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Dan_raven
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VP Cheney accidently shoots Texas lawyer

The only odd thing about this story, when I tried to pull it up on Yahoo News or Reuters, the system crashed. Had to go out of this country to get to the story.

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smitty
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Is it still illegal to shoot lawyers?


(just kidding, just kidding)

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Dan_raven
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Well, he was in Texas....but I think Republican Lawyers are out of season.
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Silkie
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan_raven:
VP Cheney accidently shoots Texas lawyer

The only odd thing about this story, when I tried to pull it up on Yahoo News or Reuters, the system crashed. Had to go out of this country to get to the story.

It was on the NBC evening news too.

Maybe there were SO many people trying to view it, the system was overwhelmed - or maybe - naw, we couldn't be seeing censorship in the U.S.

The dark Prince doesn't have that much power, does he...?

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Silkie
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quote:
Originally posted by smitty:
Is it still illegal to shoot lawyers?


(just kidding, just kidding)

*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

[The Wave]
[Big Grin]

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"Cheney shoots lawyer"... if that's how the White House is saying it, that's some of the most brilliant spin I've ever heard [Smile]
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The US Vice-President, Dick Cheney, has accidentally shot and injured a man during a quail hunting trip in Texas.
Was he trying to bag Dan Quayle?
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Ok, now we just need the lawyer to seek violent revenge. Come on.
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Was it wrong to burst out laughing when I read this story?

The joke this brought up in our family was that next thing ya know, Cheney will be asking the Prez to go hunting.

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Anyone who is suggesting that their inability to view the article due to censorship is... well, wrong. It's been available on loads of US-based news sites ever since the news broke. The most popular of which are having traffic issues, naturally.
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Either someone is having a bad day or they are a big supporter of Bush. Which is it?
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I feel sorry for the VP's Secret Service detail. I mean, imagine answering questions about how an accidental discharge of a weapon was allowed to happen so close to the VP? I mean, did any of them rush to step between the VP and his gun? Was the VP's gun hand wrestled to the ground and the gun covered with the bodies of his protective forces? What if he'd managed to shoot himself in the foot or something!

I'm also kind of wondering how something like this plays in the international press? They already love to portray Americans as a bunch of trigger-happy gun-toten' cowboys.

Oh well. It really was an accident. I hope the VP takes this opportunity to get a message out about gun safety. It'll be interesting to see how he handles it. Will they ignore it? Laugh it off? Or will he admit that he did something stupid (assuming that the gun didn't just shoot itself, it seems that a stupid mistake was made).

I'm just glad the man wasn't killed.

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HollowEarth
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Silkie, you are the reason most boards have an "ignore user" feature.
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rivka
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I always will remember . . .
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"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him."
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smitty
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Why did someone have to bring Dan Quayle up??
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Because they were "Quail Hunting". Its a pun.
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smitty
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Yeah, I got the pun. Still.
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But ... what did the Lawyer say to Cheney before he was shot?

[Evil]

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quote:
Originally posted by HollowEarth:
Silkie, you are the reason most boards have an "ignore user" feature.

[Kiss] HollowEarth - lighten up - a sense of humor is a good quality to have.
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I thought it was funny, Silkie.
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quote:
Originally posted by Bob_Scopatz:
I feel sorry for the VP's Secret Service detail. I mean, imagine answering questions about how an accidental discharge of a weapon was allowed to happen so close to the VP? I mean, did any of them rush to step between the VP and his gun? Was the VP's gun hand wrestled to the ground and the gun covered with the bodies of his protective forces? What if he'd managed to shoot himself in the foot or something!

I'm also kind of wondering how something like this plays in the international press? They already love to portray Americans as a bunch of trigger-happy gun-toten' cowboys.

Oh well. It really was an accident. I hope the VP takes this opportunity to get a message out about gun safety. It'll be interesting to see how he handles it. Will they ignore it? Laugh it off? Or will he admit that he did something stupid (assuming that the gun didn't just shoot itself, it seems that a stupid mistake was made).

I'm just glad the man wasn't killed.

LOL - Shades of Gerald Ford's lethal golf swing!
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smitty
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I would imagine these hunting trips alone are stressful enough for the Secret Service.
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Silkie, no offense, but there would have to be some good quality humor first. Your joke was old 4 and half years ago.
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As for Cheney, one part of me wonders if he'll go to court. I assume not, since his unfortunate target will likely not press charges, but I wonder if the state is "forced" to file charges anyway? Anyway I think Cheney should face legal consequences (if there are any for this situation in Texas). I think probation or community service would be enough. I presume in the end, this will just be a weird trivia question.

-Bok

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smitty
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This isn't the first time someone was injured in a hunting accident. Why do you feel there should be legal consequences? Maybe one of the lawyers can jump in, but other than things like "reckless discharge", what charges could be filed?
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Dan_raven
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Well, the lawyer survived. Isn't that enough of a crime to demand crimminal charges?

Hmmm. Iran building nuclear weapons, but Cheney pushes for Iraq invasion for fear of WMD. Yeah, I think our VP has a history of firing his weapon too soon and hitting the wrong target (medical term--Itchitus Fingeritus)

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I can tell what part of the country, and political stripe, most of you belong. In the West this kind of thing happens all the time. Yes, it might give a particular group a "that is why hunting shouldn't be allowed" point. For hunters its more of an accident equal to any sporting event where a particular amount of danger is involved. The only thing weird is that the vice-pres was responsible.
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quote:
Cheney Shoots Lawyer
The Republicans FINALLY start doing something right!

