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Glenn Arnold
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My diploma arrived in the mail today. I now have my Master of Science in Education.

Whoop de doo.
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Samprimary
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Get back to work, Glenn, those burgers won't flip themselves.
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Samprimary
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Glenn, we're concerned that you haven't been selling enough Customer Protection Plans this week. We're going to have to write you up.
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Samprimary
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Glenn, I thought we talked about this. Even when you're working as a busboy or barback, you still have to have a minimum of 40 'flair' pins on your work uniform at all times.
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Samprimary
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Glenn we couldn't help but notice that while your diploma isn't helping you advance your career as our chain-store barista in any way, it is causing you to be rejected from more jobs on the basis of being 'overqualified.'

I'm just going to sit behind my middle-manager's desk and cackle about that just a bit as I fuss with my comb-over.
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Samprimary
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Glenn, you do realize that grousing about your diploma, even momentarily, is considered "time theft" for an employee in the Wal-Mart family, yes?
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Samprimary
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Glenn, we don't think you appreciate the career opportunity we provide you at Phonebank Pushpollers etc, and

(cut to ten thousand years in the future)

Glenn JetsonnNNNN you are far under quota for our spacely sprockets salesheet, get in my office
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Raymond Arnold
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...yay!
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T:man
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Thats pretty fast sam....
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[Hat]
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Belle
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Feels good, eh? I got mine this week too!
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Goody Scrivener
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Congrats, Glenn and Belle. [Big Grin]
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rivka
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That's great, Glenn.


Belle, congrats!
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