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Chris Bridges
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Member # 1138
posted May 18, 2007 03:10 PM
"Buyer should be opening package with hidden GPS...now. Activate missles."
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BlackBlade
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Member # 8376
posted May 18, 2007 03:13 PM
"High priced item not performing as advertised, return arm and leg payment please."
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erosomniac
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Member # 6834
posted May 18, 2007 03:14 PM
"Buyer's parents called, buyer is apparently 6 - refunded." "ITEM KILLED MY CATS, AVOID" "Packaging smells like my husband! A++++!"
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Tristan
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posted May 18, 2007 03:14 PM
"Seller classified as annoyance. Contracts welcome."
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MrSquicky
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Member # 1802
posted May 18, 2007 03:19 PM
"Item destroyed my kitchen table and faith in a loving God." [ May 18, 2007, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: MrSquicky ]
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Tristan
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Member # 1670
posted May 18, 2007 03:21 PM
"Though discreetly packaged, item opened by wife. Now divorced."
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MrSquicky
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Member # 1802
posted May 18, 2007 03:22 PM
"Buyer is answer to 'Who would ever pay good money for this crap?'"
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Tristan
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Member # 1670
posted May 18, 2007 03:24 PM
"Own stupidity only exceeded by seller's nerve. Returned."
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erosomniac
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Member # 6834
posted May 18, 2007 03:25 PM
"Box was bleeding on arrival, refused" "Quick payment, hassle free transaction, (A+2B)/1.14*10^12!"
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erosomniac
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Member # 6834
posted May 18, 2007 03:27 PM
"Item DOA, tried to get refund, only received tears" "Quick shipment but missing accessories, please send the heads, thx"
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MrSquicky
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Member # 1802
posted May 18, 2007 03:27 PM
"Seller much more reliable than my previous source: magic goblins." "Less hassle selling children to buyer than to the gypsies."
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erosomniac
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Member # 6834
posted May 18, 2007 03:30 PM
"Item DOA, fraud seller has 900 # as tech support, but girls are GREAT A++++++"
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BlackBlade
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Member # 8376
posted May 18, 2007 03:32 PM
"Item cured my cancer, left me with STD and bad breath."
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Chris Bridges
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Member # 1138
posted May 18, 2007 03:34 PM
"Packed so well mailman kept for himself. Depression."
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Tristan
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Member # 1670
posted May 18, 2007 03:37 PM
"Parrot dead on arrival. Prompt shipping. Recommended."
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Tristan
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posted May 18, 2007 03:39 PM
"Darkest despair. Item not as described. Still vaguely useful."
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MrSquicky
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Member # 1802
posted May 18, 2007 03:41 PM
"Couldn't be happier if the item was the real Tony Blair's nose."
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Nighthawk
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Member # 4176
posted May 18, 2007 03:44 PM
"Package incorrectly delivered to neighbors. Didn't like them anyway. Recommended." "Great product. Haven't left bathroom in four days. AAAA+++++" "Great product, but federal agents are a bit annoying. Returned."
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Lavalamp
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Member # 4337
posted May 18, 2007 03:45 PM
"Great packaging. I live in it now." "Beware! 'Horny toad' refers to seller's husband. RETURNED" "Finally have answer to question: 'How do you ship bubble wrap?'" "Buyer illiterate. Description clearly stated TOY Ferrari. $10 refunded."
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ClaudiaTherese
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Member # 923
posted May 18, 2007 03:47 PM
Perfect for you, Lavalamp. Welcome! quote: "Buyer illiterate. Description clearly stated TOY Ferrari. $10 refunded." "Seller illiterate. Description clearly stated TOY Ferrari. Item returned."
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Goody Scrivener
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Member # 6742
posted May 18, 2007 03:52 PM
quote: Originally posted by Chris Bridges: "A bit more of my youth has been lost, torn away by lies and poor shipping habits." I'm absolutely borrowing this one for my next bad sale..
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Tristan
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posted May 18, 2007 03:52 PM
"Item bought featured prominently on list of regrets."
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BlackBlade
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Member # 8376
posted May 18, 2007 03:53 PM
quote: "Buyer illiterate. Description clearly stated TOY Ferrari. $10 refunded." "Seller illiterate. Description clearly stated Toy Ferrari. I already have a car, $10 refund received.F-"
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BlackBlade
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posted May 18, 2007 03:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by ClaudiaTherese: Perfect for you, Lavalamp. Welcome! quote: "Buyer illiterate. Description clearly stated TOY Ferrari. $10 refunded." "Seller illiterate. Description clearly stated TOY Ferrari. Item returned." Quit stealing my thoughts Claudia, it's not funny.
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ClaudiaTherese
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Member # 923
posted May 18, 2007 03:57 PM
That, and the time machine. Fie on me! (great minds ... )
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BlackBlade
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Member # 8376
posted May 18, 2007 03:58 PM
"Package of sorrow does not weigh heavily enough on me, returned."
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Tristan
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Member # 1670
posted May 18, 2007 04:05 PM
"Seller failed to apply warning label. Item accidentally consumed. Will return once passed."
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Tristan
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Member # 1670
posted May 18, 2007 04:17 PM
"Beware! Seller personally accompanies item. Talks incessantly."
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Chris Bridges
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Member # 1138
posted May 18, 2007 06:20 PM
"Bought from myself, seller still ripped me off. I hate him."
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ClaudiaTherese
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Member # 923
posted May 18, 2007 07:39 PM
quote: Originally posted by Chris Bridges: "Bought from myself, seller still ripped me off. I hate him." Winner.
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Shan
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Member # 4550
posted May 19, 2007 08:56 AM
Oh, the tears of giggling are such relief after all the other tears this week. Bless everyone of you!
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CaySedai
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Member # 6459
posted May 19, 2007 10:09 AM
I showed Chris's original article to my editor at work (her bf sells on eBay) and she laughed and laughed. She even asked if she could keep that copy, so you know she does really like them. I'll have to show her how to get on Hatrack so she can see the new additions. I really liked the magic fiddle one (among many others).
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CaySedai
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Member # 6459
posted May 19, 2007 10:18 AM
"Box growls. Cat missing. Afraid to open." "Unsure if item received is item ordered. Is it supposed to tick?" (Oh, and character count site.)
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Tristan
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Member # 1670
posted May 19, 2007 10:54 AM
"Purchase so good wife left me for seller. Worth it."
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ClaudiaTherese
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Member # 923
posted May 19, 2007 11:57 AM
quote: Originally posted by Tristan: "Purchase so good wife left me for seller. Worth it." (((Shan)))
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Lavalamp
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Member # 4337
posted May 20, 2007 07:18 AM
Every time this seller makes a transaction, an angel gets its wings. A++++++ Item MUCH larger than described. 'Universal remote' indeed! Thx!
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rivka
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Member # 4859
posted May 21, 2007 10:29 PM
Amazon sent me an email today reminding me about feedbackless transactions . . .
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