Okay, I've been inspired by Hobbes and lem. Here's the game. No one, including myself, will read past this post until a full page is completed. Just post on whatever topic you think the thread is about. When a page is complete, it will be opened for reading, but no one may read whatever page is currently being posted upon.
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Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Speed is an idiot.
No, no, the thread is about... eggs. Hard boiled eggs. No, poached! No, scrambled! No, wait!
Um, it's about The 13th Precinct, the movie. Or, um, Aladdin. Or The Jungle Book.
Er, garlic? Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
I'm not sure if I'll be able to not read it, but I'll try.
Anyway, I just watched an episode of Scrubs, and I must say that it rocked! Scrubs is definitely my favorite sit-com. Great acting, great dialogue, great music and a great balance of the serious and the funny.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
So how 'bout those Cubs?
(Isn't that the typical guy ice breaker?)
Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :
Aloha muchachos and chiquitas! Shalon bachurim vebachurot! Hello guys an' galls! Bonjour des garcons et des filles!
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
It's all about me... and my twisted love triangles.... I'm proud to say though, this year, I will behave at prom.... Oh yeah, and I'm in love with some one other than my date.
I also think this thread is about how much we're going to miss BC while he's gone... or the lack of sympathy that he'll get from us when he returns an even more mentally disturbed individual.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, I do not think Bo Bce's careerwill be hampered by hs contract. I just hope he can bring his former band members along on the ride with him. I am already a groupie of his, looking for the fan websites. Where are the t-shirts? The bumper stickers?
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
This thread will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
Posted by lem (Member # 6914) on :
doo doo doo da daa daa daa is all I want to say to you!
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Something about dinosaurs! Dinosaur eggs? Jurassic Park! Genetics! Genetic mutation! Mutants! X-Men! Random Utterances!
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I'm guessing it's the usual silliness, but I'll be glad to wait til page two to find out if I'm right.
In the meantime, I say, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I was serious about Abraham Lincoln in BC's final farewell thread.
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
But if the founding fathers had known the kind of movies Ashton Kutcher would make, they wouldn't have passed the first amendment.
Posted by Gryphonesse (Member # 6651) on :
but, but..
I HAD to read the first post to figure out what to do...
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Did you know it takes light millions of years to reach the surface of the Sun, coming from the center? And then a little over 8 minutes to come here.
Hobbes Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
I love my girlfriend! Just wanted to tell y'all Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :
Barbeque Chicken Wings are good but they shouldn't be burned to a hard crunchy shell. I hate it when you are all excited for some wings and then when your order comes up they are all nasty and dry. --
Posted by theamazeeaz (Member # 6970) on :
Man, I hate final papers. That's why I'm here right now. I don't want to write about the second half of the twentieth century and how the sixties was such an influence. I want to be home. Home sweet home. And I WANNA SEE STAR WARS, but I have exams.
::Whines::
Posted by Vána (Member # 6593) on :
Alright, I'm game.
I will assume that this is a birthday thread for Lime. Happy Birthday, sweetie! Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I was really sad to see Vonzell go, but I think it is right that Bo and Carrie are the finalists.
Carrie needs some more time on stage, but she will be a fabulous country singer. Bo has had years performing in front of an audience, usually an inebriated one, I would guess.
It was incredible that the two Lynyrd Skynyrd guys performed with him. Wow.
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
Get thee to the second page! Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
Anybody ever notice that a page can hold an awful lot of posts, and take a long dang time to fill up?
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
this thread is about moldymort's campain for the USA presidency!!
and cheddar cheese too.
Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
I found something kinda like that once. It had this thing with a thingie . . .
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
I'm highly tempted to post something shocking here, and then come back when the post count is at 48 and edit it out.
Edit: It's taking way too long, I'm not going to wait all the way to 48. Sorry 'bout that.
[ May 19, 2005, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
My son leaned over to me last night and said, "Vonzell is hot." He is eight. i had to inform him, with a straight face, that that was not appropriate for an eight year old to say.
"Sexy?"
Nope.
"Pretty?"
That's fine.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
*pies everyone*
Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :
Shudder, I HATE clowns.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
The weather here is pretty good too. It's usually sunny but rains almost every other day.
