Only Haiku posts In the Hatrack Haiku thread (Just because we can)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Vegetable photos A/C installation threads; Summer on Hatrack
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Begging the Question, Googlethon Competitions -- Does OSC care?
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Many words are typed Few people choose to read them Before they respond.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
dkw and Bob_Scopatz are in love a marriage haiku
Got five syllables in only three small letters. How awesome is that?
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
Land of the Straw Man Lots of Red Herrings As Well Welcome To Hatrack
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Room of abstract folk enjoyable distraction Where does the time go?
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Anywhere I post The frothy discussion calms And the bubbles sink.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
advice for robots not a thread killer at all just the way they fall
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Unique to Hatrack: (thanks to advice for robots) graemlin syllables!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Christian Scientists, JW's, LDS, and Orthodox Jews
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Tante Shvester loves her haikus. Does anyone wish that she would stop?
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
It's only Tuesday. What a long week this will be. I am tired already.
Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
Strong and pretty tree. Guardian of the Forest. I'm writing on you.
I wrote this one in 7th grade.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Tuesday already?! Crap! I have an assignment Due before Friday!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
afr, you bum! Do your homework, or else you're grounded from Hatrack!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote: Strong and pretty tree. Guardian of the Forest. I'm writing on you.
I wrote this one in 7th grade.
I wrote this one in nursing school:
Your IV splattered like red maple leaves shining on rain-wet pavement.
Posted by Troubadour (Member # 83) on :
I've started a thread My true frustration is vented My post holds no rage
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
A perfect math score But when writing a haiku I count on fingers
Though no one else does My post needs a signature Love, Enigmatic
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
Does anyone here Remember an awesome thread With Uruk-Haiku?
Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :
If truth was Haiku Phrased in golden-silverblue Would we ever see?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Yellow for comfort Blue for meaningful debate Priceless user names
Individuals Rising and falling in ranks I'm falling down fast.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Humidity rich and warm, surrounding me like a mother's embrace.
Posted by Hamson (Member # 7808) on :
Yawning very loud Now about to fall asleep Climb into my bed
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Humanity defined By helping out, but who needs My help in heaven?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
People are living, Needing help as they take steps I live by helping.
My happiness comes By offering a kind hand And I feel fulfilled
Car on the road side I have time, and I slow down. Knife in the darkness.
Humanity defined By helping out, but who needs My help in heaven?
Flashing red lights, Sirens come to the rescue. I will live longer.
But can I be saved? Heaven is death sentence For people like me.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hokey Smokes, T_Smith! That's the scariest haiku! Will you be all right? Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Not a true story, Just a reflection on life And my fears of death.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
A sigh of relief is the breath of life that has been held in too long. Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
This thread's getting deep And as fluff cannot swim well I will not risk it.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
imogen, jump in! this thread is as fluffy as you wish it to be.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Looked into a pool And saw my own reflection Staring up at me
A friend looked again And saw the deep dark wonders Golden imaginations.
I realized that day That because he looked again He knew the pools depth.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
scottneb is teh cool some call him "Haiku Master" but that's uber nuts!
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
saxon75 has trademarked the great "Right On!" others may not use
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
When Papa says and rivka gives us her , I just Hatrack.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I have seen scottneb, And judging what I have seen He's a haiku sith.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Scottneb makes life from Haiku mitichondrians? Move over Vader!
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
The sun shines through trees Eyes strain to see the great sky Clouds consume the blue.
:raises the roof:
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Scratchy throat, sneezing -- is it allergies or is it a summer cold?
Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
July 16th comes. I'm desperately waiting. Who's the Half Blood Prince?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Subway platforms reek, melted gum stuck to my shoe NYC summer.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
L33+ li++l3 H@x0r, Hatrack knows not what you say. Use good grammar please.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hagrid's half giant Perhaps Royal Giant stock? My guess is, he's it.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
All of these haiku Really increase my postcount. Landmark here I come.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Almost a full year To write of a Russian day Did I lose my fan? Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
You beat me to it I wanted to come up with A Hagrid haiku
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:there were many cops on the subway this morning what was going on?
Orange alerts cause jaded New Yorkers to look over their shoulders
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Mandible remus zygomaticus ethmoid (anatomy test)
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
The Haiku
Imagery is Key As are poignant Nature scenes With much left unsaid
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
For Classic Haiku, Katarain's critique's correct. But this is Hatrack!
Levity trumps rules verbosity trumps talent on Hatrack forums.
