quote: Lyr, we're the same age and I never knew it until today. When's your bday?
June 25th.
You?
Evie3217 -
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quote: I love to spoil whoever I'm dating
Lyrhawn - I KNEW I liked you!
Haha. Whoever my next girlfriend is will probably be the luckiest of all of them. I make more money now than I used to, and I've had 2 years with no girlfriend to save my money. I've got a fairly large Girlfriend Spoiling Fund built up. Though I probably won't spend a grand on jewelry like I did with the last girlfriend. Sorry ladies, she ruined it for all of you.
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Erosomaniac, you are SOO my type. Everyone knows I'm a Japan freak ... It sucks that you are unavailable though. Posts: 3389 | Registered: Apr 2004
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quote:I wish I posted more so I could be in this Hatrack crowd, too
What's stopping you? (And for that matter, at what point do you become part of the Hatrack "crowd"? I've been registered for a year, but only really actively posting for four or five months - do *I* even qualify?)
quote:*sniffs thread*
*lifts leg*
*pees*
*leaves*
From what I gather, Frisco, you don't NEED this thread. Simply by peeing in it, you've won. ^_^
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Ah, the meat-market! What the heck, I'm lonely.
Age: 20 Age when first kissed: 16 or so.
Appearance Photo:Shield thine eyes, child! Hair: Dark brown, almost black, though it used to be whitish-blonde when I was a kid. Then I got evil. Eyes: Brownish blackish. Smile: Crooked and wide. Contrary to my pissed-off look in that picture, I actually smile and laugh almost constantly in real life. It's just that actually looking happy looks silly when you're attempting to attract a mate, because people are traditionally supposed to look bored and contemptuously aloof like in the underwear ads. But I swear! I'm not really particularly evil! Build: Alas, I am of slightly stocky build somewhere between 5'8" and 5'9". Though I wear big shoes to make up for my lack of tallness. Ancestry: Fifty percent South American/Hispanic, the other fifty is a swirly mix of German, English, Irish, and who knows. I'm a mutt. Look-alikes: When I have floppy hair, people always, ALways compared me to Hugh Grant and Leo DiCaprio. Personally, I can't see anything reSEMbling either of them, but what can ya do. At least I wasn't compared to, y'know, Opus.
Reason I am cool: The only reason people have ever said I was even slightly cool was because I'm a Nice Guy, with none of the creepy wimpish-stalker connotations bitter people attach to the label. Also, Ralphie said so.
Dating Status: Can something have a status if the phenomenon itself doesn't exist? How totally existential. Stalker level: I have not indulged in the practice myself, and I know of no sane individual who would spend their valuable time stalking me. Mostly because it wouldn't be very juicy; I mostly just read in the living room, windows wiiiide open. Plans: Get through community college. Go to a real college for the degree. Become a teacher or an arteest, whiche'er will make me less poor.
Things you should know: I like to banter and ramble on with people about any and all tangents the conversation lends itself to, so if you're put off by random weirdness, you're probably not going to have a swell time of it with me. Also, ducks are my favorite animal.
Things I like in women: As long as you bathe semi-regularly, there are very few people I find genuinely UNattractive. I like bright smiles, interesting conversations, warm-hearted generosity and kindness. Oh, and hips.
By the by, is there any particular reason that TAKEN people are posting their stats in these threads? They're just cluttering up the space with their attractiveness, thereby obscuring people such as myself. SHOO.
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Oh, I'm sure that was more by accident than design, Eaquae. You could not, for instance, ask me what a pronoun actually is if you were hoping for a legitimate answer. *grin*
El JT, you're right, I just wasn't sure if I should bring up my clandestine love of exclamation marks in this particular thread. I mean, how could I hope for attention from a lovely Jatraquera if they knew even before our first date that they'd be sharing me with some swingin' punctuation? You gotta ease things in slowly, y'dig?
Raia, I'm not actually any farther away than usual. *grin* I'd tacklehug you back, but I'm not sure what you think of me anymore, now that I stand revealed before all to be an addicted pronoun user and skanky punctuation hoochie. Posts: 1595 | Registered: Feb 2003
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Most thoroughly, in fact! *tacklehugs right the heck back*
You realize, of course, that by associating with me, you're blatantly flouting society's implied mandate that we shun those among us who travel down the sordid road of binge pronouning and plural-punctuation romance. You little rebel, you!
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quote: Yeah I think the Lyr line sounds quite nice.
Plenty of room in the Lyr line ladies.
Almost makes me wish I wasn't a born Monogamist, but relationships are a hundred times more fulfilling than players who casually date.
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Age: 36 Age when first kissed: 17 Appearance Photo: I only have this one when I was 3 years old. Hair: Dark brwon and showing some grey, straight, combed back and short. Eyes: Dark Brown Smile: Small, crooked and sort of pudgy Build: 6', 255 lbs but slowly loosing it. Ancestry: Mutt, Enghlish and European with a Danish name. Look-alikes: I have no idea. Reason I am cool: There isn't anyone else in the world like me. Dating Status: Single Stalker level: I don't stalk nor have I been stalked. Plans: Start working on all of the hobbies I had set aside while I was finishing college. Things you should know: I have expensive hobbies and I'm very mysterious. Things I like in women: Open minded, not afraid to do math and engineering, loves the performance arts and has a taste for things from the medieval or renaissance period.
