of Religion]
My first dorm was right next to one of those. We used to walk across their parking lot until they fenced it off. My roommate and I would be walking to our church, and occasionally we would be invited to Mormon services. We always invited them to Lutheran services in return. Both sides always refused, although I don't think there were any hard feelings involved.
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Narnia, awesome! My favorite part of the whole thing is he starts out talking about meeting a girl, and by the end, he's yelling at the kids to get in the station wagon or they'll be late for Cub Scouts. Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004
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quote:Well, I'm both a moron and a polygamist, so obviously I'm not yours."
quote:"If you ever saw a missionary's apartment, you would never feel bad about how your house looks when they visit."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With all that help, you should have been able to keep yours clean! No? What does your little dutch girl think?
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