Posted by Katarain (Member # 6659) on :
Break the rules, but please Educate the ignorant When we all are done.
That sucked.
-Katarain
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
A red tile mosaic bird house painted pearly white All done on this day
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
When cherry blossoms fall the colors remind me of Pink Gatorade
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
This thread reminds me of That old Uruk-Haiku thread Those were happy times.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mr.Funny:
Does anyone here Remember an awesome thread With Uruk-Haiku?
quote: Originally posted by Teshi:
This thread reminds me of That old Uruk-Haiku thread Those were happy times.
Teshi, when posting a novel idea, it's good to be the first one.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
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Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
How bratty of you to post your haiku without the decoder site. Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Man at tree waving To a passerby walking Is it taleswapper?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Bright slash of green light and an Earth-trembling roar (I had to re-boot).
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Charcoal skies at noon distant rumbling approaching a Crash! The deluge.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thick air, breezes like a lover's exhalations, and, Oh! cool raindrops.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Flowers trembling, bent, Puddles seersucker-dappled The sweet taste of rain
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
Mesquite bow to wind Tumultuous thunder reigns On desert domain
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
Jagged lightning strokes Jagged peak. Passion rises to conflagration
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Newbie Uprooted Digs Haiku and dobie threads Is that sad or what?
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
Stop. Go. Stop. Go. Stop. The Third Accident Today That's I-880
Rubberneck All Day You Never See The Gross Stuff Yet Traffic Still Stops
Gets Your Attention Twisted Steel and Flashing Lights Like You See Most Days
Impatient. Urgent. Should Have Gone Before I Left. I Hate My Commute.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Monday again. Dang. The weeks pass, but never change. Still I get older.
Posted by SoberTillNoon (Member # 6170) on :
All of these hikus Some are kind of funny too How long will it last?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
As long as Tante has Haiku in her system this thread will live on.
Posted by Choobak (Member # 7083) on :
the life runs along the river under the sun of summer.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Foggy morning mists embroider spiderwebs with strings of precious jewels.
The thrushes rejoice and cicadas sing love songs; sunlight pierces clouds.
Ceiling fans attempt to stir too-heavy air, but the stillness remains.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Icy black brooke falls Jagged rocks and crystal snow Starts high and ends low.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
It's so much colder in T_Smith's haiku; could I come to visit soon?
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
Falling from a plane Years tick by and pick up speed Have not hit ground yet
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
quote:Teshi, when posting a novel idea, it's good to be the first one.
Sometimes you gotta Leap before you look, y'know? And that's what I did.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You keep leapin', hon; on Hatrack, you can bet on pretty safe landings.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hot air in August -- like a cool breeze compared to nominee hearings
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
King of Men disdains the Hatrackers, but still we always find him here.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
A summer haircut is the tonic that yields cool breezes on my neck.
Posted by Sid Meier (Member # 6965) on :
I am Brilliant You are Not But we can still have brunch.
(Sorry in advance if that offended someone Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
I like the squirrel. Do you want tasty cookies? Hatrack is silly.
Posted by racingbird (Member # 8400) on :
We're in the process of moving-- so these are courtesy of me and my husband.
Taped the china box I just found a champagne flute in the dishwasher * What is in this box? Where is my inventory? God, I hate to move * new box all taped up Where is the blue sharpie pen? Only one that writes * clear packing tape roll end stuck down invisibly many cuss words fly * This box almost full Why is there never a thing to fill that square space? * We have many books. Will we also have many hernias to come? * Packing in advance Why do I want to pack the toaster so badly? * Can we pack these yet? No, we'll need them for showers. Towels are important. * Wow, look what I found! So that is where that toy went under the bookshelf. * It would be helpful if we could put the kids in and tape the box shut Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Multiplex Haiku
From sun's blinding glare to cool darkness -- cell phones off! The movie's starting.
[ July 31, 2005, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Tante Shvester ]
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Multiplex Haiku II
Spartan Antarctic Quiet beauty broken by The next screen over
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
In still summer heat Rumblings of thunder herald More humidity.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
After the storm clears grey sheets of fog lift wraith-like from steaming pavement
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Iridescent shines the flock of squawking grackles splashing in puddles.
Posted by The Amazing Squirrel Boy (Member # 5158) on :
Post-whoring wonder Does she ever sleep? I ask She'll pass us all soon.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Oopsie, that was me Switching names was once easy I pine for those days
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hey! Watch yer language! And BOW before the Queen of Prolificity!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
So it's Jon Boy who's The Amazing Squirrel Boy; Should I be surprised?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Haiku thread is back A most pleasant diversion As twilight deepens.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"Haikus" didn't leave; Just dozed languidly in the Sultry August heat.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Some roses are red Violets are a shade of blue Haiku doesn't rhyme.
