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My wife is extremely jumpy. I scare her all the time (not intentionally). Today, after dropping the little ones off at school, she had to drop me off at home so I could get on a conference call instead of going to work out. I took the house key off of the d-ring and went to unlock the front door. She went to the front seat and started adjusting the seat. She didn't see me come up behind her (I was in her peripheral vision for awhile) and when she turned around, she screamed and jumped. I said, "I was just here." She said, "I didn't expect you to sneak up behind me like a ninja." I replied, "if I were a ninja, you would already be dead."
quote: N, "the way of the ninja," is a highly advanced system of spiritual, cognitive, and physical training.
It emphasizes a pacifism, humility, and the need to traverse a series of 5 rooms before the end of your lifetime; a feat known only as "beating an episode."
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Your god-like speed, dexterity, jumping power, and reflexes are all the result of an amazingly fast metabolism; sadly, so is your natural lifetime of 1.5 minutes.
The game kept me sane during last semester's finals.
And gave me ninja-like abilities.
Just last month, I was eating at a restaurant and forked a little too much food in my mouth. Naturally, some fell out.
I caught the food with my fork before it fell back to the plate.
That's the very definition of ninja-like abilities.
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To a ninja, nobody is innocent. Except Chuck Norris (and then only because Ninjas can't actually kill him).
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This is the Official source of information about Real Ultimate Power of Ninjahood.
Be aware, learning about how to be a ninja might include some rough talk, so children and people who are disturbed by flipping out and killing people may want to look away. Posts: 3950 | Registered: Mar 2006
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You said that your are not a Ninja. We'll call this N.
If N then you must kill everyone who is not a Ninja but discovers your Ninja secret identity. (Its in the rules.) We'll call this K.
You posted your secret identity on Hatrack.
I read about your secret identity on Hatrack.
I am still alive.
If you were a Ninja, then I'd be dead.
So If N then KD N K ~D So if ~D then (K or ~K) = ~N
So, if you are not a Ninja, by me proving you are not a Ninja, I am right. I win. We'll call this W.
If you are a Ninja, and my proof is wrong, well, by my claiming that you are not a Ninja you have no reason to think I've discovered your secret identity, so I am not needed to be killed at present. I live. We'll call that a reallllllllly big W.
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