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"If a train leaves Beirut travelling at 120 kilometers per hour and a car full of suicide bombers leaves Jericho travelling at 100 kilometers per hour, how many members of Hamas can Israel assassinate before the two meet?"
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1. Click on link 2. look at pic 3. notice funny sun over head 4. make up your own caption 5. ponder as others don’t think it’s funny
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(When I used to be a journalism photo editor, this is the sort of thing we would try to catch, btw.)
My caption: "That poor, poor Crocodile guy! I would hate for anything like that to creep up behind me -- a giant stingray, a rabid shark, a venomous yellow octopus..."
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"Only eight planets left. Perhaps it's time to rethink this hypothesis that has everything revolving around the sun..."
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See kids, if your roll your eyes like this, it looks like you're thinking, when really, you're asleep. Try it!
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