quote:Originally posted by Dan_Frank: I'm working from home today!
Translation: I'm not working today!
I work from home most days, even more so now that the semester is over. Now I just need to proctor a test next week and finish up some papers, then it's the good times for the summer.
Except not. Stupid grad school and having to actually do work in the summer.
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This thread just proves what I've suspected for a long time: We're all just figments of Sam's imagination here for his entertainment.
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regional manager: *walks by desk* regional manager: um regional manager: what are you doing sam: i'm watching big bang theory regional manager: at your desk sam: yes regional manager: at work sam: yes regional manager: we need to talk. sam: why. regional manager: why are you watching big bang theory sam: i don't know! it's terrible! regional manager: you could be watching like anything else sam: i already ran out of parks and rec regional manager: 30 rock? sam: burned out regional manager: yeah but .. big bang theory? sam: i know - what am i doing regional manager: community? sam: oh come on regional manager: watched every episode? sam: yes of course regional manager: good regional manager: but seriously regional manager: big bang theory sam: don't judge me regional manager: i'm going to write you up sam: we don't do writeups regional manager: we do now regional manager: writeups for watching big bang theory sam: oh come on regional manager: first offense is verbal warning regional manager: second offense is a clockwork orange style forced viewing of actually good tv regional manager: human resources will approve it regional manager: it's big bang theoryPosts: 15421 | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Lyrhawn: This thread just proves what I've suspected for a long time: We're all just figments of Sam's imagination here for his entertainment.
I knew there was something familiar about Sam.
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Although this does remind me that anagrams of my name can be rather amusing. Fran Dank would be a great pen name for a shlocky horror series, I think.
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hallo. i am danf rank. is traditcional name in old cultuore. am most unfartuonatley named man in univearse.
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liberalism is a mental disease; adolescent punks who never grow up past mommie and daddy issues who still beg for someone to pay for everything with the exclamation, "Its not FAIR!"
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quote:Originally posted by Occasional: liberalism is a mental disease; adolescent punks who never grow up past mommie and daddy issues who still beg for someone to pay for everything with the exclamation, "Its not FAIR!"
And it comes along with an innate ability to sense idiocy.
So, tell us, do you find that announcing that political opposition amounts to mental disease is helpful to you as an argumentative tactic? If not, why not?
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Is there a handy reference guide, because I'm losing track of who's a troll and who's just outspoken...
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quote:Originally posted by Occasional: liberalism is a mental disease; adolescent punks who never grow up past mommie and daddy issues who still beg for someone to pay for everything with the exclamation, "Its not FAIR!"
THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE. I'm sorry if you are still having trouble finding an isolated mormon compound to live on, but at least that gives us more of a chance to chat. I have been longing to ask you how your views on the likely post-US ethnoreligious american fracture and balkanization have changed over time. In your new estimation, will hyperconservative mormons such as yourself still control only about 1/5th of former American land holdings as a fundamentalist deseret theocracy, or do your new estimations show that you will end up controlling even more when secular america collapses. Also I genuinely want an explanation on what kind of dress code for females this mormon theocracy will legally enforce. There are so many details I want to ask about. Genuine questions. For realsies. Not joking.
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quote:Originally posted by Occasional: liberalism is a mental disease; adolescent punks who never grow up past mommie and daddy issues who still beg for someone to pay for everything with the exclamation, "Its not FAIR!"
THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE. I'm sorry if you are still having trouble finding an isolated mormon compound to live on, but at least that gives us more of a chance to chat. I have been longing to ask you how your views on the likely post-US ethnoreligious american fracture and balkanization have changed over time. In your new estimation, will hyperconservative mormons such as yourself still control only about 1/5th of former American land holdings as a fundamentalist deseret theocracy, or do your new estimations show that you will end up controlling even more when secular america collapses. Also I genuinely want an explanation on what kind of dress code for females this mormon theocracy will legally enforce. There are so many details I want to ask about. Genuine questions. For realsies. Not joking.
Sam, may I ask for your blessing to marry this post?
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Bio time: That is one specific type of refractory period. The male oxytocinal post-orgasmic refractory period. The term 'refractory period' is not specifically limited to that, and includes many such stimuli-based response downtimes throughout physiology and psychology
na na na naaaaaaa
quote:Sam, may I ask for your blessing to marry this post?
It has to be a group wedding so I can have vows exchanged for both you and the other married post.
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See this is a really for real serious thing. I do, legitimately, want a long-term session of questions with Occasional to figure out the real picture of what he wants for a deseret nation and how he expects it to come to be. There are SO many questions, because the image of what the right and proper new mormon nation is going to be. We know some snippets, such as to what extent divorce is going to be disallowed shy of abuse, and more importantly we know that Occasional has given the a-ok for state-sanctioned torture and that anything, including cutting off a prisoner's genitals, is alright for the purposes of extracting military information. So Occasional's deseret would have torture camps. But this still tells us so little about his vision of theocracy and to what extent it would be modeled, as he described, on the lessons of saudi arabian society, and "true" mormonism. I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE IT ITS FAIR CHANCE TO BE DESCRIBED IN FULL WITHOUT ERROR.
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