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quote:I have no idea what your cabinets look like, but that sure looks like one of your pipes. And your friend is kinda cute. But only if he really smokes cigarettes.
quote:How do you know what erosomniac's ceiling looks like , jenna? And yes, I really smoke. I prefer to get my cool straight from the source.
This is what happens when you recruit many of your friends to a message board, without telling any of them who the others are. BWAHA!
Hey, I've seen that kitchen too, Gogo (not Dodo). Hatrackers who don't know erosomniac in real life: beware! He's obviously trying to take over. I might be part of the problem, but hey. At least I warned you.
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Appearance: Photo:Old Pic Hair: Medium length, swept back, dark brown with blonde/red highlights. Eyes: Green/gold around the iris. Smile: Stupid grin/charming & toothy. Build: 6'2" 275 lbs...football lineman. Ancestry: 1/2 Russian, 1/8: Scott, Irish, Swede, Welch Look-alikes: El shrugo
Reason I am cool: I wear a lot of black and carry a knife.
Dating Status: Single Stalker level: There was this one girl this one time...she had issues. Plans: Getting my AS in Computer Design @ ITT ATM. Things you should know: I write poetry...I'm nocturnal by nature...I work in private security...I'm really big into music and movies...I collect weapons...I have a 17 lbs black cat named "Ender"...I'm a closet romantic...I live at the beach...I love games (tabletop/video)...
Things I like in women: Free thinking, backboned, intelligent, kind, adventurous, large framed, unafraid, amazon type who loves animals.
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I'm grateful too. Although I wish these mature men were around me, there seem to be a scarecity of them in my life. Mature men, that is.
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Age: 25 (26 in two weeks. WOO!) Age when first kissed - Not yet. I feel loserish.
Appearance Photo:A few photos of me. Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Dark Brown Smile: Varies, usually mischievous looking. Build: 6'3" 250lbs. Ancestry: Mostly english, with a lot of other European in there as well. Looks like: Someone said I look like a monkey. I don't know if I look like anyone really famous, though. Reason I'm cool: I can dance. Nuff said. Dating Status: Frustrated Plans: Graduate in 4 months, get a job, leave Rexburg, Idaho. Things you should know: I tend to act different in different situations. Things I like in women: Honesty first. I love flirtatious girls, but not excessive flirtatiousness. I like it when girls are forward. I REALLY like long hair. I especially love girls who give big crushing hugs (As long as they're not bigger than me).
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I think I should add that I can cook, clean, and do my own laundry. Take that most other guys! Posts: 1960 | Registered: May 2005
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Is he? I should plan a trip there in the near future - just to see if I can find him and weird him out with hardcore fanboy antics. Posts: 4313 | Registered: Sep 2004
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quote:Hey, I've seen that kitchen too, Gogo (not Dodo). Hatrackers who don't know erosomniac in real life: beware! He's obviously trying to take over. I might be part of the problem, but hey. At least I warned you.
Don't worry folks, Ero has no control over me at all!
quote: I think I should add that I can cook, clean, and do my own laundry. Take that most other guys!
I do my own laundry, and I cook very, VERY well, which I choose to believe makes up for my lack of cleaning.
I've been greatly hoping that one day when I get married I can get my wife to clean if I offer to cook a homemade dinner every night she wants one. That's from scratch mind you, my family rarely makes anything out of a box.
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I cook from scratch as well, and I'd say it's pretty good (never got a complaint out of my roommates). The cleaning I don't like to do, but I do it because it needs to be done. Dusting, vacuuming, clean the toilets, cleaning the tub, etc. Very mundane stuff, but I add it since most guys don't do it.
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I like most cleaning, or find it totally useless, Like I dust and sweep and all that, but the constant organization my mother goes through, sorry my husband gets to live with my books on the floor while I'm grading or whatever. Laundry is easy, it's dishes I absolutely hate. Cooking, not too bad, but not amazing at it.
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Ah, books on the floor aren't that bad. Actually, I have a stack of books and magazines next to my bed at the moment. It's a neat stack though.
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Mine tend to be what I will work on next, homework usually, and I can antispate being the same when I start teaching.
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I think when I start teaching, my desk will become more of a mess than it already is (at the moment, it's got paid bills stacked up on it).
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Cooking, for me, makes up for a lack of a lot of things in guys. But then again, I'm more of a "casual dater" and a good meal doesn't make itself around here.
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I'm a fairly good cook until I'm single, at which point I lose all motivation to make food that's anything other than filling.
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cooking? cleaning? bah! I can sew. As for laundry... don't mind washing, hate folding...
on to cooking.. Tex-Mex and Italian are my best with traditional southern foods running a close third. Love spicey foods, so I'll get Indian at least twice a month. I've got the spices to cook it myself, but I don't have the skill yet.
I failed to mention my musical tastes earlier so to keep it brief here is the list of stuff I don't like: Country, Jazz and Opera. So every thing from Bach to Black Sabbath, Enya to Laurie Anderson...
I like most movies, even the chick flicks, but find Horror kind of stupid.
I read at least one book a month andone audio book.
I have a blog but almost never write on it. It's something like the cobbler's children never having shoes.
I have two kids that live with their mom 186 miles away, but I visit them often.
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I'd definitely marry a guy who wants to stay at home to watch the kids, cook, and clean while I work on my career. I'd be so bad at those.
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quote:I've been greatly hoping that one day when I get married I can get my wife to clean if I offer to cook a homemade dinner every night she wants one. That's from scratch mind you, my family rarely makes anything out of a box.
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