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mr_porteiro_head
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This is a thread where you get to hurl stuff and get it hurled at you. If you don't want to be hurled at, stay out and we'll leave you alone.

*hurls internet pumpkin at the darkness*

*starts work on trebuchet*

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Rakeesh
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Alright, I'm thinking we need some pieces of glass, throw some salt and cayenne pepper in there, get some nails, and we've got ourselves a nasty projectile.

Now, to find an internet watermelon...

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Belle
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*dons black ninja gear*

*sneaks around and sabotages m_p_h's trebuchet*

*gets hit in head by internet pumpkin randomly thrown at the darkness*

OW! That smarts.

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mr_porteiro_head
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*shoots Rakeesh with a spitwad*
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Tante Shvester
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"Yak momo"?

:hurls:

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mr_porteiro_head
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*throws bowl of soup*
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Tante Shvester
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I've been touched by a noodly appendage!

:thinks about bumping that "tipping thread":

:hurls:

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Mr.Funny
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~throws asterisks out the window~

Hah! Let's see everyone else in the thread do things NOW!

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Alcon
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:drops an anvil on Mr. Funny:
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mr_porteiro_head
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<shoots potatoe gun at Alcon>
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:minds his own business until he is struck by several aster*is**ks*****
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Alcon
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:launches a honey filled water baloon at MPH from his homemade trebuchet:
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rivka
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:tosses mph's excess e back at him:
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Dr Strangelove
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:ducks:
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mr_porteiro_head
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~throws the Oxford English Dictionary at Rivka, which lists "potatoe" as a variant form~
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Morbo
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All 20 volumes? Or the CDs, shuriken-style?
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mr_porteiro_head
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Trebuchet-style.
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Oh! Shuriken-CDs!

~activates AOL "infinite ammo" cheat~

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Uprooted
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:flings feather pillow at everyone because I can't sleep and am mad about it.
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Morbo
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: hurls cases of Perrier perrier-style at Porter for ducking my question :
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Morbo
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::hurls down gauntlet daring anyone to out-kewl a perrier-style catapult::
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rivka
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quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
~throws the Oxford English Dictionary at Rivka, which lists "potatoe" as a variant form~

Nuh-uh.

And *ducks*

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:inserts fat writhing, hissing cat (that woke me up!) into perrier-style catapault and lets fly at Morbo
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mr_porteiro_head
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That's the Compact Oxford English Dictionary that you linked to. [Roll Eyes]
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~implements ninja laughing dodge technique~
[ROFL]

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Alcon
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*straps rockets to an entire bookshelf and launches it at where rivka and mhp are arguing*
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Tante Shvester
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Some good ol' boys hurling stuff music video [Roll Eyes]
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*hurls unmentionable things at anyone stupid enough to stick their head up*

becauses it's one of those days.

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:throws a fit:
:stops to ponder whether it's a conniption fit or a hissy fit:
:throws both, one with each hand:

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///Lifts up torpedo///
///Looks at Alcon///

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*throws ninja stars at Silent E*
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
*hurls unmentionable things at anyone stupid enough to stick their head up*

Wha -- are you referring to me?

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Ouch!

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Morbo
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:: cocks mouseapult and looks for a target ::
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:catches Silent E's fits
:contemplates--do I hurl it back? Fling it? Toss it? Naah. I think one can only throw a fit.
:throws a fit at Gap "Skinny Black Pant" commercial
:throws another fit back at SilentE, since he started it.

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