quote:I am required to retain dominance over the enclosed hand that will lead to the termination of those who annoy me. (From a widely read commercial comic)
I must control my fist of death?
quote: Five to the second power or thirty six to the one halfth power to two to the second power.
25 or 6 to 4.
Unsoundness of mind is an ameliorative but not necessary part of employment in this location.
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My anger is similar to the promised afterlife of those who have acted inappropriately during life, and I am no longer going to receive it into my possession.
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I'm mad as "heck" and I ain't going to take it no more.
Harmonies contain the magical properties to send into meditative calm the upper abdomenal cavity that is least civilized.
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quote:The countenance you possess at the end of your second decade is due to a creative and controlling force of the universe; that which you possess at the end of your third decade is due to the sequence of physical and mental experiences that make up your existence. However, the countenance you possess at the end of your fifth decade is the one you are worthy, fit, or suitable for.
The face you have at 20 comes from nature. That you have at 30 comes from life. That which you have at 50 is the one you earned.
Close enough. It's actually:
quote:Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.
Said by Coco Chanel.
(Sorry, I should have mentioned that I was about to disappear for a week.)
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If you are able to confuse or misdirect me a single time than the dishonor is yours, yet if you were to misdirect or confound upon more than once instance, the dishonor falls to me.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
The thoroughfare that leads one to the netherworld bears a surface consisting of commendable ambitions.
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
What is the quantity of the hard, fibrous substance comprising most of the stem and branches of a tree or shrub that a stocky North American burrowing rodent would be able to throw, were such a creature capable of throwing such a substance?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
At those times that the Magi come together in a body, the state of the atmosphere with respect to heat or cold, wetness or dryness, calm or storm, clearness or cloudiness is frequently the topic of studious conversation. Because one or some indiscriminate number have the ability to detect if the current precipitation is of a frozen or room-temperature nature. However, should passerby query as to the future possibility of alteration in the current atmospheric state, simultaneously they chorus, "Atmospheric state is atmospheric state, regardless!"
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No, it doesn't. But it's definitely on the right track. If no one figures it out by mid-morning (or whenever I manage to get on during work), I'll post it. It may be too obscure. Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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When the wise men gather together, they wisely speak of the weather. For any of them can see weather: whether it's rain, or whether it's snow. But if anyone asks them weather -- whether there will be change in the weather -- Then they all answer together, "Weather is weather, whether or no!"
(It's an old kids' song.)
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