Hatrack River Forum: What are your TRUE expectations of Bokonon?

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Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :

Was it something like this?

Well?

-Bok

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Apparently so. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Absolutely not. My expectations are to know you better and understand your true philosophic ideology of this level of understanding we're in (as DeCartez would've said).

Jonny

[ December 16, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

More of an old, fat, balding guy with a wheezy laugh. [Smile]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I expect Bokonon to taste like chocolate.

That's my expectation of everything today.

Apparently I'm chocolate-deprived.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I expect you to be non-chocolative, Worshirster! You remind me of my mother, she has a monthly addiction to it.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
Absolutely not. My expectations are to know you better and understand your true philosophic ideology of this level of understanding we're in (as DeCartez would've said).

Yeah, me too. Also, more pictures of you without your shirt on.

YOWZA!

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Damn, that's Bok? I need to be nicer to him.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

So your relations are based on looks? [No No]

Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :

KQ, here you go. Sumptuous Goodness

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

No kidding. Bok's smokin'. How did I not know this before?

[ December 16, 2004, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

No, my relations aren't based on that. My stalking habits are occasionally based on that, but since I stalk Jon Boy, you can tell even that isn't a hard and fast rule. [Wink]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
So your relations are based on looks?

Yes, all of them. Including my grandmother. If she doesn't stop the ravages of time pretty soon, I'm not going to be able to come over anymore.

Shame.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Am I the only TRULY decent man here? [Dont Know]

*Thinks about secrets he holds* Forget the previous sentence! [Angst]

Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :

Jon, just a tip, don't take half the things people say here seriously. [Wink]

After awhile you'll get the hang of when people are talking seriously and when they're being silly.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

If by 'decent' you mean 'unable to grasp and play along with the subtleties of banter' then I'd say: No, not the only one here. But the number is pretty small.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

Ralphie does make you feel like you're the only decent person around, yes.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I was being humorous.

The thing is that the smilies here are too serious.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I'm decent.

I had to get decent, because the UPS guy came today. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't be. [Wink]

Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :

Aaaand, of course Hatrack has to get used to your particular style of humor also. [Smile]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Not only Hatrack. I'd generalise it to 'Earth'.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
Ralphie does make you feel like you're the only decent person around, yes.

Compliment accepted.

Howard - Sorry, kid. I'm merciless. But you called me classic in another thread so I have to like you.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

::wonders about the secrets Jonathan holds::

::considers starting new thread to ask::

::realizes the dog sleeping under the computer table just let go the most god-awful fart::

::regains consciousness and wonders what she was talking about::

[ December 16, 2004, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

*Thinks this is a dream at 2 AM.*

*Goes to sleeeeeeeeep.*

*Wonders why he puts Full Stops at the end of these.*

*Wonders why he wrote Full Stops with a capital.*

*Attempts to chase out possessing soul.*

*Remembers he doesn't believe in that.*

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

So, Jonathan, what secrets do you hold?

I'm in need of another stalkee named Jon/Jonathan, are you up for it?

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I don't hold any secrets, except for 'true loves'. Oh, wait, I hold my atheism secret from some religious fanatics. And school teachers.

If you insist. Call me however you like, as long as it's not John, that makes me the PM of Australia.

Jonny

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Wow . . . Bok's a hottie . . .

Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :

[taunt] Bok is a hottie... Bok is a hottie... hottie... hottie... hottie hottie wottie.... [/taunt]

Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :

Um, folks? I'm the one on the left. I agree though, the gal on the left _is_ a hottie. And she's mine! Mine!!

Well, I guess you all answered the first question, so my follow up is...

Did you know Bok was a post whore?

-Bok

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Yes. A hot post whore. [Razz]

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

quote:
Um, folks? I'm the one on the left. I agree though, the gal on the left _is_ a hottie.

Huh. And I thought you were a guy.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

And, for no reason except that I want to: Let's eat Bok with Chicken [Evil Laugh]

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Bok's a guy.

quote:
Man, what about us 27-year-old male heterosexuals?

This board has gotten so bigotted lately...

-Bok

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

Yes, I know. I was making a joke. [Razz]

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Ah yes, jokes. Stress from finals killed the part of my brain that recognizes humor.

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

Can I call you blok?

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

El Jay looks like he's sucking her face.

Or that she's demented.

Something.

[Razz]

Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :

My true expectations are that ya gotta catch 'em all. When does your trading card come out?

space opera

Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :

Excuse me, but that is not me. I have never met Bok, and I am certainly not engaged to him.

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Dar. Thought it was you.

Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :

[Razz]

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

My expectation was to be there instead of Karen [Wink]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

I expected better of you, Bok.

::shakes head in dissapointment::

Hobbes [Smile]

[ December 17, 2004, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :

Doh, it's a left, then a right... Or was it right and a left?

Yeah, I'm an XY. And no, that isn't ElJay. I don't need to get those darn Methodists on my case! [Wink]

Hobbes, great. Now, not only am I a disappointment to my family and friends, but I am also a disappointment to my internet acquaintances...

-Bok

Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :

Kama, remind me again, your name is Polish for "tease", right?

-Bok

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

[Razz]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Bok,
Since our picnic, I truly believe that Kama called down the rain, just so she could display her hotness in wet clothes. Some people will use their powers for the darnedest things.