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Frisco
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Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Titanic sinks.

Bruce Willis is dead.

Rosebud is a sled.

Dumbledore dies.

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

Jesus gets nailed to a cross.

It wasn't a game--the Buggers are dead.

Jon Snow is Rhaegar and Lyanna's love child.

They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
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Aw! [Cry]
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TL
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Mr. Glass is evil.

Tyler Durden doesn't exist.

Laura Palmer was killed by her father.

It was all a dream.
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Euripides
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Everyone bloody dies.
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Kama
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quote:
Bruce Willis is dead.
It's not funny. My brother actually spoiled the movie for me [Frown]
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Kama
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oh, I'll add my own then.

Ned dies.
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Noemon
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I had someone ruin the same movie, Kama.

Dumbledore dies.
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Soylent Green is made of people.
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It was Old Man Cooper. He would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for theose meddling kids.

They all die except Ripley and the cat.

Deckard is a replicant.

They win the big game...

It was all a dream...

Ilsa leaves with Lazlo.

Ooh, I feel dirty now. [Evil Laugh]
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Tante Shvester
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Not with a bang, but a whimper.
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Adso
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Andy Dufresne escapes;
Frodo destroys the ring;
Both Romeo and Juliet die

Oh, and hello all.

Edited to add the unhappy end
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TL
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Hi
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Megan
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Rhett leaves Scarlett.

Dorothy could've gone home all along using the ruby slippers.

The guy across the way from Jimmy Stewart's apartment actually did kill his wife.

Twas beauty killed the beast.
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Nancy Drew gets out of her tight spot just in the nick of time, refuses monetary compensation but is presented with a funky souvenir at a big party where everyone eats a lot of rich food (again), and has a moment of sorrow as she thinks that now she doesn't have a case to solve, little knowing that she will soon be happily (and most probably illegally) chasing another mystery in the next book.
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TL
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Han Solo comes back at the last second and takes out Vader's fighter from behind - everyone gets a medal!
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Luke and Leia are twins. And yes, she kissed him. But she's in love with Han.
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Tante Shvester
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Hamilton Berger loses the case.
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Beth dies.
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rivka
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Daniel dies.

Repeatedly.
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Ripley kills Peter and he gets away with everything.
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Wash dies.

So does Shepherd Book.
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katharina
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Eisenheim and Sophie faked her murder.
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rivka
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All twelve of them did it. And got away with it, too. But he was an evil, evil man, so it's ok.
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House will discover what the disease was at the last minute after trying antibiotics and other treatments and failing.
The patient will either live or die.
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quote:
They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Is this BSG?

**

Damia and Afra end up together.

Fred dies.

Fred is reborn as a goddess.

Wesley dies.

The butler did it.
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14:30:34 March 20, 2007.


...oops.
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Fitz
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quote:
Originally posted by imogen:
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They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Is this BSG?

I believe that's Planet of the Apes.
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She kills Angel.

Though it gets awfully close and the Scoobies must make many sacrifices, the Apocalypse is averted.
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Mr. Scarlet did it.

Actually Mrs. Peacock did it.

Okay, ACTUALLY the Butler did it.

Maybe they ALL did it.

Communism was only a red herring.

[ January 30, 2007, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Lyrhawn ]
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Your Social Security cheque won't exist by the time you retire.
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They are all Cylons

Kennedy's assasination was a suicide.

The moon landing was faked.

Vader is Lukes brother.

The whole island is really heaven.

ooops. I thought this was wrong spoilers.
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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by rivka:
Daniel dies.

Repeatedly.
Kenny dies. Repeatedly.
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Peter and Petra get married.
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Lyrhawn, don't you know? Mr Green ALWAYS did it. That's just the rule of the game.
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Lyrhawn
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Not the rule of the movie though [Smile] .
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E.T dies. But he gets better.
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Noemon
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Both Romeo and Juliet kill themselves.
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Neither Holmes nor Moriarity die at the falls.

John Wayne dies.

Tinkerbell survives, thanks to your clapping.

Only the mime speaks, and that is "No!"

The whole village is in the modern day world.
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Theo dies, but Kee and the baby are rescued.

Mr. Rochester has an insane wife hidden in the attic.
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Noemon
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The man he killed wasn't his biological grandfather.
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Gah! I am such an idiot! I read the Spoilers post. What is my problem?

When I saw the first few I guess I thought I was safe to keep reading. But I didn't want to find out about Jon Snow by reading a spoiler thread. Guess I might as well go read A Feast for Crows now.

And I didn't read the rest of the thread because I don't want to know anything else. So I don't know if anyone else already gave this one away, but--

Santa Claus isn't real.
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Data dies *sniffle*

She killed the kids and herself and all three of them are ghosts.

She's not really dead. It was an elaborate plot to smuggle her away from the evil prince.

Oh, but he's really an illusionist. [Smile]

His assistant is his twin in disguise.

He kills his own clone after every show.

She's a man, baby!!
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Theo dies?! Oh my god, what will Cliff and Clair do? I hope they send Rudy to stay with Grandpa for a while, she's just too fragile for to handle all of those emotions. And he just got accepted to grad school and had his undergrad ceremony... it was so beautiful... WE'LL MISS YOU THEO!!!
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Wyatt Earp kills all the cowboys, loses a brother, leaves his opium addicted wife and runs of with Josie Marcus.

Aliens from the depths of the ocean, caused the tsunami and are currently controlling the one that is about to destroy much of humanity, they want us to stop fighting.

They weren't actually living in the past, their village was simply cut off from the rest of the world.

Indiana Jones gets the artifact he is trying to find, but does not hold on to it.
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Kama
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Trinity dies.
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quote:
Frodo destroys the ring;
No he doesn't.
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One of them is a cop.

They all die.

Everyone dies except them, and they get away with the money.

He's done all this before, but can't remember it.

They're not really terrorists.
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It doesn't do anything.
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vonk, given the fate of the real-life son on whom Theo was based, that wasn't very funny.



Lisa, you may not be aware that I have a no-tolerance policy on that particular phrase. Please don't take this personally.

*kills Lisa*
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*stays rivka's hand*

*revives Lisa*
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