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Hmmm...a new cyber-bar. Which non-alc drink would you recommend for a homework-overloaded student, barkeep?
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I was just thinking, "Where DID the bar go to?"
Then I was thinking, "Why did I just end a sentence in a preposition?"
Then I was thinking, "Boy, I'm chilly this evening. A nice warm soy milk with a generous shot of amaretto and two oatmeal cookies on the side would be awfully nice."
Could I please have a nice warm soy milk with a generous shot of amaretto and two oatmeal cookies on the side.
That would be awfully nice.
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And I would suggest the Children of the Mocha or Iced Bonzo. Both are on special right now (4-5 is happy hour).
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Tinros, how is your project on the new drinks coming? I am not pressing you on your time limit (Sat) I am just curious if I can add anything to the menu tonight.
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Sorry Advent, I haven't had a lot of time to work on it lately. My flute broke during my college audition Monday, and I've been in a bit of a funk ever since.
I will, however, get to work on those. Like, soon.
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Who can tell me the next line in this joke:
So, three Hatrackers walk into a bar. The first one says, "Give me nothing, I've already got a drink." The second one says, "Give me a milk and cookies." The third one says, "I'll have an Raspberry Iced Bonzo."
So the bartender says...
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You can sit next to the fireplace if you want Ms. Shvester.
*points to new furnishings at other end of the bar next to a blazing fireplace* If you want to make an order my assistant will be more than happy to take your order.
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quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: You can sit next to the fireplace if you want Ms. Shvester.
*points to new furnishings at other end of the bar next to a blazing fireplace* If you want to make an order my assistant will be more than happy to take your order.
*Appears silently next to fireplace in a suit with a white towel over her arm*
What? It reminds me of a baron's castle or something!
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CRash, I'm happy and getting happier. Wouldn't it be swell if warm soy milk with a shot of amaretto and oatmeal cookies on the side were to become part of the regular drink menu? It could be a Hatrack-themed drink. Let's see, what would be a good name? Maybe "The Tante"!
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quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: Who can tell me the next line in this joke:
So, three Hatrackers walk into a bar. The first one says, "Give me nothing, I've already got a drink." The second one says, "Give me a milk and cookies." The third one says, "I'll have an Raspberry Iced Bonzo."
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Oh, you guys! I like the fireplace, too. <warms hands> Ahhh... <dreamy smile as I stare into the flames>
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Hey, Tinros, come and sit here with me. <lures Tinros with a golden flute> I just happen to have a golden flute, and was wondering if you could flout it for me.
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I am glad you like it Ms. Shvester, I had it installed over the weekend, plus the Grill. So technically this is now a Bar & Grill, but I'm not going to make that official until I have a food menu. I am willing to make anything on request though.
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quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: I am glad you like it Ms. Shvester, I had it installed over the weekend, plus the Grill. So technically this is now a Bar & Grill, but I'm not going to make that official until I have a food menu. I am willing to make anything on request though.
There may be times when I am in need of a bowl of soup. Oh, and do you think you could have a delivery service? There are so many times when I wish I could send a bowl of chicken soup to a fellow Hatracker.
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quote: Oh, and do you think you could have a delivery service? There are so many times when I wish I could send a bowl of chicken soup to a fellow Hatracker.
Maybe we could deliver things to the thread they posted in last.
quote:Hey, Tinros, come and sit here with me. <lures Tinros with a golden flute> I just happen to have a golden flute, and was wondering if you could flout it for me.
Gladly!
*sits and plays sweet, soothing music on golden flute*
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My Bar may have only a few loyal customers, but at least everyone of them are my kind of people. Now, if only I could get the Moose family to come here....
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quote:Originally posted by CRash: Ah! A challenge!
*pulls out emergency rubber band supply* *shoots*
Oh dear, it looks like grilled rubber band is on the menu tonight.
*pulls rubberband off of cold grill* Thank goodness it wasn't turned on. And please take better aim CRash. Posts: 1941 | Registered: Dec 2005
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Well, you do have more than enough rounds Ms. Shvester. And no shooting the Bartender, or no one gets any more drinks tonight.
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Oh yeah, I didn't hear you a minute ago, Advent. But I do not regret my actions. Long live rubber bands!
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*ducks all three* Stop it, or you'll get ground rubberbands in all of your drinks from now on.
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