Evidently, Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch. She also has freckles coming out of her vagina, and her clitoris is seven feet long.
Like the writer of the article, I have no friggin clue who Brandon Davis is, but he spouts the sort of wisdom I respect the most:
quote:I think {Lindsay Lohan}'s worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel.
Thank you, Brandon Davis. Never before have I been more motivated to finish my stab-people-in-the-face-via-the-internet machine!
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My opinion of Lindsay Lohan just went up a notch. If Paris Hilton hates her, she must be somewhat alright.
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Anything Paris Hilton says is automatically wrong. They should really put her in a giant safe and launch it into a nearby star... one that we hate.
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quote:Originally posted by MightyCow: Anything Paris Hilton says is automatically wrong. They should really put her in a giant safe and launch it into a nearby star... one that we hate.
She would say: "That's hot"
This is a fantastic flash video of Paris' various facial expressions. Very amusing.
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I think that the ultimate justice for Paris Hilton will be for the world to see what she's like when she's 55. It will be so laughably pathetic Posts: 1539 | Registered: Jul 2004
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Yeah, I don't think Paris is going to live that long. And if she does, she'll probably be a female version of Keith Richards. (Does anyone else think it's hilarious that she has anti-marijuana links on her web page?)
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quote:Anything Paris Hilton says is automatically wrong. They should really put her in a giant safe and launch it into a nearby star... one that we hate.
Alternatively, we could simply lock her in a room with some super-awesome-fancy voice recognition transcriber software running. Then we could read that and know exactly what we shouldn't be doing.
"Paris likes coke! Red three, take 'em out." "Roger."
Even the most malignant forces may be used for good under the right circumstances.
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Actually, the Von Bondies guy vs. Jack White (yes, of the White Stripes) was really good for the Von Bondies. They even got on the bill with the Pixies after that...people started actually caring about who they were.
Me, I think Jack White was kinda hawt, back in his Alex DeLarge Clockwork Orange-lookin' days.
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I wonder how it would affect these people if they were forced to actually comprehend the degree to which they are held in contempt by all normal, rational human beings.
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Scum rises to the surface. It separates sometimes, too.
quote:When he and his cohorts got a look at Brandon Davis Thursday morning hating on Lindsay Lohan, they all agreed: "He's a big, fat, tubby piece of s***."
Howard [Stern] has made a career of saying uncouth things, so you know you're over the line when even HE thinks you're being a jerk.
"It's just evil," Howard says. "Just pure evil coming out of this guy's mouth
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oh, just had a vision of PH in her 50-ties. Have you seen the "Absolutely Fabulous" series? There's this character, Patsy... Posts: 218 | Registered: Jan 2006
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Of all the stupid girls, Lindsay is the only one with actual talent and smoking career. It's not a surprise the Mean Girls made a slam book about her.
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If a meterorite were to hit one of the NY hotspots on a night when all of these talentless skanks where inside and totally vaporize it, I would throw a party to celebrate.
Anyone whose idea of a putdown is to say that a person worth 7 million bucks is poor should be stabbed in the jaw with a soldering iron. As should the kid's parents, who managed to turn out a miserable human being; a testament to entitlement.
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quote:Anyone whose idea of a putdown is to say that a person worth 7 million bucks is poor should be stabbed in the jaw with a soldering iron. As should the kid's parents, who managed to turn out a miserable human being; a testament to entitlement.
If you need me, I'll be the one in the lobby stabbing jaws.
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quote:I want to dislike Dane Cook, because it's clear to me that he's hugely narcissistic. But he's hilarious, so I can't seem to hold my grudge.
What's even worse for me is that when I stop and think about it, I don't find his stuff nearly as funny and I dislike myself for liking it so damn much.
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