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Bokonon
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Was it something like this?

Well?

-Bok

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Apparently so. [Big Grin]
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Jonathan Howard
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Absolutely not. My expectations are to know you better and understand your true philosophic ideology of this level of understanding we're in (as DeCartez would've said).

Jonny

[ December 16, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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More of an old, fat, balding guy with a wheezy laugh. [Smile]
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I expect Bokonon to taste like chocolate.

That's my expectation of everything today.

Apparently I'm chocolate-deprived.

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Jonathan Howard
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I expect you to be non-chocolative, Worshirster! You remind me of my mother, she has a monthly addiction to it.
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Ralphie
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quote:
Absolutely not. My expectations are to know you better and understand your true philosophic ideology of this level of understanding we're in (as DeCartez would've said).
Yeah, me too. Also, more pictures of you without your shirt on.

YOWZA!

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Kayla
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Damn, that's Bok? I need to be nicer to him.
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Jonathan Howard
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So your relations are based on looks? [No No]
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KQ, here you go. Sumptuous Goodness
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No kidding. Bok's smokin'. How did I not know this before?

[ December 16, 2004, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Kayla
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No, my relations aren't based on that. My stalking habits are occasionally based on that, but since I stalk Jon Boy, you can tell even that isn't a hard and fast rule. [Wink]
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So your relations are based on looks?
Yes, all of them. Including my grandmother. If she doesn't stop the ravages of time pretty soon, I'm not going to be able to come over anymore.

Shame.

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Jonathan Howard
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Am I the only TRULY decent man here? [Dont Know]

*Thinks about secrets he holds* Forget the previous sentence! [Angst]

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beverly
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Jon, just a tip, don't take half the things people say here seriously. [Wink] After awhile you'll get the hang of when people are talking seriously and when they're being silly.
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If by 'decent' you mean 'unable to grasp and play along with the subtleties of banter' then I'd say: No, not the only one here. But the number is pretty small.
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Ralphie does make you feel like you're the only decent person around, yes.
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Jonathan Howard
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I was being humorous.

The thing is that the smilies here are too serious.

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I'm decent.

I had to get decent, because the UPS guy came today. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't be. [Wink]

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beverly
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Aaaand, of course Hatrack has to get used to your particular style of humor also. [Smile]
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Jonathan Howard
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Not only Hatrack. I'd generalise it to 'Earth'.
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Ralphie
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Ralphie does make you feel like you're the only decent person around, yes.
Compliment accepted.

Howard - Sorry, kid. I'm merciless. But you called me classic in another thread so I have to like you.

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Kayla
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::wonders about the secrets Jonathan holds::

::considers starting new thread to ask::

::realizes the dog sleeping under the computer table just let go the most god-awful fart::

::regains consciousness and wonders what she was talking about::

[ December 16, 2004, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Kayla ]

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Jonathan Howard
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*Thinks this is a dream at 2 AM.*

*Goes to sleeeeeeeeep.*

*Wonders why he puts Full Stops at the end of these.*

*Wonders why he wrote Full Stops with a capital.*

*Attempts to chase out possessing soul.*

*Remembers he doesn't believe in that.*

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Kayla
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So, Jonathan, what secrets do you hold?

I'm in need of another stalkee named Jon/Jonathan, are you up for it?

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Jonathan Howard
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I don't hold any secrets, except for 'true loves'. Oh, wait, I hold my atheism secret from some religious fanatics. And school teachers.

If you insist. Call me however you like, as long as it's not John, that makes me the PM of Australia.

Jonny

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Wow . . . Bok's a hottie . . .
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beverly
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[taunt] Bok is a hottie... Bok is a hottie... hottie... hottie... hottie hottie wottie.... [/taunt]
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Um, folks? I'm the one on the left. I agree though, the gal on the left _is_ a hottie. And she's mine! Mine!!

Well, I guess you all answered the first question, so my follow up is...

Did you know Bok was a post whore?

-Bok

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Yes. A hot post whore. [Razz]
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Um, folks? I'm the one on the left. I agree though, the gal on the left _is_ a hottie.
Huh. And I thought you were a guy.
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And, for no reason except that I want to: Let's eat Bok with Chicken [Evil Laugh]
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Bok's a guy.

quote:
Man, what about us 27-year-old male heterosexuals?

This board has gotten so bigotted lately...

-Bok


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Yes, I know. I was making a joke. [Razz]
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Ah yes, jokes. Stress from finals killed the part of my brain that recognizes humor.
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Can I call you blok?
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El Jay looks like he's sucking her face.

Or that she's demented.

Something.

[Razz]

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My true expectations are that ya gotta catch 'em all. When does your trading card come out?

space opera

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Excuse me, but that is not me. I have never met Bok, and I am certainly not engaged to him.
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Dar. Thought it was you.
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[Razz]
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My expectation was to be there instead of Karen [Wink]
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I expected better of you, Bok.

::shakes head in dissapointment::

Hobbes [Smile]

[ December 17, 2004, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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Bokonon
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Doh, it's a left, then a right... Or was it right and a left?

Yeah, I'm an XY. And no, that isn't ElJay. I don't need to get those darn Methodists on my case! [Wink]

Hobbes, great. Now, not only am I a disappointment to my family and friends, but I am also a disappointment to my internet acquaintances...

-Bok

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Kama, remind me again, your name is Polish for "tease", right?

-Bok

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[Razz]
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Bok,
Since our picnic, I truly believe that Kama called down the rain, just so she could display her hotness in wet clothes. Some people will use their powers for the darnedest things.

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