(or if you pronounce "violets" with three syllables:)
Some roses are red Violets are kinda blue Haiku doesn't rhyme.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
starLisa makes me lol, but I'm not sure why that should be so.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Had fish for dinner not that anyone else should really care about that.
Mild, dredged in bread crumbs, served with mom's home-canned green beans and some egg noodles
I'm not a poet or that would have been poignant instead of just lame.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Not 8:36! I can't really have wasted A whole day like this!
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Lazy, avoiding the things I know I should do. Posting here instead.
Posted by Kitsune (Member # 8290) on :
Summer is over I'm looking for a reason to not hate high school.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Multiplex Haiku III
I smell some old feet and something that may be pee. Please pass the popcorn.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Now I must go do the things I was avoiding and I'm so sleepy.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Haiku is boring Limericks are much more fun Even dirty ones
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
(curtesy of a friend of mine)
There once was a man From Peru whose limericks Looked like haiku - he
Said with a laugh, "I Cut them in half; the pay is Much better for two."
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
starLisa is silly!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Inspired!
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Inspired I'm not Headache causes flashing lights I want to throw up.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
StarLisa's is awesome! Combining two types reminds me of the palindrome haiku from KoL:
Oh, evil Satan Oscillate my metallic Sonatas live. Ho!
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
I held the bucket, gave quid some excedrin and quid puked on my shoe.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Goodnight, sweet Hatrack. I'll see you in the morning for my daily fix.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Sorry about that Treason, my aim isn't good Excedrin don't work.
Ibuprofen and tramadol are my friends, yes! Thank you, ketchupqueen!
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
X-ray showed my leg No apparent problems shown It still hurts like hell
MRI showed bulge Sacro-lumbar disc, they say Annular tear, too
Got an allergy Ibubrofen gives me hives Tramadol instead
Doesn't do a thing T3 does, but knocks me out Zonked for half a day
Lawyers have the case It's an elevator joke "Otis going down".
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
starLisa's leg hurts But I didn't get the joke about the Otis
Ibuprofen rocks I'm sorry you can't use it How about Aleve?
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Haikus are weïrd, I don't see the god-damned point Of playing the game;
If I had an option Of writing one with my choice Of meter and rhyme -
Jonathan Howard, I'm sick of your attitude. Why not be a mentch?
I don't get you, Tante, The irony was stated But you missed it then:
You see, after all, I played in this little game Although I'm no fan;
So give me a break, I was being mature-like A great haiku-mensch.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Haikus don't have multiple stanzas! Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Jon Boy is upset at the length of these haikus. We tremble in fear!
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I just quit my job, (Well, one of them, anyway), And now I can breathe.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
Jon Boy makes up rules Looking for a cause to kvetch Just pay him no mind
Posted by Sartorius (Member # 7696) on :
And notice his post Only has one measley line Not the required three
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
You got something wrong, Line three has six syllables, Inappropriate!
Posted by Dobbie (Member # 3881) on :
A poem must have a "kigo" or season word to be a haiku.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
My host mom called me kabochan but I was not a pumpkin baby.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by starLisa: Jon Boy makes up rules Looking for a cause to kvetch Just pay him no mind
I'm pretty sure it was the Japanese who made up the rules for haikus. I'm just the messenger.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Jon Boy picks to much. Winter, there is a season Hatracker Dobbie.
That haiku was bad, but it's the best I could do on such short notice.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
These haikus are weird: I think they lose much meaning When not in Japanese.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Headache, oh headache, Begone, useless splitting pain Spawn of the devil!
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
*sends quid some advil* Soon you will be free of pain. Feel better, my friend.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
A fresh zephyr brings Cool nights, new shoes, school buses, And a quiet house.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
La la la, she said. Further, nu nu-la ti da. M N O P? Yes.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
bun, can you translate your haiku? I have no clue what you mean to say.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
It was very late. Bunbun became slap happy tapping on the keys.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
I'm awestuck by you, For you have weird statements And no one understands.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Howard: I'm awestuck by you, For you have weird statements And no one understands.
