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Storm Saxon
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Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass!

Shocking, isn't it?

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Kama
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yes.
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Dr Strangelove
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How about being stupid? Or of moderate intelligence?
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What if it empowers you to be a jackass yet avoid detection? Is it ok then?
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Storm Saxon
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Only if you make your avoid traps roll, Blackblade.
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Sorry Storm, but yes it does. It says so right here in the rule book. We should know, the smart people wrote the rule book. Get used to it.

(This reminds me of a conversation I had with a bully in Junior High. I said, "Brains are better than brauns."

He said, "Who says?"

I responded, "Well, brainy people."

He proceeded to disprove the argument by beating the fertilizer out of me. Perhaps, just perhaps, brains are only better than braun because the brains spin it that way.)

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TL
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What *would* give someone the right to be a jackass?
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BlackBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Only if you make your avoid traps roll, Blackblade.

I've always been lucky with saving throws TBH. Traps are another story [Frown]
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Well... I am not smart, so but I still reserve the right to honor my donkey heritage and be a jackass.
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Kama
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*checks out hegemon's ass*
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quote:
Originally posted by TL:
What *would* give someone the right to be a jackass?

Being rich...because then you can pay people to not be offended.
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You know you love it
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quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass!

Shocking, isn't it?

Exciting news? What a lie. This is the worst news I've heard in a long time. [Frown]
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Storm Saxon
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Tell all your big-brained friends.
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Handicapped people seem to think they have that right.
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SoaPiNuReYe
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass!

Shocking, isn't it?

Exciting news? What a lie. This is the worst news I've heard in a long time. [Frown]
smart person alert.
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Nighthawk
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Mmmmmmmm... More... Braaaiiiinnnsss!!!
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Heffaji
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I was hoping to hear about car insurance.
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Elmer's Glue:
Handicapped people seem to think they have that right.

Huh?
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mr_porteiro_head
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quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Being smart doesn't give you the right to be a jackass!

Of course not. Being alive gives you that right. [Smile]
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pH
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Being in a sorority, stoned, drunk, and in a Beamer X5 with eight of your stoned, drunk friends apparently gives you the right to try to t-bone me and expect me to use my mad skillz of evasive maneuvers to keep you from being arrested for DUI.

-pH

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Bob_Scopatz
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan_raven:

(This reminds me of a conversation I had with a bully in Junior High. I said, "Brains are better than brauns."


Brains
are better than
Braun


Maybe that bully just really liked his coffee-maker.

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Joldo
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Gorrammit Bob, I was going to mention that . . .
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Look Gromit, CHEESE!
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quote:
Originally posted by Elmer's Glue:
Handicapped people seem to think they have that right.

Please tell me you're joking
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