First person to post in this topic is challenged. Find a second (someone to take your place if your internet connection temporarily fails) and IM me at RochtalAlphkrist.
*throws down glove*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You sir have insulted me and my lack of IM ability at work. I thereby spit at your challenge, and in turn, throw the gauntlet at you for you to find me a picture of a purple girraffe on top of a beach ball.
You may begin.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I don't have instant messenger. So, I'll just, you know, throw popcorn at you...
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
*is confused. Is very very confused.*
"A swhat?"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!
Posted by Friday (Member # 8998) on :
Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
*wins*
Posted by estavares (Member # 7170) on :
So if I just wander in, and everyone's dead, can I take the prize?
At least the glove?
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
Nope. Because I re-wrote the scene. The glove is now mine! Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
I'll take on the duel!
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
Black Mage. I'm insulted. I thought I was the only one who could duel with you
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Black Mage, I'm insulted to find you are not online.
Posted by Orincoro (Member # 8854) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!
I also know something you do not, I am also not left handed. My name is anigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to Die Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!
Oh, yeah? Well, there's something I ought to tell you, too! I am not left-han-
Oh, wait. I am.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
quote:Originally posted by Orincoro:
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!
I also know something you do not, I am also not left handed. My name is anigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to Die
It's Indigo Montoya! For that, you shall pay!
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
Actually, Doc, it's Inigo Montoya. Indigo Montoya was his blue-blooded cousin. Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
I really wish my computer hadn't died last night. This looks like it could have been fun.
Posted by smitty (Member # 8855) on :
Yes, many men have blamed their cowardice on "computer failure"........ Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Could have been? What could have been?
Try is. Is fun Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Black Mage: To the death! Tante Shvester: No. To the pain.
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
I don't believe I'm familiar with that phrase.
Posted by suminonA (Member # 8757) on :
* puts on shiny armor * HA! * falls on the ground because of the gravity * OUCH!
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I do not think it means what you think it means.
(ack -- late -- meant to follow Brinestone's post.)
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
I'm SO having a duel right now!
Posted by Friday (Member # 8998) on :
Not if I have anything to say about it!!!
*Waves empty wrapping paper tube threateningly at AD*
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
dddddddddd DUEL!
I draw 1 card from my hand totaling my hand to 6 cards. Then I summon the Lord of Dragon face up in attack mode. (1200 ATK/ 800 DEF) and then activate the Flute of Summoning Dragon Magic Card enabling me to summon up to 2 dragon type monster cards from my hand. So I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
3000 ATK/2500 DEF Light Monster / Dragon
I place 2 cards face down. Your move. I have 1 card remaining in my hand.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I have the undeniable urge to watch The Princess Bride now.
Edit:
Draw Phase: I draw one card. I play Dark Hole, destroying your Blue Eyes.
Main Phase: I then use Monster Reborn and revive your Blue Eyes on my side of the field.
Secondary Phase: I then summon Lord of Dragon and play Flute of Magic Summoning.
Main Phase Two: I use its effect to summon another Blue Eyes.
Attack Phase: I attack you directly, dealing 6000 points of damage.
Your turn.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
As you play your dark hole I activate the trap card Imperial Order to negate the effects of all magic cards on the field and thus negating black hole. I have to pay 700 LP at the beginning of my stand by phase until I choos enot to, then it gets destoryed and is sent to the graveyard.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Ok, then I surrender. (I never was very good at this game...)
Posted by Friday (Member # 8998) on :
Well, that's all fine and dandy boys, but... *reveals 4 sevens and a jack* ...read 'em and weap!
*takes the pot*
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
White Lightning!
Good bye 2 pair + 1.
Posted by Friday (Member # 8998) on :
*Smacks Blayne over the head with the pot*
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
*lights cards on fire*
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
hey hey hey, keep away from my 400$ deck. Took me 2 years to construct it through trades and endless packs.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
*lights cards and Blayne on fire and walks away laughing*
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
*Summons a real Dragon to eat Steve*
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
*lights dragon on fire and turns on his CD player, continuing to bang his head to German heavy metal from my favorite, and yours, Rammstein*
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
You do know what the lyrics to rammstein are right?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote:Originally posted by KarlEd: Indigo Montoya was his blue-blooded cousin.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: You do know what the lyrics to rammstein are right?
German?( )
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
He talks about molesting children.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Not in all of their songs!
Posted by Topher (Member # 9028) on :
You - You hate - You hate me.
Rammstein sucks, there are way better German deatchcore bands out there. I prefer Canadian hardcore/"emo/screamo" though.
Dlayne - I will play you MTG (but I don't know what card game you reference).
Black Mage - I will fence you. =D
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote:Originally posted by Topher: You - You hate - You hate me.
Rammstein sucks, there are way better German deatchcore bands out there. I prefer Canadian hardcore/"emo/screamo" though.
Dlayne - I will play you MTG (but I don't know what card game you reference).
Black Mage - I will fence you. =D
I like Rammstein because they DON'T scream. They just snarl.
Posted by Blayne Bradley (Member # 8565) on :
MTG? Magic the Gathering? sure my hotmail msn is sid_meier@hotmail.com (i get spam as it is so I dont care about spam)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Brinestone: I don't believe I'm familiar with that phrase.
Tante Shvester: "To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose. Brinestone: And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Tante Shvester: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . . Brinestone: And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it. Tante Shvester: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I challenge King of Men, and present cheiros do ender as my second. :slaps KoM with metal gauntlet: Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
quote:Originally posted by Topher: You - You hate - You hate me.
Rammstein sucks, there are way better German deatchcore bands out there. I prefer Canadian hardcore/"emo/screamo" though.
Dlayne - I will play you MTG (but I don't know what card game you reference).
Black Mage - I will fence you. =D
It's actually "You have me."
Rammstein rules!
Bangs head to "Amerika".
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
As you all talked about dueling, I was fencing for real. HAha
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
Tante: I think you're bluffing.
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
(I've always wondered how I would do in a Princess Bride quoting war. Though I've never actually had enough time to start at the beginning and go all the way through. At one point, I could probably have quoted it all the way through, but I haven't watched it in over two years now, so I'm getting a little patchy.)
Posted by JennaDean (Member # 8816) on :
*jumping in on Tante's side*
It's possible, pig. It's possible that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
I stand ashamed and corrected. I hereby withdraw from the duel, to be replaced by me secon ... wait, nevermind, I don't have a second. Kill me quickly.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*stabs Strangelove through the heart with a...SPOON*
Now die you American Pig!!! Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :
Rammstein is fairly dirty in most of the songs.
However, Du Hast Mich does not translate as "You hate me" in context. In context, it continues to "Du hast mich gefragt" (you asked me).
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Ok, advent, have you seen the movie? I know I didn't get the quote exactly right but the correct response is "I would sooner destroy a stained glass window as an artist such as yourself. But, I can't have you following me either. *thump*"
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry I must be confusing robin hood and the other movie. Do you still want me to kill you?
Posted by Dr Strangelove (Member # 8331) on :
Yeah, sure, knock yourself out. *hint hint*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay. *beats Strangelove to a bloody pulp* There, now stay dead.
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(I never was very good at this game...)
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I stand ashamed and corrected. I hereby withdraw from the duel, to be replaced by me secon ... wait, nevermind, I don't have a second. Kill me quickly.