Jonathan Howard, Those who live in glass houses Ought not to throw stones.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Really great haiku Tante! I laughed my butt off.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Time to leave Hatrack, for only a little bit. Movie-boyfriend time.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
Pingpong, whiffle soft Tennis base bucky golf foot. This one is all balls.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Oh, you stupid door! Why'd you crush my little toe? Man, that really hurts!
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Monsoon weather here Rain falls like buckets from sky Mosquitoes breed fast.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Why can't I ever stop playing World of Warcraft? I crave sleep badly.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Kicks Treason to bed Know you that games waste your time? Hands Treason stuffed bear.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Ah, Worlds of Warcraft. I want to delete that game From my man's machine.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
My man has not yet Installed the game of the beast Help him if he does.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Preity Zinta Shahrukh Khan in Veer Zaara Bollywood rocks on!
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Quid, keep him away From it as long as you can. It sucks men in fast.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Women too, I'd say. I only started last week now I'm level ten.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
That is likely true; (That's why I haven't played yet-- I'd get sucked in, too!)
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Sorry for you, Meg, No-one earns such fate like this, Even more so you!
EDIT:
Didn't see Page Four, And so my comment's faulty, Take't in good spirit.
[ September 06, 2005, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Have I killed this thread? Have I, have I killed this thread? Have I killed this thread?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Suuuure you did, JH. We were awed by your haiku So we all gave up.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Bullshit, bullshit, crap: There's no awe in lame haikus, Don't you flatter me.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
This will be the post that puts me at four hundred. Hooray for me. Woot!
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
By the way, I liked "Bullshit, bullshit, crap" Haiku. It made me laugh hard.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Thank you, Treason, much! Though I wouldn't be like you, THEY would have me hanged.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Oh profanity That lame excuse for language That makes you look dumb.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
But still amuses me-makes me giggle and grin. Potty jokes are fun!
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Bad haiku bad bad bad terrible bad haiku This is bad times two.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Plotting, creating, Making characters do stuff, Writing. Much hard work.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
This is losing form, We are writing like Tarzan, Words here make no sense.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Tonto and Tarzan: "Kemo Sabi, Ungawa, Haiku Thread Heap Good"
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
What the bugger's that? I speak English, yet I can't Get what you just said.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Eye exam. Glasses, With clip-on sunglasses. Cool. Cataracts? Oh crap!
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of The Lord (oh, yeah, sure!) -
He is trampling out Vintage where the grapes of wrath Are stored (grapes galore!);
He hath loosed the fate- -ful lightning of his ter- -rible swift sword (wow!),
His truth is marching On (not off. Get that, you twit, His truth on marches now).
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Umm, Jonathan H? I just don't know what to say glory glory hal . . .
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Jon- Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Twin beams aimed skyward and a half moon looming low -- New York, Sunday night.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Curry-scented steam wafts warmly from open doors: Indian summer.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Mmm, curried pumpkin Savory and delicious Mouth watering taste.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
How's the rhythm done? Iambs, Trochees, Anapaests, Miscellaneöus?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Sore throat, stuffy nose, "Atchoo! Atchoo!" "Gesundheit!" Back to school season.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
My nose ran all day and in the afternoon it laid down for a nap.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Poor Tante, so sick. Sneezing and coughing-not fun! Feel better soon Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
Venerable art Why do you take such abuse? Poets spin in graves.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Headaches and eyestrain Head spins in all directions Enough is enough!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sterling: Venerable art Why do you take such abuse? Poets spin in graves.
quote:Sore throat, stuffy nose, "Atchoo! Atchoo!" "Gesundheit!" Back to school season.
Hey --mine had that "seasonal reference" thing. And if cold symptoms aren't a natural phenomena, then I don't know what is. (still feeling yucky)
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
It seems that quid has ever so many headaches. Have you seen a Doc?
My poetry is so wrong and wooden, I fear. Sterling, I have fun!
I do not care if my poetry sounds silly. I like to write it.
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
quote:Originally posted by Treason: It seems that quid has ever so many headaches. Have you seen a Doc?
My poetry is so wrong and wooden, I fear. Sterling, I have fun!
I do not care if my poetry sounds silly. I like to write it.
Please take no offense I am only poking fun Poet, I am not
English is a tongue That was not made for haiku All sound slightly off
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
No offense taken. I know 'twas only teasing. I love bad poems!
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Maid didn't show up Livingroom filthy dirty Fire her sorry ass!
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Fully Functional? Not yet. Looking for light fare. Good Morning, Hatrack!
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Good Ev'ning, Hatrack! Livingroom clean, sanity - Blessed sanity!
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Up too late again, I can't seem to fall asleep. Must be computer.
