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I guess someone out there doesn't like Rudolf. What do you think? --------------
Rudolf the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it you would even say it glows. No, it’s not like a light bulb! A light bulb puts off light rays or particles whereas Rudolf’s nose was shiny, reflecting the particle/rays that were already existent.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolf join in any reindeer games. It’s clear that had Rudolf not polished and buffed his nose as much, for the express purpose of seeming better than the others, they would not have excluded him from the games. Behavioral discrimination is much different than when based on a state of being, a natal condition that can’t be changed (unless you’re Michael Jackson).
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolf with your nose so bright won’t you guide my sleigh tonight. Now here’s hallucinatory delusional man if I ever heard of one. He thinks that because Rudolf’s nose is so shiny when the sun reflects on it that it’ll give off the same light in the middle of the night. Someone needs another year of physics: Noses don’t store up light rays.
Then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee Rudolf the red nosed reindeer you’ll go down in history. The other reindeer take the only rational course for career sled pullers by immediately accepting Rudolf once the big dog clears his dysfunctional behavior as satisfactory. And why should he go down in history? He obviously failed at his task because Santa certainly didn’t make it to my house or anyone else's that I know of that year, or any year since then. Clearly Rudolf couldn’t see a thing and bashed his precious schnauzer into a tree wrecking the whole charitable escapade and then rubbed his bruised nose for another year while the other reindeer despised him for ruining their chances to get a holiday bonus until the chubby bearded fellow, stricken with memory loss, once again asked Rudolph to lead his excursion into philanthropy. Rudolf, you ruined my holidays.
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In addition, if they truly wanted him to: "go down in history--like columbus" Rudolf would have had to usher in a couple of centuries of colonization, racism, disease, war and land grabbing on behalf of his reindeer mob...
quote:Originally posted by mojammer: Someone needs another year of physics: Noses don’t store up light rays.
Hello? This is Santa and Rudolf we're talking about here. Anyone who can get reindeer to fly and then get his own fat self (along with a huge bag full of presents) down a narrow chimney clearly isn't subject to any pesky laws of physics.
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I thought he went down in history "like George Washington!" - at least, that's how my daughters sing it. Posts: 2034 | Registered: Apr 2004
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quote:In addition, if they truly wanted him to: "go down in history--like columbus" Rudolf would have had to usher in a couple of centuries of colonization, racism, disease, war and land grabbing on behalf of his reindeer mob...
I think this was covered in an obscure dissertation titled: "The Hidden History of Elf Subjugation and Oppression - Santa and the Ho-Ho-Holy Reign of Terror."
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