[Smile]

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In the West this kind of thing happens all the time.
When people get shot out west, they refer to it as "culling the herd." It's not uncommon for four, maybe five guys out of a six-man hunting party to get shot in the face. The one who makes it back alive gets to carve their names in his belt buckle, which is why people with big belt buckles are so revered in their culture.
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Scott R
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[Smile]

Tom made me grin.

He's on the funny this morning.

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He who is shot and runs away, lives to sue another day.
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I'm not saying guns should be restricted, but if there are laws along these lines (involuntary assault? That sounds to serious for the actual event), I was just bringing up that Cheney shouldn't get them brushed under the rug. Which is what I expect will happen.

I'm not going to organize a march or anything, just mentioning that this should apply. If these things are generally swept under the rug, then so be it.

-Bok

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Actually there ar eno laws for such an incident, if the lawyer wishes to press charges for assault, or some such thing he can, but there is no law requiring someone to be prosecuted for an accidental, non fatal, non maiming shooting.
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That's what I figured.

-Bok

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I admit it - I have a sense of humor with a twist of lime! [Razz] So shoot me - Oooops, wrong thread!

Charged with a crime? That's silly - first it was an accident, and second, if the lawyer was there that means he is Cheney's friend (or would like to be one of his friends).

It IS funny though, and will give all the late night comedians fodder for a few days...

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well, it's not so funny for the guy who was shot... and I kind of got the impression his daughter was ticked.

I also heard Cheney was using a "hunting rifle". While you can get shell shot for rifles, I'd guess he was using a shotgun.

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I'm pretty sure you don't hunt quail with a rifle unless you're really good, and Cheney -- who usually hunts at places which release quail from cages upon demand -- is probably not that good.
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Is that anything like hunting turkeys by hanging a butterball from a tree?
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quote:
Originally posted by smitty:
Is that anything like hunting turkeys by hanging a butterball from a tree?

[ROFL]
That's my kind of hunting.

-pH

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The news reports I heard/read/saw mentioned that the lawyer got hit with "sprayshot" from Cheney's firearm. Sprayshot, to me, who knows next to nothing about guns, seems to imply shotgun. But then, I know nothing about hunting. /shrug
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It was a 28 gauge shotgun and he was using buckshot.

I shake my head at the thought, but apparently, Cheney walks around with Doctors and has an ambulance on call, so at least this guy got good, rapid attention.

I find it strange that we didn't hear about for 24 hours.

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ummm, buckshot? you generally don't hunt birds with buckshot. Buckshot is kinda big, and this guy wouldn't be in as good condition as he is. He was probably using one of the many sizes of bird shot.

I'm not a hunter myself, although I enjoy shooting and such. I think I'd rather skeet shoot than shoot birds on demand, but hey, that's just me.

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They had to run an exhaustive background check on the victim. If he'd had any plausible connections to Al Qaeda, they would have let him die and spun it as a positive. [Smile]
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quote:
Originally posted by Kayla:
It was a 28 gauge shotgun and he was using buckshot.

I shake my head at the thought, but apparently, Cheney walks around with Doctors and has an ambulance on call, so at least this guy got good, rapid attention.

I find it strange that we didn't hear about for 24 hours.

It was birdshot - a spray of little beebees. That is the standard thing that you shoot quail/pheasant/birds with. My Dad was an avid hunter and I am a pretty good shot myself.

Now why would you think it is strange that we didn't hear about it for 24 hrs.? It IS the Dark Prince, after all, and he shot a longtime Republican in a private place.

quote:
Shooting victim in Cheney hunting accident is patriarch of Texas Republicans

Monday, February 13, 2006
AUSTIN, Texas - The man accidentally shot by U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is an avid hunter and a longtime Republican activist who owns the building where the Republican Party's rise to power in Texas was engineered.

Harry Whittington, 78, was in stable condition at a Corpus Christi,Texas, hospital Monday, recovering from birdshot wounds after he was shot on Saturday in a South Texas ranch.

Whittington, a lawyer, owns the Vaughn building in Austin, which has hosted Republican campaign headquarters for decades. President George W. Bush used the building for his gubernatorial campaigns, current Texas Gov. Rick Perry is there now, and Karl Rove, the architect of Bush's rise to the presidency, used to have an office there as well.


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smitty, they (newspapers) call it both buckshot and shot gun pellets. I assume they are the same thing.
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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
They had to run an exhaustive background check on the victim. If he'd had any plausible connections to Al Qaeda, they would have let him die and spun it as a positive. [Smile]

*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

LOL

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no, buckshot is something completely different. Buckshot and slugs are used for hunting deer. Birdshot is used for shooting birds. Rock salt is used for shooting girl scouts and other tresspassers [Big Grin]

I though all the higher up Republicans were vampires - can you hunt quail at night?

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quote:
and he shot a longtime Republican in a private place
I heard he got shot in the face.
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I heard a lot of the shot was in the face as well. Depending on the pattern, though, it could possibly hit both.
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smitty, here's a Texas paper that calls it buckshot and birdshot all in the same article.

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/2302851.html

I don't know what he was shot with. Would have been nice if Cheney's press office had better informed the press. It must be classified. I wonder if there will be a congressional hearing on who the leak was.

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