I cheat on haiku, Throw away words that don't fit. Sound like "No english"
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Lack of sleep, headache. Sister, niece, nephew arrive From halfway round world.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Syacmore leaves crunch underfoot as I walk through evening's long shadows.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
Tante, she always surprises me with her wit and posting power.
Tante's haikus are always good, sometimes funny that one was pretty.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Apple scented days: Amidst the sun-dappled green, A flash of crimson.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Evening falls cool/crisp Too-full pumpkin moon rises Night winds stir the pines.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Yellow buses fill with gigglegirls, posingboys, and soggy lunches.
Heavy footed boys trudge to school in the morning fly so lightly home.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Serenity, for you I have waited a long time. Take me to blackness.
(I'm in a poetic mood)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Sukkos Haiku
Families sleep in rickety shacks behind their million dollar homes
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
I hope Tante has a big million dollar home because I sure don't
The rickety shack resembles my home more than anything else does
I exaggerate just so I can write haiku alarmingly bad
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
It's no McMansion, but it's got indoor plumbing and the internet.
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
I can't believe that someone else is still awake my jaw dropped open
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Autumn Morning Drive
Russet crimson gold reflecting off the glass-smooth Raritan River
Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
Baseball is over I can't wait until Spring I love the Angels
Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
The war in Iraq continues unabated I still pray for peace.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Train Conductor Haiku
Passengers will please Refrain from loud music or Spitting on the train.
(I really heard this!) Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Insomnia. Sleep deprivation, onward ho! Hallucinations.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Love the train haiku Spitting sounds almost seren if the meter's right.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Seren is no word. Serene is what I wanted but I cannot type.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
They say with snowflakes No two are ever alike. Who is checking that?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
After the Office Gift Exchange
The air is nauseous With the mingling fumes of Our scented candles.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Winter-bright eyes and Rosy cheeks. Frozen fingers Crave hot chocolate.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
It's Valentine's Day: Everywhere hearts and roses. May true love find you.
If true love is scarce then chocolate will do nicely a sweet subsitute.
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
Love is all I need, Don't get me anything, Dear Maybe Chocolates.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Mourning doves cooing at winter's dawn leave peace sign footprints in the snow.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hello all, I'm back I've returned to astonish with a short poem
It's called a Haiku I know that you know of them So please, please enjoy.
Haikus are a drink At the Giant's Shadow Bar I make the best ones.
You should try one there. They're non-alcoholic At least my kind are.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
It’s like how it is I realize it myself On each years last day
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Haikus are good drinks at the bar on this forum You should go try one!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:A twist of lemon: the only adornment for the perfect Haiku.
But the Haiku IS a drink! Vodka, Vermouth, and a twist of lemon.
Posted by xxsockeh (Member # 9186) on :
This is our Hatrack Feel free to hang up your hat Enjoy your stay here
(Yeah, I'm a crappy Haiku-er.)
Posted by xxsockeh (Member # 9186) on :
It's Hatrack-time now So let's all gather round, and Discuss OSC
Posted by xxsockeh (Member # 9186) on :
Sit 'round the campfire Sing a song of Hatrack-ness Eat, Drink, Be Merry
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Some of us leave work Merely aiming for our homes; Others see visions.
Clouds on a black sky Rim a starry starry map: North America.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
Hatrack went away and when it came back to us the time was not right.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I see what you mean it's just 5:45 now my last post time's wrong.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Soon Tante Shvester Will have more posts than I do. How long to pass Bob?
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
A headache. The pain. Insomnia cursed fool Sleep perchance to dream.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I don't want to work or make lunch for tomorrow. So Haiku instead.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Blogging. Get caught up. Fahim's Wobbler Army. What? The boy is insane.
Posted by Pinky (Member # 9161) on :
Did not sleep last night, I'm tired and exhausted. Where is my coffee?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Still haven't done it and--crap!--I am still awake. I must go to bed.
Posted by citadel (Member # 8367) on :
Haiku? Don't get it! Meaningless form no pattern Somebody please help
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Citadel claims he Does not understand haiku Yet he got it right?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I love that Hatrack is such a haiku-loving place. You guys rock on!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Icarus: Soon Tante Shvester Will have more posts than I do. How long to pass Bob?
Watch your back, Icky! A Hatrack phenomenon is gaining on you.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: Some of us leave work Merely aiming for our homes; Others see visions.
Clouds on a black sky Rim a starry starry map: North America.
