The bride says, "Give me a minute I would like to shower first."

Here husband replies, "Fine. But when you get out put these on." He tosses her a pair of his jeans.

She thinks the request odd, but she wants to please her husband. When she is done washing she pulls them up, does the buckle. They fall down around her ankles. She shuffles out of the bathrooom to show her husband. "Darling," She says, "these don't fit. I can't wear your pants."

He says, "That's right, You can't. I wear the pants in this house, remember that!"

Okay she thought. She gets out a pair of her panties, she tosses them at him. "Put these on."

He tries, he can't get them up past his knees. "Honey, I can't get into your panties." He says.

:raspberry:

cheers to that