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I liked this all the way up until I saw it was sponsored by a Job site... after that it just felt commercial and lame =(
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This is about Yourname Goeshere, not Chuck Norris.
Yourname Goeshere doesn't get the credit she deserves, and really ought to have her own thread. Once she saved me from being eaten alive by sharks by singing a C above high C, which is the resonant frequency of shark eyeballs, causing them all to go blind.
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"I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater. We're superheroes, man! We don't have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walking. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Not makers of things! Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you . . . dig?"
You knew it was coming.
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