Did you remind yourself today that you're still a work in progress so you shouldn't be so hard on you?
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You were bad - remember that thing you did and you thought nobody knew about it?
If Peter Pumkineater had a wife and couldn't keep her but put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her rather well, could he be subject to litigation?
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Depends, how small was she? If she fit into a pumpkin shell there are only a couple of possibilities that aren't subject to litigation. One would be and I am not trying to be morbid, just analytical.
Theoretically Peter could be a widower, and if his wife and he loved pumpkin (as his name suggests) then would it not be a sane choice if she chose to be cremated, to have her remains put into a pumpkin shell?
I mean think of the possibilities * hmmmm, creatches head and decides to tell a little story about Peter *:
Peter morned after the passing of his wife until he found the pumpkin shell he the misses had carved so many days before she left this life. The pumpkin was on the edge of decay but still had some life left in it, much like Peter. So as he stared at the shell he came across a great idea in his mournful mind.
In his basement workshop he works diligently to perform the surgery on the pumpkin shell making great care to ensure that the shell would last as long as possible and not return to its path of decay. Finally when completed he takes the shell up to where the remain of his dearest still ly in wait to be put in their final resting place. He puts the ashes in the shell and makes a pact with his love to not let her leave his side again.
Three weeks later carry his wife's new shell with him Peter walks by the handyman store on the corner of Elm and Eugene just after the dusk of night begins to settle in he notices a bright red radio flyer wagon on diplay. And another great idea flashes in his mind, he purchases the flyer and set his bride inside so that his arms are not so tired of always having to carry her with him and so the two make their way back home with his new pumpkin shell buggy.
Theres a category 4 hurricane coming in 10 minutes to your city. Everyone is being evacuated and as you are preparing to leave the city you come across your best friend, an old lady, and the girl of your dreams, all stranded with no means to escape the storm. You only have room in your car for one person, what do you do?
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With a microscope. I am infinitely small in this endlessly vast universe of ours, and yet large enough to hold innumerable more just like it in the tiniest of hair folicles.
Would you rather choose the time/place/specifics of your death (w/i reasonable perimeters (define reasonable for yourself)) or have it be a suprise ending?
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That is part of what carries you into Heaven. Actually I have no idea but I believe that is where I am going so maybe that is what will happen to my energy.
Does it drive you nuts when people don't follow the rules.
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No, in the same way that it isn't illegal to copy your CD's onto tapes (as if anyone does that anymore (besides me that is)). It only becomes illegal if you share the files, allowing others to access them, and thereby robbing the performing artists.
Is it wise of me to follow the advice of fictional characters?
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Yes. Now I advise you to buy me a sandwich.
Do you prefer you sandwiches messy with sauces that drip down your fingers and you get to lick up later, or dry? Or somewhere in between?
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(Mmm, but wouldn't this count as bragging?) And I guess since I can't really think of anything that I must brag a lot. If anything, graduating with a bio degree even though I managed to fail half my classes.
What's the nicest thing that you've done for someone?
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First you start a band, flee the country that spawned you and gain a reputation abroad. Then, after the rest of the world has caught up, and you're busy recording your fifth studio album, you feel confident enough to leave the well-trodden paths behind and create music in stead of songs. Having finished a particular piece you'll notice you forgot to put in a bridge section and you'll wonder aloud where it might have hidden itself, forgetting that you were still recording...
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(I just want to say that that was an excellent explanation Eduardo)
Thor will, if anyone can.
If you knew where in the world Carmen Sandiego was, would you turn her in or join her in her escapades?
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If you didn't I guessing you would not have said it. Kudos.
Are those good ole boys still drinking whiskey and rye, sittin around sayin this will be the day that I die?
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