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No. Not literally. My name is Patrick, not Paranoid.
I am starting to think that colds can be transmitted via web--or e-mail at least.
No one accept any e-mail from arriki. I have been bowl hugging sick ever since arriki e-mailed me that he has the flu.
OK. I know what you are all thinking--this time I am being literal, I am a mind reader--and yes I am crazy. But that is beside the point and has little to do with the facts.
The facts? Well, I haven't any at this time but you can bet I will. Right now I only have accusations.
You sneezed on your keyboard when typing that letter, didn't you, arriki!
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Nah. I'm thinking you're right (accept about the Arriki/gender thing). There's a thin psychic thread that connects when we communicate via the web, and it can send us vibes (that's why you're head feels fat and squishy when you get a lot of spam)and sick vibes are the worst. The thing is, you're vibe sick, not germ sick. But a virus is a virus, hey?
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I got a string of rejections so I sent my headcold attached to a post in the IB for President thread as a way at getting back at the world. Got a few more rejections since then. I wonder what will happen when I paste this bubonic plague to this one?
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Actually, I meant 'he' in a gender nuetral way. I really don't know what an arriki is, animal, mineral, man, woman, alien(probably this last, since that seems to be the predominant species in this space station.). On a side note I have noticed a trend where poeple writing columns use 'her' and 'she' in a general sort of way, in place of 'him' and 'he'. This is, of course, inappropriate. (Buckling up for hatemail.)
I apologize, profusely, if I have given any offence--to arriki, not to you aliens! :raspbery:
I have a hard time keeping track of any Hatrackers names and their real identities(probably, because I haven't met any of them in person. But mostly because I'm an imbecile.). I need a face to pin names to.
This is probably a good thing for two reasons. If I get a scalding critique I not only do not take it personal, I don't even remember who it was from. And, secondly, if the guys in white coats ever catch up with me I won't be able to name names. You know who you are!
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