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I was trained at John Hopeless Medical Academie in Clueless Intervention of the Masses. I hold a degree in advanced psychiatry. I can tell you're schizophrenic from sixty paces. Of course, you might not be able to hear me.
I can cure hangnails in a single bound.
I am INVINCIBLE!!!!
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Dear Dr. von Poopenhoffen, I believe I may have a Hatrack addiction; do you have any medically unsound advice for me?
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Yes, Downrooted. Double your Hatrack posting time. That'll break your addiction in no time. And make sure you keep up with Tante Shvester's post count.
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Catsupqueen, I feel your pain. No, not really. I have really really good drugs. I would not put ketchup and a bandaid on a wound of that nature. No, no. Sprinkle with vinegar until you pass out from the pain, top it with mayonnaise, and bind with duct tape, making sure to attach the duct tape on the hairiest parts of your limbs. That's remaining, that is.
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Dr. Von Poopenhoffen - I have a persistent hacking cough. Is it true the best way to treat it is to get smashed on a mixture of bourbon and honey?
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Now if you'd selected the name "High Warlord van Krakken", it would have been funny. Hooray for obscure WoW references.
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Exactly. It's a character in a movie made by people with far far too much time on their hands. Funny though.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Cracken Von Poopenhoffen: Two possibles.
Either a sabre tooth tiger tooth.
Or a hacksaw.
Take your pick.
Where should she take it? and how can she heft her pick once you amputate her arm? One-armed pick hefting is tricky.
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Anti-Chris, You may have a Von Poop based allergy. Some allergies get worse with increased exposure. The next stage is bursting into flames. In the future, you may want to carry a fire extinguisher.
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Doctor, I was just writing you a $5000 check (whatever for? ) but then I stopped suddenly… I’m positive that I have a serious indecision/ambiguity problem. Or ... am I?
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I would not put ketchup and a bandaid on a wound of that nature. No, no. Sprinkle with vinegar until you pass out from the pain, top it with mayonnaise, and bind with duct tape, making sure to attach the duct tape on the hairiest parts of your limbs. That's remaining, that is.
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