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Blayne Bradley
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*lies in the bushes, sips iced cappichino*
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Man what a fine day to cross this bridge.

While staring at the ground and humming.

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Satlin
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I'm thirsty guys.
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Yes, here I am crossing this bush-flanked bridge. My keen caffeine-addict senses sharply detect the presence of an iced cappuchino in the bushes, but I chalk it up to advanced dementia brought on by withdrawls and move along. Good holy lord does this bridge have some fine looking planks. I think I will stand here for a second and admire the workmanship of this bridge.

Oh rock. My Ipod just randomed "Battle Flag" by the Low Fidelity All Stars. I think I'll turn that on maximum and plug the buds into my ears as far as they can go without permanent damage.

Ah! And did the sun go behind some cloud cover? Good. I like shade and the complete absence of potentially alerting shadows.

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Well, I think I've absent-mindedly inspected every square inch of this bridge. Time to start walking away veeery slowwwllyyyy.
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And now I'm gone! What a depressing, event-free day.
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Blayne Bradley
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*wakes up form nap intime to see the target*

*takes out the trigger and presses it*

*bridge goes boom in a loud and thunderous explosion that sends the bridge scattering in all directions, mission to knock out the bridge and the target has suceeded with the suage of only one package of C4.

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Well, now the bridge is all blown up.

And I'm still thirsty.

*walkes away from smoldering rubble*

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