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libertygirl
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For Christmas I got a little book published in 1897 and I found in the last 15 pages a list of titles of other books from that publisher some of which I thought were pretty funny:
A Lover in Homespun, by F. Clifford Smith. "Interesting tales of adventure and home life in Canada."

The Grammar of Palmistry

Shakespeare's Complete Works (over 2000 pages) - $3.00

Young People's Library
Robinson Crusoe: (Chiefly in words of one syllable).

Devotional Series
The Manliness of Christ

New Illustrated Series
The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table

The Confessions of an English Opium Eater

The Ethics of the Dust, Ten lectures to littles housewives on the elements of crystalization.


Just thought I would share [Smile]

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40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont
50 years in the saddle by Major Asburn
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore
A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel
A Great Plenty by E. Nuff
A Stitch in Time by Justin Case
A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt
A Trip to the Dentist by Yin Pain
A Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights
Advanced Maths by Smart E. Pants

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Red China Today (published 1967)
I suppose that wouldn't be so funny if it hadn't been forty-years out of date and still stocked in a school library, ditto the Area Handbook for South Viet Nam.

Juegos Olímpicos de México 1968/Olympische Sommerspiele 1968 in Mexiko-Stadt- A four volume bilingual epic.

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I have a book from the 1960's who's title reads "Destiny in Space, the Next 50 Years." It is a pure anti-communist propaganda peice which comments on things such as Women's desire for cosmetics will boost our drive to mine the Asteroids, something the Soviet women know nothing about.

I have a small book, "The Dangers of the Russian Bear", a state department book written in 1908.

I also have a copy of Emily Post's Etiquette from the mid 20's. It states such things as, "When you give the servents gifts, do not wait around while they open them. You should respect their child-like qualities and allow them the anticipation of opening them later."

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