Uprooted's homage makes me blush and grin. Is it getting warm in here?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Rehearsal five days every week. Now I'm tired. When does work get done?
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Must sew shalwaar. Finish pattern first. Hot, tired, Maybe a shower?
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Sewing lots of pink Femininity returned? It is curious.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Menopause IS quite feminine. You rarely see guys with hot flashes.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I get hot flashes in my table saw sometimes when the wood is tough.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Hadn't thought of that. Thank you much, Tante Shvester Reminders are good.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Pink shalwaar is done Next cut out crinkly fabric Pink, purple, yellow.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Pink shalwaar is done Next cut out crinkly fabric Pink, purple, yellow.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Crinkly fabric shrunk. What to do? Oh, what to do? Stretch it out, my dear!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
His sputum went SPLAT Right at my feet as I passed Him on the sidewalk.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
That was really gross did you voice your displeasure at his uncouthness?
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
Reemerging here older threads reappearing retain interest.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Really big spiders Lurch across walls and ceilings Freak me out! Kill them!
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Sputum and spiders Is there a trend towards the gross Here at Hatrack Haikus?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
The DaVinci Code Is really addictive; no work done today.
It's only a book so when I finish with it back to work for me
However, Hatrack is ALWAYS here to tempt me away from duties.
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Duties! Fahim loves that Word, is entertained by it. I do not know why. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Gardener's Lament
Crepuscular deer feast on my arborvitae -- their twilight buffet
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Al Fresco Lament
Ants swarm in frenzy bringing picnic feasts to their colonial home.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
The wren is small, but Chest puffed out, with tail bobbing His song is quite large.
I miss these haikus; I'm sure you can do better, so I bumped this thread.
(Edited to add missing syllable )
[ May 29, 2006, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Oh no, top of page! Now everyone who visits sees my lame attempts.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I do laugh at you, But it is a mask for shame: My haiku sucks too.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Blossoms fall from boughs Golden dandelions shine Summer conquers Spring
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Memorial Day Flags, picnics, parades, and work (at time-and-a-half!)
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Floors and walls are clean; Validation! Silent, still. Outside, the birds sing.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
The steel-gray Hudson blushes coral, shimmers gold Palisades sunset.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
The Empire State, Citicorp, Chrysler Building: Skyscraper profiles
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
The house lights fade out as stage lights illuminate Manhattan's skyline.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Across the Hudson, sunrise over Manhattan. Poignant Fall morning.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Across the clutter My desk upon a Friday Trees died for this mess.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hemoglobin red Maple leaves splattered on grass In shotgun carnage.
November rainstorm Red maple shivers, naked, Standing in spilt blood.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Tante's way too good At writing these damned haikus I'm really jealous.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Controversial thread We agree to disagree Until the next time
Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :
Silence descends here Rain against the window pane, Washes me away.
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
Lurking in shadows Reading every post twice Time to join the fun
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Bad news settles in Rainy gloomy dark cloud to color my day
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Fresh blood game for sport Anti_maven. Maven Aunt? Welcome in, lets play.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Set my strongest spell Uses all of my MP I just pwned you n00b.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Toad, what is MP? Perhaps "magical powers" in an online game?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
MP, Manna Points Your personal magic store This proves I'm a nerd.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
When New York gets gas It blames New Jersey, despite Sounds of a Bronx cheer.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I was just thinking About this thread, doncha know. I missed it dearly.
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
Fun to write haikus If you can remember the Number of syllables you have to use in the last line.
Oops.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Ice tinkles to earth Laminating my world view Glistening death trap.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A tree, the ice, rot A tree falls in the forest. Sound, and tears, are made.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
passing consciousness rushing to oblivion eternally lost
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
We play tag, the bus and I; sometimes I catch it. Never when it rains.
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
Paracetamol, water and analgesic. A lonely supper.
Posted by Liz B (Member # 8238) on :
Winter storm warning Prefigures coming snow days: I love Paul Kocin*.
*the Weather Channel's winter weather expert
Posted by JumboWumbo (Member # 10047) on :
In San Deigo The weather treats us nicely The sun smiles down
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Winter, Ice and Snow water water, everywhere Grey and black, my drink.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Grateful am I now Black and grey are bad, I know No yellow is there.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
Each season laments the brilliant frigid darkness but for me, it's home.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Pink hearts and chocolates Spilling from the drugstore racks Hallmark dictates love.
Posted by Liz B (Member # 8238) on :
Superintendent's name is cursed; snow falls all day but there's no snow day.
