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Marry Christmas? I couldn't do that! I'm already married. It'd be big of me, though.
Besides, being wedded to a tradition is so 1950's.
So, crank up the light show, hang some balls on the severed conifer in the living room, and quaff some spiked wassail under the missile's toe.
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Considering that this holiday celebrates Jesus, shouldn't you Saviour best material for Sunday?
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I was in my office when in walked a red head with a feather boa. You know, down on the breast and all that. She said, "A giant robot is trying to kill me." This didn't surprise me - my office is just outside tinsel town, so we get a lot of fruitcakes.
I said, "Get away! In a manga is where I expect to hear about giant robots. I donner who you think you're dealing with - you must be blitzen or something."
She said, "no, it's true. Let me tell you the story."
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Found incised on the tomb of an exceptionally caustic Teutonic King rumored to have precognitive abilities: Rude Dolph The Red Knows Reigned Here Posts: 2022 | Registered: Mar 2004
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One of my favorite Christmas hymns is about that guy in "Monty Python's Holy Grail," who kept being chopped up by the other guy, but kept on fighting. I think it was called, "Oh, Holey Knight."
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"I was sitting on my porch when I heard a laud creche," she went on. "I looked up, and there was the giant robot, all decked out in silver and gold. 'You nave!' I yelled. 'You made a messiah here. Yule be sorry!'
That was when I ran here; I Herod you could help a woman in trouble."
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When Santa was interviewed about the thief who stole his sleigh filled with gifts, he said, "Well, if nothing else, he has very good presents of mine."
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Today two air force noncom's face imminent dishonorable discharge due to the "don't Ask/Don't Tell" policy. They were caught making out underneeth the giant tractor that transports Saturn rockets.
Yes, they face dishonorable discharge for Kissing Underneath the Missle Tow.
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Them and five other homosexual couples are suing the Air Force, stating that during the holidays is an inappropriate time to adminster such harsh discipline. Many claim that they were not homosexual, but fell under the influence of intoxicants at various holiday parties. They didn't know whom they were kissing. The case is registered with the courts as "The US Air Force VS The 12 Gays of Christmas."
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On a lighter note, Old Navy has been pushing a new fleece lined docker. They are advertising it everywhere. Surely you've heard of "Fleece Navy Docs."
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