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aspectre
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A gnome's life ain't all just lookin' pretty in the garden ya know.
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anti_maven
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With his nether garments woefully undone
'fully undone
And his bottom on display to everyone
Everyone.
With his bottom out and shining in the sun
in the sun
A naked gnome is not a happy one
Happy one.

*grabs coat, hails taxi*
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Noemon
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I look at you, gnome, as I'm singing this jingle
While my eyes gently bleed
I look at the floor - anywhere but your dingle
Still my eyes gently bleed
I don't know why nobody told you not to expose yourself
I don't know how your sculptor goes there
Or why anybody bought you[/While My Guitar Gently Weeps]

Meh. Not my best effort. But still.
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Dan_raven
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When his moon's in you eye
Like two small Calzone Pies
That Gnomes Naked.

Where his hands they do linger
Intertwined, "That his finger?"
That Gnomes Naked.
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Valentine014
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What is this world coming to?!
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