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
Hallmark used to say: "Part of me is what I give" Yes! An arm and leg.
Like to think that love Longer lasts than card's discard Or weight gained from See's.
Posted by JumboWumbo (Member # 10047) on :
This thread thread has called for An imminent revival Please haiku away
Posted by happysmiley (Member # 9703) on :
(a haiku I made for English because i couldn't figure out what to write about)
Don't have a topic So i will write a Haiku Cause it's easy
Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :
i'm staying up late bumping threads like a ninja yeah i'm that awesome Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Flinging my winter Garment of repentance on The last hour of Spring.
City lights sparkle On a moonless summer night -- Diamonds on velvet.
Bare skin glistens bronze Toes peek out from sandal straps And hairdos frizzle.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Shadows on roses Work tomorrow slinks closer I need the silly
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
Today is Summer; longest day of the year and ninety five degrees.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
past participles perfunctorily preaching to pernicious peers
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Voting on Tuesday Hoping your candidate wins Crossing your fingers
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 e leven 12 13
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Kind of lame, really Counting up the syllables To make your words fit
Give me limericks The dirtier the better Or commercial ads
Or even blank verse Which has no rhyme or rhythm But still beats Haiku
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Skin cells. Eyebrow hairs. Bacteria. Fluorescent light. Sandwich cookie crumbs.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Dirty limericks are against the terms of service . . . Start a blank verse thread.
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
I say limerick Pronounced with three syllables You only use two?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Paper ballot mocks Clinton, McCain, Mitt, Obama Where is Peace on Earth?
Posted by Threads (Member # 10863) on :
Limerick is most Certainly three syllables Though two sounds alright
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
Barak obama good number of syllables to fit my haiku
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
Ani_Maven Good one, At least I thought so Hope this is too
Posted by sylvrdragon (Member # 3332) on :
Nothing is better Than maniacal laughter From complete silence
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Barak Obama Hillary Rodham Clinton I hope they both lose
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I had a feeling My choice of "lim-rick" might spark a small debate
It's true, though. I do say it with two syllables and not "lim-er-ick."
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Republican votes in my red state of Georgia favored Huckabee
But the Democrats Clearly favored Obama over Hillary
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
I have an inkling that Lisa is not going to vote democrat
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
Nice work Uprooted I really like that yours rhyme Unintentional?
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: I had a feeling My choice of "lim-rick" might spark a small debate
It's true, though. I do say it with two syllables and not "lim-er-ick."
I think you goofed there "My choice of 'lim-rick' might" is One syllable short
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
The only reason I voted Republican Was Ron Paul's campaign
Libertarian But not an LP joker What else could I do?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lisa: [QUOTE]I think you goofed there "My choice of 'lim-rick' might" is One syllable short
Here, fixed it for you: "That my choice of 'lim-rick' might" Any improvement?
Of course you are right Obviously my fingers don't know how to count
Made the same mistake once in this thread already. Think I should give up?
(And no, the mistake was not in the quoted line but elsewhere on page.)
(oh, and Huckabee does rhyme with Hillary, doesn't it? Unintentional.)
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: (Huckabee does rhyme with Hillary, doesn't it? Unintentional.)
I fixed that for you Please excuse the presumption (She said, kiddingly)
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by advice for robots: Skin cells. Eyebrow hairs. Bacteria. Fluorescent light. Sandwich cookie crumbs.
Very nice.
And all the multi-stanza haikus are an abomination. And to quote The Tick: "You call that a haiku?! He's just counting syllables!"
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
Lisa, you'll be glad to know Paul won a whole county. One. Lincoln Minnesota.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Honestly, Jon Boy We're just having some fun here. Lighten up, okay?
Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dragon: Lisa, you'll be glad to know Paul won a whole county. One. Lincoln Minnesota.
Five, eight and seven? That isn't a Haiku, dude (And he can still win)
Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :
Who am I, you ask? I'm only here for one thread. Begging the Question.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: Honestly, Jon Boy We're just having some fun here. Lighten up, okay?
No. Posted by Lisa (Member # 8384) on :
Jon Boy the spoilsport Shouldn't come into this thread If it bothers him
Posted by Steve_G (Member # 10101) on :
frozen boys tumble the enemies gate is down Ender's Game, The Game
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
Haikus from jonboy, five syllables, then seven and then just five more
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
The rasping cry of Lust! Lust! Lust! -- a desperate cicada clamor.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Moist, warm, and drowsy, Tomatoes engorge In summer's caress.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
My interview suit looks so professional, but it's sweaty inside.