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
I'm going to get cavities if I keep eating this much sugar.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
This post is about pet lizards. They rock. Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
*sings a song about rivka washing her hair*
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, Speed, I respect your musical sense, but i think you are way off on this one. Carrie will not win.
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
So we can talk about Star Wars?
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
post!
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
This game doesn't seem to different from what I do with every other thread.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Yeah, Steely Dan is pretty cool.
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
I didn't read it, I swear!
but it did just get bumped... and I'm really curious...
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Hey! You cheated!
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
A thread for things people didn't read?
The Patriot Act. My novel. Tags on mattresses. The EULA for the last software you installed.
--Enigmatic
Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :
This is a fun idea. It reminds me of a game I think I heard it called The Psychiatrist. It's where you answer the question that the person before you was asked. There's my .02.
Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :
Okay, I'll bite. I won't post a whole topic on this, even though I could go on and on about it. But anyway, I think that my baby is the most beautiful little boy in the world.
But even as I say that, I hope every parent thinks the same thing about their baby. Because it is true, no matter the child.
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
She walked across the barren sands, the sun forcing water from her eyes. These weren't tears, no. He deserved no tears. Not today. She stooped over to pick up another bone so dry it offended her fingers, tucking it with the rest under her arm. Her work was far from over.
Posted by ? (Member # 2319) on :
Yeah, Smallville was pretty weird last night.
?
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
Hey, as long as no one can read this, I'm going to post all the lyrics to an entire copyrighted song.
quote: Listen!
-Rush: Didacts and Narpets
Eat that, RIAA! If you try to sue, then we'll know you cheated! Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
I accidently read quid's post as well.
But on eggs - I made egg salad for lunch yesterday and then decided I didn't want it.
Now my fridge smells of egg salad. Ick.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
My entire normal weekend routine is out the window... A school concert on Friday, a wedding and reception at the country club (ooh laa laa) on Saturday, and shopping at Ikea for new chairs on Sunday, then rescuing my children from my parents. No idea when I'll get things like laundry and grocery shopping squeezed in here...
Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :
All your base are belog to us
--j_k
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
Tiptoe through the tulips my little man. you can dance if you want to... oh yes, you can.
Posted by Griffin (Member # 7166) on :
I totally agree we should have signatures and avatars.
We went to a carnival tonight. It was a lot of fun. Our 2 year old had a lot of fun. She probably got to much candy though. I hope she goes to bed well, I'm tired.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
Can I read them now? Well I'm going to so there. Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
The CRAZINESS. ALL OF THE CRAZINESS. And whatnot.
Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :
Oh my gosh! What a cute baby! Great pics.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
This is an awful long thread for one no one's reading.
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
Last night I had a dream the burger king employee started spitting up blood in the back. He was sitting in a chair. I was yelling at the manager that someone needed to take my order, at the time. I was tired of waiting. She asked me what I was going to do about replacing him. I told her that's HER job. The spitting started then. She claimed she was sick, too. I told her she could have stayed home, too, then. And the place would run itself if she had ever been a good manager. Then he started bleeding in flowing sheets around his body. I told her to call 911.
I didn't order anything, after all.
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
I hate insomnia, with a passion.
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Daniel no sleepy last night. Daniel tired. Daniel tried to sleep... no luck. Daniel likes to randomly start talking in the third person. Alcon likes to do that too. They're weird aren't they?
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
Post post post...
They're changing lightbulbs.
We did spring cleaning back here around all the desks. Woo.
-Katarain
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Finally, page 2!!!
Yep, this is better than the Random Thoughts thread =) Although it looked like a few people cheated...
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
I, too, would like a pizza.
Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :
My son is getting paid to scoop horse poop at the Viking Fest tomorrow.
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
Listen, I don't care if it is Doogie's birthday--it shouldn't be a national holiday!
Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :
My kids are so cute. I love it when I 5 month old grins at me!
![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif)
![[Dont Know]](graemlins/dontknow.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[Mad]](mad.gif)
![[Evil Laugh]](graemlins/evillaugh.gif)
Eat that, RIAA! If you try to sue, then we'll know you cheated! ![[Frown]](frown.gif)