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Phanto
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seal on penguin sex!!! HOTT!!
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Blayne Bradley
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fake whistle race I win!
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Samprimary
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There's got to be something in the bible against that.
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Derrell
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[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
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Alcon
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This falls somewhere between awkwardly amusing, and really disturbing with a tilt toward disturbing. That poor penguin...
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It's terrible how the seal didn't even have the decency to cuddle:

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After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird...
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ketchupqueen
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Seal sex offenders. What will we hear of next?
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Itsame
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I started a facebook group to raise awareness of this travesty!
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Alcon
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You really have to wonder what was going through that seal's mind. I mean if nothing else he had to know it wouldn't fit...

...guess that's just what happens when you repress too long...
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steven
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the question is...did the seal engage in bestiality? [ROFL]
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Kwea
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Yes...but it always does, so that is nothing new. [Wink]
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BlackBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by Alcon:
You really have to wonder what was going through that seal's mind.
Or one of the penguins orifices for that matter. [Razz]
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Oh man. This amuses and disturbs me all at the same time. I laughed out loud when I first read this article. But I think my favorite part is this thread's title. Good times.
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brojack17
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Uhhh... Hmmm... ????
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But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

.../...

The researchers speculate that the male seal was too young to win access to female seals, and in a state of sexual excitement, looked elsewhere.
I'd love to hear these "scientific" discussions amongst the scientists.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonHecht:
I started a facebook group to raise awareness of this travesty!
give us a link [Big Grin]
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Orincoro
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In other news, the seal rudely neglected to offer the king penguin a cigarette afterwards.

They went to Denny's, and it was *awkward*
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Sterling
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"What part of I am not a seal don't you understand?!"
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Is this part of Green Porno?
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