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
Murmurs surround me The sounds of workers working The noise provokes guilt
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Spruce trees sparkle and City sidewalks glisten with Frozen gobs of spit.
Posted by Armoth (Member # 4752) on :
Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Refrigerator Seems so redundant when there's Frigid air outdoors.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Winter weather makes Breath billow in clouds just like Cartoon speech bubbles.
Posted by Sean Monahan (Member # 9334) on :
A comedian, A noble occupation, Making strangers laugh.
Can't help but ask why? You'll always be remembered... Mitchell Lee, goodbye.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Glad I'm home right now. This house is kept warm unlike My school apartment.
[ December 08, 2008, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Flaming Toad on a Stick ]
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
School apartment, eh? Haven't been to school in weeks. Might as well be warm.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
Eight, twelve, two K eight. Message edited by me: FToaS.
[ December 08, 2008, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Flaming Toad on a Stick ]
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
A cut child finger Wrapped in gauze and pink rubber Doesn't hurt at all
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Hacking coughing throat Sore red nose and fever chills Hot mint tea feels nice.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Poor Uprooted! Sounds Like you have an awful cold. Have some chicken soup.
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
I could use some too Cold superimposed on strep My tonsils aflame
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Streptococcus and Rhinovirus partying Inside your sinus.
Simmer the chicken, celery, carrots, onions In a pot of love.
Posted by AirLightTimeSpace (Member # 11806) on :
my margarita keeps me warm at 6am oh the life i lead
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Does the mockingbird mock, or is its repertoire a birdsong homage?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
New Jersey Turnpike: Take Exit 11 to Garden State Parkway.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
When morning fog shrouds New York, Jersey can't see the Empire State Building.
Posted by Raventhief (Member # 9002) on :
6 am is not When I wish to awaken. Cursed early class.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Gotta love Jersey! Every single exit has its own shopping mall.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
The Sweet spring music The trumpeting of noses. Allergy season.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I am fine. And you? We nod and sink our teeth in Unspoken feeling.
Posted by RivalOfTheRose (Member # 11535) on :
my master awaits she comes home at 6 o clock do you love your wife?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Nothing new to add I came in here to waste time I love the fluff threads
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Knock, knock. Who is there? I say 'hike', you say 'hike who?' My new fav'rite joke.
Posted by The White Whale (Member # 6594) on :
The tan and white and gray are not as warm as I seem to remember.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
Hike who?
Bob
Posted by Geraine (Member # 9913) on :
Sing a song, now dance Don't make me beat you again I really like cheese
(My brother told me this haiku when he was 5. It is still my favorite)
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Procrastination Butt glued to the rolling chair Castle languishes
Posted by Raventhief (Member # 9002) on :
My neck hurts again Pulled muscles are a real pain. Now I can't work out.
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
Hatrack Under Siege One lone hero saves the day Papa Janitor
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
My heart, forgive me Don't mind the cold, I promise It's necessary
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
Papa Janitor He is no longer with us Hail JanitorBlade!
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
11:09 I should be doing homework Haikus are more fun
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
How could I forget These seven years of summer? Letting go, hold on
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
Brain stuck in neutral Procrastination I loathe And yet here I lie
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
Squid pause and say hi They intuit that I find Friendly squid less yum
Posted by tda65 (Member # 11846) on :
See the clammy man Hanging on the sharp meat hook Rotting in the sun
Posted by rollainm (Member # 8318) on :
Searching for that star It's funny how much brighter A black hole can be
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
She's my BFS That means we're Best Friend--Sometimes That's F'n B.S.
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
TV remote's dead Have to get up off my ass Couch potato's blues.
...
To be perfectly Honest with you I have not Watched TV in months.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Truck brakes squeal and hiss Crash of emptying trash cans It's Monday morning.
[ August 02, 2010, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: Uprooted ]
Posted by Flaming Toad on a Stick (Member # 9302) on :
2:05 A.M. Class in less than 6 hours. Still writing haikus.
Posted by anti_maven (Member # 9789) on :
I can never think of how to end such poems umm...
Posted by deerpark27 (Member # 2787) on :
Use the water glass to see beneath the surface of your bubblebath:
sunken dinky toys, your sister's toes that wiggle, in the underworld.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Bus stop commuters, Crossing guards, and dog walkers Ninja-swathed in scarves.
Posted by scifibum (Member # 7625) on :
Party animals Sometimes are the celebrants Sometimes are the food
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