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Squish
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Last week, the company that I work for listed a job posting in a few local newspapers. We received a fax yesterday with no return information and the note:
"I am interested in the sales position. Please review my resume, which follows. I can be reached at 206-273-xxxx. Thank you."
After glancing at the resume, we HAD to call back. I just need to say thanks to Dave from ChannelAdvisorInc., he made my day.

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[ August 26, 2006, 12:14 PM: Message edited by: Squish ]
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Storm Saxon
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That resume is awesome. [Smile]
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Nighthawk
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I don't know... he can't spell "martyrs". That's a big no-no in my hiring book.
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Storm Saxon
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Look, when you're Supreme Leader, you don't have to worry about spelling since the way you spell words is always the correct way.
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Squish
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I was so amused by the resume. We all laughed about it for a good 10 minutes.
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MightyCow
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I wonder if there's a similar one being faxed around Iraq with Bush's name on it.
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Goody Scrivener
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Oh that is too funny!!!
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